Written by
Ashley Last
Categories:
growing up, lonely,
Old Weather
the weather outside is cold
and without someone to hold
the nights are long
i sing this song
i feel like i am old
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humor,
Snowman Ted
So to look up girls’ skirts, Snowman Ted
turned himself upside down on his head.
But he ought to be told
since the weather is cold,
girls wear boots and long trousers instead!
Dec24, 2017 For Eve Roper's 'Upside Down World - Limericks Only' Poetry Contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
winter,
April's Been Trumped
April showers bring May flowers and weather breezy
This year April snow has brought us all to our kneesies
What the hell...
Something smells
Must be Trumpie, disturbing the scheme of thingsies
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,
There's No Place Like Home
Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone
Written by
Merwin Rylaarsdam
Categories:
school, weather,
School Closing
It’s true! I heard it myself!
No academic learning tomorrow!
The roads are too icy,
and travel is dicey
try to contain all your sorrow.
Written by
Lynn Dolly
Categories:
food, funny, imagination, pets,
Garage Sale
1221 Boiling Weather Drive
First customer gets a free beehive
With purchase ten bones or more
Food, drinks, desserts galore
Porcelain hitchhiker needs a ride
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anniversary,
40
You could have been completely free
But I love you and you love me
We’re still together
Through joy and bad weather
For one more anniversary
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
funny
Australian Tour
On my bike, fifteen gears by derailleur
I set off on my trip round Australia
But the weather was hot
Blisters grew on my bot
So the journey became quite a failure
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Long and Hard - Not For Contest
Oh so long and pink and very hard
On the airer stood in my back yard
They looked oh so shocking
My frozen pink stocking
Weather forecasts I now disregard!
22nd May 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
weather,
Old Mother Nature
Okay, Okay, enough already with this crap
Spring can come anytime now, just look at a map
It's not the north pole
It's taking it's toll
Old Mother Nature must be having a nap
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
for him, friend, tribute,
Hold Down the Fort-Tributick
Santa Jack's under the weather so I'm hear to say
Let's all write a limerick or two today
It should be funny
Or a little bit punny
So pull out your pencils and start writing away
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
weather, winter,
Colorado Winters
Colorado winters are rather nice,
Except for that confounded snow and ice!
But come the next spring,
The season will bring,
Balmy weather and sunshine to suffice.
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
weather,
Still Alive
Hiss and boohoo the snow finally arrived
Along with frigid temps, but we'll all survive
We're Canadian you know
This stuff's not nouveau
Snowed since a week now, still damn well alive
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
cool, spring, weather,
When Sunshine Tricks May
Don't stack your winter clothes away,
rain or cold may return to play;
mad weather brings blues,
happy music soothes
when sunshine tricks May!
* Inspired by Mark Twain's quote:
In the Spring
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
happiness, happy, how i feel,
The Egg
The Easter bunny found an egg
Turn around and named it Kreg
She kept the egg together
Through all kinds of weather
But, the egg gave the bunny a plague
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
weather,
Even the Trees Are Confused
The forecasters are predicting near 60 degrees
On Christmas day here in the land of the freeze
Things are all messed up
What's going on, I know not what
A mere blip, imagine how confused are the trees
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
happiness, spring,
Makes Us Feel Giddy
The warm spring weather has finally arrived
Making us feel giddy and glad we're alive
Best time of the year
Gorgeous colours appear
Another winter's over, think I'll start to imbibe
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
weather,
Summer All Winter
The summer is reaching an end so it seems
Just started I thought, when everything turned green
Not fair I declare
I'm filled with despair
Would love summer all winter, I want to scream
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
George Schaefer
Categories:
joy,
Trampoline
No yard complete without a trampoline
Ebullient leaps sloppy and pristine
Gloomy weather turned upbeat
Mesh giving way to bare feet
A vision as sweet as a jellybean
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
christmas, clothes, humor,
My Sweater
Once again felt cold due to the weather,
added more layers for good warm measure,
got it as a gift,
a camel would spit,
if it saw me in my ugly Christmas sweater.
12-17-16
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
green,
Wearing the Green
We wear the green StPatrick's day,
For he who drove the snakes away.
No matter the weather,
We parade together,
Holding a green shamrock bouquet.
3/29/16
Written by
Don Davidson
Categories:
bird, crazy, earth, fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly, write, writing,
One For Kicks
I know a bird who sways and swings
He jumps and kicks and flaps his wings
He cannot fly in stormy weather
He cannot strut his fluffy feathers
So instead he sits and sings.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
weather, winter,
It's Dicey When It's Icy
Be careful of an icy snow squall
It’s icy when Jack Frost comes to call
If it’s freezing and icy
Icy paths can be dicey
When icy, just beware you don’t fall
Same Word Winter Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor Charles Messina
1/5/19
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Wendy Weather
Wendy Horder's life took a blight
As sometime God does not get it right
At least Down Under
With awesome thunder*
God soothes their soul with Vegemite
*( At least I thought it was thunder, but it
may have been Wendy's old toaster?)
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
autumn, weather,
Charges One's Motor
Seventy degrees in Canada in October
Think I've been drinking but I'm totally sober
Take it while we can
Cold weather's soon at hand
Enjoy! Enjoy! This sure charges one's motor
© Jack Ellison 2015