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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: anti bullying, poetry,

I Admit I Write Poop Poetry

A poet - some deem that I’m not I write about farting and snot Won’t be driven away I am here to stay Of critics, I don’t give a jot 3/21/19

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Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: fun,

JAN'S FANS

Alas ‘tis the fate of plucky Jan
To write her poetry while on the can
Her pen’s been known to scoop
A sprinkling of poop
And gleefully to let it hit the fan



Poem Details | by Tania Kitchin |
Categories: anti bullying, community,

A Shark Is Lurking

There's a shark lurking in the soup they say
With sharp teeth ready to strike any day
Our pens remain our best weapons
No matter what the shark threatens
We will just write more to send him away

12/27/18


Poem Details | by Beryl Edmonds |
Categories: art, confidence, future, hope,

My Legacy

Poetry to me is my legacy Poems I write to live on endlessly So like it or lump it I’ll blow my own trumpet And leave them to historic supremacy.


Poem Details | by Kp Nunez |
Categories: addiction, humorous,

Removed For Publication

“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.” Mark Twain, on Alcoholism


05 July 2015
Poem of the Day - 07 July 2015
Write With the Wit of Twain Contest - 4th Place
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich



Poem Details | by John Posey |
Categories: poetry, sleep, writing,

Sleepless Nights - Limerick Insomnia Revisited

Sleepless Nights - Limerick Insomnia Revisited Limericks are so hard to write. Sometimes, keep me up half the night Spending way too much time Just trying to rhyme A word that’s just out of sight. Written By John Posey 07/02/13


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, poetry,

From Bad To Verse

Jan doesn't write iambic pentameter So please don't condescend and mock her We have different styles I bring laughter and smiles Please remember Jan is just an amateur! 30th April 2015


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous, lust, political,

Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of Rump

A politician called Ronald Dump Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump At a peachy pert tush All his brains turn to mush His wife floors him – you should see the lump! Fictional write for fun 7th June 2016


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: funny, history, on writing and words,

Ahead of His Time

Young Shakespeare didst say to his tutor,
"Methinks I wouldst be much astuter,
And per chance, I wouldst say,
Mightest write a screen play,
If some fool wouldst invent the computer."


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: community,

Allison-Ellison

Jan Allison, Jack Ellison, believe it or not there's no relation Both love to write about poop, do you see the correlation? Canada and the Isle Of Man A loving connection, this poetry clan Joining hands across the seas, true love among nations


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humor,

Beware

Last night in a forest, poor Dan

got bit by some creatureHe ran

to the safety of home,

but as I write this poem,

he's changing! Beware the wolfman!

Feb26, 2020
For Richard Lamoureux's Warning Poetry Contest


Poem Details | by Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories: happiness, thanks,

A Wonderful Surprise

Gifted a premium membership
I want to do a joyful backflip
But that may cause great harm
A sincere thanks with charm
Effort to write more I shall let rip

January 10,  2020


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: muse,

Rules Contested

I saw a neat contest today
But rules seemed to get in the way
So, I''ll write what I like
The rules  take a hike
And settle for my usual N/A


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humorous,

A Real Souper Poopper

I know of a poet named Jan
She lives on the Isle of Man
She likes to write poop
To add to The Soup
And I'm honestly glad that she can


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: books, humorous, writing,

Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes - new book


Loo humour it is my forte Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day I’ve finished next book Will you dare to look It’s naughty – that’s all I will say!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Food To Feed Separate From Weed

Food To Feed Separate from Weed

Morning Has Broken and so has each seed; 
Become food to feed  separate from weed,
They found,
On ground,
Which was required that they surely need.

My main goal is to motivate others
to write poetry..

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: humor, winter,

Yes Dear

I’m trying to write like a bard
She asked me to go dig the yard
Though protests were made
I picked up a spade
I grinned when the ground was too hard


Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: celebrity, hero,

Celebrity Limerick

Mission impossible for my muse
to write a limerick on Tom Cruise 
Our hero Ethan Hunt
performs stunt after stunt
like me, his enemies he'd confuse.

8/20/2018


Poem Details | by Sathya Babu |
Categories: funny, humor,

Here Me Write - Word Play Homophone

Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
board eye go far a movie
knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: appreciation, for her, funny, humor, life, sexy, work,

Advice Adviser

I'm retired but do I still have a life Yes, sexual adviser I am to my wife But if I say try this It'll be totally bliss If I desire I'll ask for your advice . Challenged to write on the back of a Joke!


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humor, softball,

A Soft Ball

This maybe a contest of sorts
But she said I can't write about sports
'Cause it's not funny of late
To see a man's ball deflate 
And have to debate it in court.......Hahahahhaahh  It's still funny


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: poems, poetess, poets, words, write, writing,

Names On Contests, Yuchers

Once again I write what I think Include your name, hell that stinks It should all be read blind Just imagine the finds Leave the Judges purely in think <*> All contests should be read blind, unless a Workshop named!


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: community, conflict, crazy, smile, storm, thank you, thanks,

To the Norm, Truck It

This Scottish guy never cares for the norm It doesn't bother his ass, no matter the form There's too much of this And there's too much of that Please write to the form, or suffer the storm May I add this doesn't conform to the Syllable count.


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: bird, flying, humorous,

Why I'M Glad Elephants Can'T Fly

I looked at a bird flying high Its poop landed up in my eye I looked such a disgrace As it slid down my face Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry FICTION WRITE! 01~06~17


Poem Details | by Kash Poet |
Categories: funny,

Twice Or Thrice Daily

Twice daily,even once will do if you want I can do thrice too, so in this New Year promise to adhere to my wish to write more haiku! ;-) ==================000================