Limerick Poems About Tuna | Tuna Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Deirdre Omaidin |
Categories: natural disasters

Fish Tail

A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep






for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition

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Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: animals

Homer the House Cat

He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow
'Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!

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Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: sports

Una

There once was a shopkeeper called Una,
Whose bottom was getting rather lunar.
‘If fishing’s good for health,
‘I’ll reel tins from the shelf,’
She said as she caught a can of tuna.

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Poem Details | by Ndikho Kwinana |
Categories: africa,

Man From Nkandla

I know a man from Nkandla called Zuma
He has an offspring like tuna
He thinks shower
Has the power
To repair his broken bazooka

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Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, bird, fun, funny, humor, ocean, sea,

Pelican Pete

A pelican called Pete,
Whom tuna, would not eat;
Flew down to hot sand,
Some sand crabs to land,
Now Pete has some very blistered feet!

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: dream, fish, moon, travel,

Charlie, the Tuna

There once was an unusual tuna
Charlie dreamed of sailing to the luna
   Bought a huge water balloon
   But along came a typhoon
Farewell Charlie, wannabe Kahuna

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fish,

A Can of Tuna

Opened a can of tuna, yummy yum yum
My niece in Vancouver knew we were having some
Her cats, they declared
Needed scratch for the airfare
To partake of the festivities or be stricken dumb

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: satire,

A Can of Tuna

Opened a can of tuna, yummy yum yum
My niece in Vancouver knew we were having some
Her cats, they declared
Needed dough for the airfare
To partake of the festivities or be stricken dumb

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Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: analogy, cat, men,

A Man and Kat

~Man found having tea party with Kat again
Viral photo of cat has been photoshopped 
Mice breaking in kitchen cupboards nibbling in boxes of tea bags 
Cat catches train with man catnip and tuna on the menu~


12/24/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020

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