Poem Details | by
Janet Eaton |
Categories:
spring, winter,
There once was a seed in the ground
Waiting for Spring to come around
Her patience gave way
Came up anyway
Now she is frozen to the ground
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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, snow,
In winter when snow softly falls
Sid snowman clutches his snow balls
He says I feel chilly
There’s frost on my willy
I hope it melts when nature calls!
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
humor,
The winter has honed its attack.
“I'm freezing!” my butt shrieks alack,
as up climb the freezes
from toes passed the knees-es.
It's so cold my foreskin grew back!
12/30/18
Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
humor,
Bill's snowman was missing a snout
For carrots in shops had run out.
A sausage sufficed
But as it de-iced
Its purpose was cast into doubt!
30.01.21
Winter Snow Or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania kitchin
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
flower, love,
FLOWER ARRANGEMENT
The dandy wind pillows soft seeds,
That fly o’er the green grass and breeds.
A Winter of snow,
And springtime sun glow ~
He loves me he loves me not weeds.
11/8/2017
Poem Details | by
Bryn Strudwick |
Categories:
snow,
FROZEN JOE/
A hardy young fellow called Joe
Went out with no clothes in the snow
Certain bits turned to ice
And then snapped off – not nice
So he now spells his name J-o
30th December 2020
Winter Snow or Ice contest
Sponsor - Tania Kitchin
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
snow, winter,
A snowman stands outside in the snow
But no nose has the snowman to show
Now the snowman can't sneeze
So the snowman says please
"Give a snowman a nose he can blow!"
1-9-19
Same Word Winter Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
irony, winter,
She could do an axel and spin
go higher and do it again
when she heard the crack
she never looked back
as she passed the sign that read THIN
12/29/2020
Winter Snow or Ice Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin - sponsor
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
humor, winter,
I’m trying to write like a bard
She asked me to go dig the yard
Though protests were made
I picked up a spade
I grinned when the ground was too hard
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
winter,
April showers bring May flowers and weather breezy
This year April snow has brought us all to our kneesies
What the hell...
Something smells
Must be Trumpie, disturbing the scheme of thingsies
Poem Details | by
John Trusty |
Categories:
funny, satire
Showing off the ultimate bathing fright,
worked all winter preparing a delight.
Laid off the usual beer,
summer now finally here.
His Speedo package outrageous and tight!
*For the battle of the bulge contest It only takes one Speedo to ruin a day at the beach!
Poem Details | by
Chaim Wilson |
Categories:
april, baseball, winter,
Baseball is on my mind more,
When frigid winds freeze to the core,
Opening day,
Seems eons away,
Snow shovels strike out, wood bats score!
Poem Details | by
Janet Eaton |
Categories:
fun, spring,
This winter I am so much over
I need to run out in the clover
Time for spring to forward
Maybe I'll just move shoreward
And spend my time as a fearful rover.
Contest: Spring Forward
Debbie Guzzi
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
political,
A small temporary summer crush
Hillary and Donald's traits makes one blush
Media gives each a free ride
On all TV screens can not hide
Summer flees, winter leaves, spring flushes
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
winter,
He HAS arrived, later than usual
But Old Man Winter's lateness is excusable
In fact another week or two
Would've been appreciated too
But we thank the gods for this snow reducible
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Drjim Martin |
Categories:
hope,
Cold Days
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014
Days of summer are now gone.
Cold winter days we’re shown.
My great desire,
Is to sit by the fire,
Until greatly warmer I have grown.
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny,
When Chucky Groundhog comes above,
He's looking for a lady love.
If he sees shadow,
It is spring's deathblow.
For six long weeks, winter won't move.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
spring, daffodils,
There are many things in life I look forward to still
The first breath of spring, the sun as it peeks over the hill
When the robins first arrive
Means that winter we've survived
As we run through fields of yellow daffodils
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Rhoda Tripp |
Categories:
humor, humorous, winter, word play,
There once was a snowman named Jerrit.
His wish was to embed his carrot.
So he stood on his head;
He could have stayed in bed.
If his cold wife would grin and bare it.
Written 1/1/2018
Contest: Upside Down World (limerick)
Hosted by: Eve Roper
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
weather, winter,
Colorado winters are rather nice,
Except for that confounded snow and ice!
But come the next spring,
The season will bring,
Balmy weather and sunshine to suffice.
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
funny, winter,
There was a young fellow called Joe
Who loved to play out in the snow
But he skidded on ice
Somersaulted twice
And broke all three bones in his elbow.
February 16th 2018.
Entered in walking in the snow contest
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
cool, spring, weather,
Don't stack your winter clothes away,
rain or cold may return to play;
mad weather brings blues,
happy music soothes
when sunshine tricks May!
* Inspired by Mark Twain's quote:
In the Spring
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
I'm Canadian eh! from the frozen tundra
Stored food for the winter, so I'm a little rotunda
Not worried a bit
Soon be back in fit
How I make it though winter, it's a won-da!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
weather,
The summer is reaching an end so it seems
Just started I thought, when everything turned green
Not fair I declare
I'm filled with despair
Would love summer all winter, I want to scream
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
nature,
Punxsutawney Phil thought he could sing
So they dubbed him Elvis the king
But when he heard all the boos
He got the winter blues
And wasn't seen again until spring!