Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, wedding
Runaway Train
An outdoor wedding, no sign of rain
The bride’s gown had a 10-foot train
Crossing the lawn to her bequeathed
Fido snatched the train in his teeth
And Pop watched eight grand go down the drain
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny
Chippendale Dancer
Hot Sue, many guys sought to romance her
But she fell for a Chippendale dancer
Stuck bucks in his G-string
But found his wedding ring
Right next to his genital enhancer
*Entry for Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque" contest
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
irony, wedding,
Dress to impress!- bawdy humour
My sister got married in white
Gran commented, “That isn’t right -
You are no virgin bride
That’s YOUR son by your side
You should have kept your legs shut tight!”
Written by
Frank Mashina
Categories:
family, humor, marriage, social,
Mom’s Photo Secret
Mom said, “No sex before marriage,”
With rules she thought were quite sage.
But in her wedding shot,
I see a twist in the plot—
Was her vow just a part of the age?
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
funny,
Nervous Bride
Nervous Bride
DrJames EMartin
©May, 2013
Her wedding day was drawing near.
She tried to hide her fear.
The more she tried,
The more she cried.
Would anxiety ever disappear?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anniversary, clothes,
29th Wedding Anniversary Poem
Today there was shock in my eyes
My husband gave me a surprise
He donned his wedding suit
And still looks really cute
Been married for years, how time flies
06/22/21
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife
Double Disappointment
I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
childhood, death, family, funny, husband, wedding, wife,
Roman Wedlock
A baby, pious, was born by aide
He named it Gaias, and felt like a jade
While he cried,
Cause mommy died.
His wife hired yet another maid.
Written by
Vernette Hutcherson
Categories:
life, love, wedding, cousin,
Larry-Harry(Limerick)
I once dated a man named Larry
He one day asked me to marry
Though he was a real honey
He hadn't much money
So, I wed his cousin Harry
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
family, funny,
Poor Man
We never thought she'd find the right man
Find a more fickle bride if you can..
Poor man hasn't a chance
She's in charge of romance
He stepped into the fire from the pan
Written in haste for the
"Cousins Wedding" contest...
my appologies...lol
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor, marriage, wedding,
Enough Already
It was the sixth wedding for daughter Judy
who was quite plain and hardly a beauty.
Time came to give away the bride
whereupon her Father replied
"five times I've tried--I've done my duty."
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
mystery
Wayne the Builder
There once was a builder called Wayne,
Who built a new house on a plain,
But his wife took fright
On their wedding night:
He’d forgotten the roof again.
*my theory on Stonehenge : )
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
funny,
What a Todo
Sally went to a wedding its true
was told to wear something that's blue
so she wore panties with lace
should see the look on their face
when she took them off in the loo
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Discovery
For a week Jean was married to Jake,
Jean discovered that Jake was a snake,
At a shop now in town,
For sale a wedding gown,
With a note - worn once by mistake.
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humorous,
Nailed
There was a roofer named Bob Ringles
Who liked to go to dances for singles.
There he met his soul mate
Who OK'd a wedding date.
'Til she learned Bob had the shingles.
Written by
Prince Agba
Categories:
wedding
Honeymoon Cocoon
Fly me to the moon
Play us the bedroom tunes
The nod-nod head of lovers’ hoots
Let’s twirl this tango as David in jolly mood
And coil in celestial honeymoon cocoon.
PRINCE AGBA
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
journey, life, love, marriage,
From Wedding To Marriage
The exchange of vows begins the Journey
love, patience and trust, the needed money
to make every meal
and open every seal
one where bitter leaf spices much honey
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
husband, wedding, wife
The Secret
Once upon a time, thirty years ago,
In front of a priest I stood with my beau.
“Over time”, he hailed;
“The secret will be unveiled”,
“Of a truly happy marriage”; but I still don’t know.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, romance,
The Last of the Romantics
She was the only love he'd ever known
For the cheap wedding ring he would atone
She pined for a bigger "ice"
A five carat stone would be nice
The jerk bought her a one ton graveyard stone
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories:
funny, wedding,
Wedding Day
She cried at the wedding ceremony
Happy tears, like beautiful peonies
They didn't wed
Like she had said
So she won a ton of U O Me's.
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
angst, family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, love, romance, wedding, wife
Full Circle
Just out of college, we would yearn for a touch
Sleeping together cuddled on the couch
Those were the days!
Of pre-wedding bouquets
Now I am told to go sleep alone on the couch
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
confusion, wedding,
My Cousin's Wedding
The bride-to-be set the time and the date.
Now she is a whole hour and one half late
The wedding guests are curious.
The bride’s father is furious.
The wedding is now on overtime rate.
For contest "My Cousin's Wedding"
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Ticket-Puncher Got Dead Drunk
Limerick : Once a Ticket-Puncher got dead drunk
Once a Ticket-Puncher got dead drunk
Punched everyone he called « Bloody Skunk ! »
Sentenced to punch in ring
Minus his wedding ring
Now his wife’s punched drunk by a starved Monk.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Abdul Malik
Categories:
marriage, engagement,
Marriage
has three rings - Engagement rings,
Wedding rings and Sufferings;
Like a Violin lover,
after the music's over,
Ah, attached still are the strings!
"Limerick" contest by Jan Allison
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, social,
Rich Relative Nuptials
This wedding is hard-labor duty
(All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!)
A whole lotta' bunk!
Guess I'll get drunk
And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty...
For Joann's contest