Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, humorous, war,
The Pen Versus the Sword
The incorrect usage of tense
And phrases of total nonsense
Wipe out brain status
With more apparatus
Than the Department of Defense
Written by
John Smith
Categories:
war,
Gaddafi
Muammar Muhammad Gaddafi;
'Brother Leader', dog of Tripoli
People of Libya
happily say, "See ya!
Here's for Flight 103 - Lockerbie."
*Dead 10/20/11
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
america,
Red White and Screw U
The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture, peace, war,
Tomorrow
Yesterday Asians, Jews today
Yet Native Americans pray,
"To settle a score
Grant us love, not war,
So children can go out to play!"
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
It's All So Fake
All we are taught, just bold, brazen lies
World War Two? It was all filmed in Van Nuys!
And yes, it is true
Biden's a Chinese Jew
So don't trust your brain or rely on your eyes
10/24/22
Written by
Chris Matt
Categories:
school, sports
High School Football-Favorite Sport
Under the lights on Friday night.
High school football starting to ignite.
Merciless to everyone.
This is war, not for fun.
Winning state is a beautiful sight.
Written by
Vera Duggan
Categories:
age, conflict, courage, death, soldier, war,
Anzac Day
It's Anzac Day today
Or lads were sent away
To fight a war
And what the hell for
Because they had to pay
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
funny, introspection, people
Gemini ( Male.)
All my friends say they can not abide
these two people I have deep inside
Let the first one insist,
feel the other resist
while I wait for their war to subside.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
memory, world war ii,
Vitamin B-12
Started taking Vitamin B-12 for my memory
Reminding me of the B-29, a question for Jeopardy
A bomber during history's dark time
World War II, a disgusting crime
We must all be sure so as not repeat this treachery
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, science, science fiction
"war of the Worlds" By H.G. (Hebert-Gautreaux) Wells
Martian Gumbo
One of dem Saucer land in da Bayou
Ole Boudreaux out huntin say "Jus who be you?"
Den he point him shodgun
And say "Lookee here son...
Jus found some green OKRA to seasonne my stew!"
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
funny, humor, war,
A Leader They Were Proud Of
Soon we all must enter the fray
And keep this injustice at bay
Thus said the major
Who tripped on the floor
Thus ending the war for that day
Written by
Fabiyas M V
Categories:
life,
Life In a Liquor Bottle
He dives into a liquor bottle, and
Zigzags like a snake on the sand.
A wife waits for her hero,
But who comes as a zero.
Obscenities ooze from his ‘stupor gland’.
(My limerick which was selected and published in Selected Poems Anthology 2013 by Pendle War Poetry, U K)
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
political, social
Down In Dunkirk
The once was a man from Dunkirk.
The war came and he went berserk.
In the French battle field,
Local harlots did yield.
Escape came by fancy footwork.
© January 16, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,
Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good
What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love
Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
satire, technology, war,
It's All In How You Say It
While ours kill with flair and finesse
Banned weapons can make a fine mess
Since guys without class
Can possess poison gas
O-bomb-a will make an address
There's hype and there's hysteria
O-bomb-a needs criteria
To send friend Bashar
Wrapped presents from afar
His gift of love for Syria
Written by
Earle Brown
Categories:
political
Stereotyping a Poem
The Al-Qaeda is a blatant lie,
Are all Muslims terrorists and spies?
Eyes shift from the black man,
Now fixed on them Afghans,
But in war harmless people die.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor, world war ii,
An Old World War Ii Injury
Well how do you do, my name is Jack
Brain's still working but it's got a big crack
It's a World War II injury
Watching the war on TV
Munching on chips put my back outta whack
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
philosophy, war
An Eye For An Eye
Who adores an ancient lore chore
And loves to see gore and wage war
Yet sore pouring pain?
This stems from an old brain
A story of man’s evil core
Written by
Milton Toran
Categories:
humor, humorous, pets,
Broom Warfare
These walls conceal an ugly war
Kitty litter raids my floor
This tidy home I'm sworn to keep
A rugged broom's a tiresome sweep
Three cats are such a chore
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
golf, humorous, war,
What Did You Do In the War, Daddy
"What did you do in the big war, Daddy?"
(Is often asked by a soldier's laddie.)
"I'm proud you asked me that son;
I packed a golf bag and gun,
Since I was the Gen'ral's guard and caddy!"
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
family, history, inspirational, people, places, sea, war
Hardy By Name, Hardy By War
In History, Nelson fought the Spanish
This powerful Armada did vanish
My ancestor was in thrall
Kismet Hardy had a ball
No invasion, the infidels, banished
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
bereavement, grief, march, people, sorrow, war,
Exclamation Point
Liberty Bell, cracked and muted after the war
Apostrophe after every catastrophe under par
Homerun in the Long March of Second War
Coins on cairns of foes and heroes in jar
An exclamation point in war under par.
Written by
George Anos
Categories:
satire, war
De-Skirt's
Cogito
Ergo
Sham
I think
Therefore
I Clown
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(MsrRene, for humor's sake, I hope you're not turning on your grave :o)
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
business, people, places, political
Dollar To War, To Dollar
Our politicians to be told what for
Why they continue to take us to war
Is it for the oil and ores
To continue earth sores
Or for conglomerate greed galore
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
An Old World War Ii Injury
Well how do you do, my name is Jack
Brain's still working but it's developed a crack
It's a World War II injury
While watching it on TV
Munching on chips put my back outta whack