Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
funny
A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
It didn't take long
to decide what was wrong
seems the space ship was made by Toyota!
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Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
humor, work,
She works in accounting at the factory,
loves counting numbers and her salary,
she has it made,
till she got weighed,
obviously hates counting calories.
11-20-16
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
children, funny, on work and working,
The sea was unusually wavy,
When a cook in the Royal Navy,
With a roll of the ship,
Accidentally slipped,
Inundating his captain with gravy.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
culture, funny, humor, irony, silly,
A vacuum cleaner should glide
And relief from messes provide
It is quite unlike
Harley Davidson's bike
Since the dirtbag's on the inside
Author's note: Someone told me this vapid joke at work today, so I framed it as above--enjoy!
Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
education,
What can two hydrogen; one oxygen be,
here’s a really good hint, it makes up the sea.
so now we should know,
water is H2O.
Now let us work this out; what is K9P?
Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
art, humor,
Humble Olive Eloisa
Went one day to work in Pisa
She posed for awhile
Behind flashy smile
She stood in for Mona Lisa.
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Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
farm, funny, humor, life, poetry, scary, work,
There once was a farmer named Larry
With a hundred cows at his dairy
Larry did his best
Hired help for the rest
Milking that many cows was scary
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
work,
I had an affair with a maid
Accustomed to doing as bade
Now she is with child
The wife has gone wild,
"Thats not how a maid should be paid!"
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
heaven, jobs, joy, tribute, work,
Seeing aisles of messy shelves
Before a shopper even delves
Is a horrible curse
Which Whole Foods can reverse
With stockers who were Santa's elves
Poem Details | by
Brandee Augustus |
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, on work and working, philosophy
There once was a proud Aries like me,
whose impatience kept from being free.
But all my pride inside
never had the chance to hide
the goal of winning confidently!
Poem Details | by
Caryl Muzzey |
Categories:
funny, work,
I worked for a cranky old boss
who came to work always quite cross.
Finally found out,
he developed gout,
when stocks took a capital loss
Copyright © 2011 By Caryl SMuzzey
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
love,
Oh, honey, your lover’s a jerk;
I promise it really can’t work -
As he’s married, of course,
And he wouldn’t divorce -
I’d deck him* and wipe off his smirk.
* to punch someone hard and knock them to the ground
For Vicky’s Agony Aunt contest
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
relationship,
LOVE and HATE it can often be said
in relationships, share the same bed
if you're really quite shrewd
you can work out her mood-
either lipstick or bruise on my head!
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
appreciation, for her, funny, humor, life, sexy, work,
I'm retired but do I still have a life
Yes, sexual adviser I am to my wife
But if I say try this
It'll be totally bliss
If I desire I'll ask for your advice
.
Challenged to write on the back of a Joke!
Poem Details | by
Rhonda Johnson-Saunders |
Categories:
humor, work,
He spends one more day in his bed.
To-do-lists run all ‘round his head.
Noon came and then passed,
he’s still on his ass.
A hard day of work, he most dreads!
“If man had created man, he’d be ashamed of his performance.” – Mark Twain
Poem Details | by
Brenden Taylor |
Categories:
allegory, political
“One day, I’ll fin’lly align
This horrible, putrid design;
I’ll start at the crown,
And work my way down,”
Said the sheep at the end of the line.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, school, teenage, work,
Sometimes my work is the pits -
Teenagers popping their zits
With consummate art
They burp and they fart …
I still love my job to bits!
17th November 2015
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
earth day, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, rainforest, work,
lumberjacks fell on their knees
when the woods ran out of trees
no thought to give in
and after a spin
were soon modeling dickies.
Poem Details | by
Joe Maverick |
Categories:
adventure, courage,
A man without a job
Had scarce to fill his gob
Scanning the press did See
Much work in jeopardy..'
So his pack; on back did lob.
He'd take train to short supply
Where time; was stacked up high.'
As a man of Limerick town
He was never feeling down
For t'was surely worth the try!
Poem Details | by
Njeri Hunjeri |
Categories:
fun,
Boss lady on the go!
No rest for an obedient bro'
She puts him to work from dusk to dust
No mercy for a brother even with trust
The boss lady may need some lust.
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny
There once was a man from Dunkirk
Who always was late for his work.
This man was so lazy,
He drove his wife crazy.
She stabbed him awake with a dirk.
For Deborah Guzzi's limerick contest 9th place
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
animals, funny, on work and working, people,
A novice goose farmer named Sanders,
Once wrote for advice from Ann Landers.
He'd encountered a block
To increasing his flock:
He didn't know gooses from ganders.
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
animals, children, funny, on work and working,
A lady named Abigail Feanture
Received from her colleagues a censure.
She, being a vet,
Accidentally let
A mischievous Doberman Pincer.
Poem Details | by
Shane Cooper |
Categories:
silly, work,
Hi Ho around and around we go
Where I work nothing is ever slow
Sometimes they will shout
Sometimes they will pout
What cometh next you never can know
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
computer,
Last week my computer was on the fritz.
The confounded thing was givin' me fits!
Trouble was a sick modem.
They jes' won't work without 'em!
Life sans a computer is jes' the pits!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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