Limerick Poems About Trees | Tree Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: spring,

Spring Forward

In spring time fresh flowers are rising New lambs in the fields – not surprising In every hedgerow and tree Lush beauty will surround me It’s heaven; there is no disguising 02~16~15 Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: jealousy,

Wood Envy

Have I jealousy of my dear mate?
I don’t think I have any, but wait!
I sure wish I could pee
in the wood near a tree
like my husband does, standing up straight!

For Line Gauthier's Funny Limerick Contest



Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: fun, funny love, giggle, humor, people, silly, tree,

Out Pops - a Collab With Olive Eloisa Guillermo

Two poets who couldn't agree Raise their voices to their loud pleas One wasn't able to stop His zip open, out pops! Haha, it's a pea, not the size of a tree ©JAFraser and OEGuillermo 15.18pm, April 07, 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: animal,

Python

The python hung down from the tree,
It hissed and it scared little me,
I gave it a whack,
To make it turn back,
And have someone else for its tea.

For Russell’s Five Minute Challenge, 11th May


Poem Details | by Jonna Gallano |
Categories: best friend, blessing, friend, friendship, trust,

Genuine Damsel

I was lurking around but she finally found me,
We're watching the clouds and lying under a tree.

Saying words to be outspoken,
Worrying nothing even the glass is broken.

And I will lastingly love her because she's with me.



Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: fun, love, nonsense, silly, tree, vacation,

Nuts Over a Coconut

Fell in love with a coconut
The tree stood tall outside my hut
Love sublime at first sight
I thought I‘d have a bite
Lost both front teeth right on the spot



AP: 3rd place 2020

Posted on January 17, 2019


Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: games, humor,

Rich Hide and Seek

Rich man covered eyes counting to 1,003
rich friend jumped in lear jet to flee
flew to Brazil
is there still
waiting to be found hiding behind tree.


9-19-17


Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: anxiety, evil, fear, tree, word play,

Eyes of Madness

I’ve seen the evil eyes of madness
Psychotic and vicious as can be
I thought to run
I thought to hide
Fearing for my safety climbed a tree



posted on February 13, 2019

AP: Honorable Mention 2020


Poem Details | by Valsa George |
Categories: betrayal, fate, insect,

Pricked Everywhere

A fat man while clambering up a tree To pluck pears was stung by a swarm of bee Alas! With a heavy thud, He landed in the dry mud Bees stung on his limp prick and he couldn’t flee!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: creation,

appealing taste

A lemony drink that is mellow
Alcohol sugar zest yellow
Unlike its fruit tree
It's said with a long e
In Sorrento they make limoncello


Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: funny,

Monkey See Monkey Do

I’m a monkey who lived all alone So of I went and got me a clone He looks just like me Moved into my tree And now he wants a clone of his own


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: humor,

Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt

Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt By Tom Wright There was a man, who had two wooden legs, Who was attacked one day gathering eggs. The woodpecker thought, It was the tree he sought, Until he’d whittled both his legs into pegs.


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: christmas, humor,

Holiday Goodies

Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see


Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: funny

Don'T Fool Around! (Ode To Golf)

Whack that ball; don't hit a tree
Be conked out in the head you see!
And don't hit into the rough
Oh my gosh; that sure is tough!
Or maybe in "the zone" you'll be!


Poem Details | by Theresa A.K.A. Reecie |
Categories: funny,

Angry Bird

He sat on his tree to think
But the smell below was so rank
He's only a bird
Can't speak a word
Oh, how much those humans stink!


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: giggle, humor, night, old, silly,

night cat

cats in my neighborhood agree

there is something youd like to see

if you stay out all night

and meow until light

a man with a club climbs a tree.


Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: cool, funny, giggle, humor,

Be Specific

I asked the old fruit tree out back
To bare something sweet for a snack
Went back the next day
His root was displayed
I chopped him down quick in one whack   




   an original poem by the poemdog Daniel Turner


Poem Details | by Dakota Burns |
Categories: animal,

A Dumb Squirrel

The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash 
While climbing he got a big gash 
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humorous,

Musings of a Wise Old Owl

Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,



   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,



       But I wisely perch in pines,



          Not on hot transmission lines!



             If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: age, autumn, emotions, october, thanksgiving, tree,

autumn

opaque wings fairy sound

swirling hues gather round

glide without care

past our sad stare

final rest on the ground.


Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Pepe' Le Pew

While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk


Poem Details | by Audrey Haick |
Categories: nature

A Lonely Owl

Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Tipsy Toddy-Tapper Took Wench

Limerick : Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench

Once a typsy Toddy-Tapper took Wench
Up coco-nut tree with monkey wrench
He pumped her full toddy
Till Wench was tight giddy
But she hung on to ? nuts with wrench.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funnyme,

Viagra Is the Pill For Me

Viagra is the pill for me
Two minutes and I’m hung like a tree
With me gland 
In me hand
Oh boy six hour of yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 

*me poor pecker*


Poem Details | by James Dooney |
Categories: fruit,

The Apple

The apple grows on the tree.
Shiny red and aiming to tease.
With a head full of sin,
it sure pulls you in- 
just ask that lady named Eve.