Limerick Poems About War | War Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, humorous, war,

The Pen Versus the Sword

The incorrect usage of tense
And phrases of total nonsense
Wipe out brain status
With more apparatus
Than the Department of Defense

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Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: war,

Gaddafi

Muammar Muhammad Gaddafi; 
'Brother Leader', dog of Tripoli   
People of Libya 
happily say, "See ya! 
Here's for Flight 103 - Lockerbie."  


*Dead 10/20/11



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: america,

Red White and Screw U

The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, peace, war,

Tomorrow

Yesterday Asians, Jews today
Yet Native Americans pray,
"To settle a score
Grant us love, not war,
So children can go out to play!"


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

It's All So Fake

All we are taught, just bold, brazen lies
World War Two?  It was all filmed in Van Nuys!
And yes, it is true
Biden's a Chinese Jew
So don't trust your brain or rely on your eyes

10/24/22



Poem Details | by Chris Matt |
Categories: school, sports

High School Football-Favorite Sport

Under the lights on Friday night.
High school football starting to ignite.
Merciless to everyone.
This is war, not for fun.
Winning state is a beautiful sight.


Poem Details | by Vera Duggan |
Categories: age, conflict, courage, death, soldier, war,

Anzac Day

It's Anzac Day today
Or lads were sent away
To fight a war
And what the hell for
Because they had to pay


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: funny, introspection, people

Gemini ( Male.)

All my friends say they can not abide
these two people I have deep inside
Let the first one insist,
feel the other resist
while I wait for their war to subside.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: memory, world war ii,

Vitamin B-12

Started taking Vitamin B-12 for my memory Reminding me of the B-29, a question for Jeopardy A bomber during history's dark time World War II, a disgusting crime We must all be sure so as not repeat this treachery © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, science, science fiction

"war of the Worlds" By H.G. (Hebert-Gautreaux) Wells

Martian Gumbo

One of dem Saucer land in da Bayou
Ole Boudreaux out huntin say "Jus who be you?"
Den he point him shodgun
And say "Lookee here son...
Jus found some green OKRA to seasonne my stew!"


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, war,

A Leader They Were Proud Of

Soon we all must enter the fray
And keep this injustice at bay
Thus said the major
Who tripped on the floor
Thus ending the war for that day


Poem Details | by Fabiyas M V |
Categories: life,

Life In a Liquor Bottle

He dives into a liquor bottle, and
Zigzags like a snake on the sand.
A wife waits for her hero,
But who comes as a zero.
Obscenities ooze from his ‘stupor gland’.

(My limerick which was selected and  published in Selected Poems Anthology 2013 by  Pendle War Poetry, U K)


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: political, social

Down In Dunkirk

The once was a man from Dunkirk.
The war came and he went berserk.
In the French battle field,
Local harlots did yield.
Escape came by fancy footwork.

© January 16, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,

Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: satire, technology, war,

It's All In How You Say It

While ours kill with flair and finesse
Banned weapons can make a fine mess
Since guys without class
Can possess poison gas
O-bomb-a will make an address

There's hype and there's hysteria
O-bomb-a needs criteria 
To send friend Bashar   
Wrapped presents from afar
His gift of love for Syria


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor, world war ii,

An Old World War Ii Injury

Well how do you do, my name is Jack Brain's still working but it's got a big crack It's a World War II injury Watching the war on TV Munching on chips put my back outta whack © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Earle Brown |
Categories: political

Stereotyping a Poem

The Al-Qaeda is a blatant lie,
Are all Muslims terrorists and spies?
Eyes shift from the black man,
Now fixed on them Afghans,
But in war harmless people die.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: philosophy, war

An Eye For An Eye

Who adores an ancient lore chore
And loves to see gore and wage war
Yet sore pouring pain?
This stems from an old brain
A story of man’s evil core


Poem Details | by Milton Toran |
Categories: humor, humorous, pets,

Broom Warfare

These walls conceal an ugly war
Kitty litter raids my floor
This tidy home I'm sworn to keep
A rugged broom's a tiresome sweep
Three cats are such a chore


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: golf, humorous, war,

What Did You Do In the War, Daddy

"What did you do in the big war, Daddy?"

   (Is often asked by a soldier's laddie.)

      "I'm proud you asked me that son;

         I packed a golf bag and gun,

           Since I was the Gen'ral's guard and caddy!"


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: family, history, inspirational, people, places, sea, war

Hardy By Name, Hardy By War

In History, Nelson fought the Spanish
This powerful Armada did vanish
My ancestor was in thrall
Kismet Hardy had a ball
No invasion, the infidels, banished


Poem Details | by George Anos |
Categories: satire, war

De-Skirt's

Cogito 
Ergo
Sham

I think
Therefore
I Clown



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(MsrRene, for humor's sake, I hope you're not turning on your grave    :o)


Poem Details | by Clifford Villalon |
Categories: bereavement, grief, march, people, sorrow, war,

Exclamation Point

Liberty Bell, cracked and muted after the war
Apostrophe after every catastrophe under par
Homerun in the Long March of Second War
Coins on cairns of foes and heroes in jar
An exclamation point in war under par.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

An Old World War Ii Injury

Well how do you do, my name is Jack Brain's still working but it's developed a crack It's a World War II injury While watching it on TV Munching on chips put my back outta whack


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: business, people, places, political

Dollar To War, To Dollar

Our politicians to be told what for Why they continue to take us to war Is it for the oil and ores To continue earth sores Or for conglomerate greed galore