Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
Aunt Andrea goes to town
Meets a cantankerous clown
Who frowns at her
Flings a tiger
Into her red evening gown
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Poem Details | by
Roy Jerden |
Categories:
sports,
Tiger was a young golfer quite good
But didn't shoot as straight as he should
He'd stray out of bounds
While making his rounds
Because he couldn't master his wood.
Poem Details | by
Andy Grassia |
Categories:
adventure, america, animal, conflict, day, usa,
We went to the zoo
We met this tiger named sue
She was roaring at this man’s
arm
She clearly meant no harm
Maybe next time he should
cover his tiger tattoo
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
animals
There once was a tiger at the zoo.
His eyes followed visitors like glue.
Teeth sparkled bright white.
Chops licked at their sight.
He wanted Zulu on his menu.
© January 17, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Poem Details | by
Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories:
anger, beautiful, beauty, blessing, depression,
There is a forest named Shundarban,
It's not similar to the forest of Bandarban
It's famous for Royal Bengal Tiger,
It's also famous for deer
It's time to save our Shundarban.
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
cat, funny, sleep,
There was a fat man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger to her life
The house cat ran to his wife
Deaf lady put her on bed, closed the door.
July 16, 2018
Syllable count : 10 10 7 7 10
Syllable count checked on howmanysyllables.com
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
nonsense,
Tiger Heiger met a Meiger
Lynx of Tyx of woods of Eiger
Branden mundane
Handsome great Dane
Had his meal in plate of Liger
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny,
The Tiger is once again winning
And hopefully no longer sinning.
His wife kicked him out
For sleeping about,
But now his girlfriend has him grinning.
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
humor,
Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
animals, childhood, funny, pets
There once was a dog by name of Tiger
She belonged to Kendricks who acquired her
Doris brushed her teeth each week
With Jr.'s tooth brush so meek
When he learned, said, "Why?"..(She)I did not want mine dirtied sir..
In honor of Brian Strand....
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
africa, food, funny, tiger,
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous, , cute,
What makes us male guys go totally loopy
Eyeballing a female with a cute little booty
There ain't nothin' finer
Makes us growl like a tiger
Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
animal, nonsense, silly, tiger, word play,
Tigger and Leo
A Tiger and Lion joined forces
To run some Man-eating courses
Tutors Tigger and Leo
Said attack at the Knee-o
Then enjoy whatever the Man Course is
Poem Details | by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories:
adventure,
Lunatic and humour
Crazy as a Lunatic we went,
Woke up with a tiger in our tent,
True came the rumour,
Doomed to lose Humour,
Adventure was the only intent !
Limerick- 9/9/5/5/9
Written May 23rd, 2015
For L&H Limericks contest by Catie Lindsey
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
giggle, , cute,
What makes us male guys go totally loopy
Eyeballing young females with a cute little booties
There ain't nuttin' finer
Makes us growl like a tiger
Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, pain,
A tiger tooth puller named Keith
Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth
Donkey started to bray
Saying, "Don’t block my way
I’m needing urgent pain relief"!
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
animal, giggle, humor, uplifting, voice, word play, world,
Hold on to your many stripes
Before you blow out your pipes
I can hear you loud and clear
Stop acting so cavalier
Cool off then ride on one of the bikes
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humor,
There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye
Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply
One hee-haw from the ass
The Bengal let him pass
And kept on running til he reached Mumbai
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Giant Tiger or GT Boutique, has gained tremendous fame
A classy discount shopping thrill, I'm not pulling your chain
Mo said if money's your concern
It's means less money to burn
You and Christian Dior might be seen boarding a plane
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
funny, sleep,
There was this old man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger on the life
The house cat ran to his wife
Snoring stopped when the sore nose his wife tore.
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
silly,
He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)
Poem Details | by
Terry Miller |
Categories:
humorous,
One day, a tiger and a donkey meet.
Said donkey, if I say you’re rather sweet;
Sir, will you let me pass?
Oh no, you silly ass,
I’m hungry, and it’s you I mean to eat!
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
humor,
Once lived an old woman from Kalamazoo
She had been an animal trainer at the zoo
A tiger bit off her thumb,
She admitted it was dumb
But, with her left thumb gone, what else could she do?
written January 25, 2022
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
conflict, fantasy, nature, tiger,
A donkey and his rider were attacked
By tigers leaving no time to react
Donkey said to tiger “Chill …”
Tiger growled saying “I will,”
“You’ll bring us riders daily per our pact!”
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Both Mind and Body
Had seemed to be physically out of shape,
And with death remember having a scrape;
Missed next curve;
Started to swerve;
Found dead and body over wheel did drape.
Kind of reminds me of Tiger Woods.
Jim Horn