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Written by Pat Adams
Categories: funny, word play,

Backwards

The teacher said, "Listen to this,"
"Said backward, your name has a twist!"
One kid caught her eye
She said, "Simon you try!"
In a moment he said, "No mis!"

Written by Charles Messina
Categories: humorous,

Three Days Suspension

My teacher, she once gave me a C 
The next cycle...she gave me a D 
I was young with no class 
When I pinched her fine … 
But that cycle...she gave me a B

Written by Wendy Watson
Categories: humor,

Point Taken

A new teacher whose discipline lacked,
From his pupils was daily attacked.
So he taped to each chair
A sharp tack in despair
And they soon got the point - that's a fact!


04/01/19

'Limericks poetry competition' : Sponsored by: Joseph May

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, bullying, funny, giggle, high school, humor, humorous,

replacement teacher

there was a teacher from crete

whose foot size was quite petite

well students did plot

and to school they brought

some shoes for oversized feet.

Written by Funom Makama
Categories: life, student, success, teacher,

Compliment To My Teacher

Sending out exercises and instructions so sound
discipline and good guidance steadily going round
in times never to imagine
words linked back to origin
ensuring from grass root, Life's graceful path has been found.

Written by Rhea Daniel Dear
Categories: school,

My, My, What the Sickens

The story of school starting is here
It began with a bell and a cheer
Bob brought a talking chicken
My, my, what the sickens
Harridan Teacher silenced them with fear

Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

Final Instalment ,A Hypothesis

Once there was a teacher by name Jenish Anthony "the Holy"
represented success by the simple equation  “E=C2” coolly
“E” success in any endeavor of value
“C” uncompromising pursuit of a value 
Bloody this hypothesis of Jenish"the great teacher" is no folly!

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,

teachers pet

my math teachers fav'rite cat

likes to wear a baseball hat

when the class stares it down

it will hiss with a frown

red sox man are where its at.

Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: health,

No Reps

There was a bad gym teacher of Gott
Whose belly was becoming a pot.
He avoided exercising
Which wasn't surprising
Because he didn't give a squat.

Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor,

Unharnessed

A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled 
Pupils are still awed by what they saw.

Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: funny, games, humor, sexy,

Class Is In Session

A game that my wife and I played
To teacher I would be an aide 
My best I applied
To pass test I tried
And at breakfast I’d wait for grade

Written by Jacquelyn Sturge
Categories: funny,

The Teacher

There once was a teacher from Trenton
who tried, but he couldn't keep his belt on,
His pants they would fall
on his knees he would crawl,
And the children, they all paid attention.

Written by Kash Poet
Categories: funny,

Birds and the Bees

"Do you know 'bout birds and the bees?"
One day my son asked suddenly,
"Just ask your teacher,
she would know better"
"No Dad she is yet to marry!"



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By:kash poet

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: tribute,

Shania My Love

Shania my love, you gorgeous creature
Sure like to explore all your amazing features
It would blow my mind
Snuggling up, I'd go blind
I'd be your pupil and you'd be my teacher


© Jack Ellison 2015


My tribute to the gorgeous and talented Shania Twain!!!

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: religion,

Sunday School

I'm sure you have heard a preacher
Claim God created each creature
But look to the sky
And you will see why
Clouds are the greatest art teacher!

Written by Super Star
Categories: children, fun,

Bob the Alien

There was once an alien called Bob
Who had a very rubbish job
He was a teacher
And also a preacher
And he loved breaking door knobs!

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: high school, lust, relationship, remember, sexy, teacher, wife,

High School Reunion Buzz

I recall your wife was brunette
And every male teacher's pet
I never knew why
She acted so shy
When she always left their lap wet?

Written by Mark Toney
Categories: absence, appreciation, children, dedication, giving, poetry, teacher,

Teaching Is Hard

A teacher with an always late student
Looked for ways to influence improvement
She tried best she could
But it did little good
Now the student remains mostly truant

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: character, children, heart, humanity, political, school, teacher,

First Day of School

The children knew right from the start
Their teacher was born really smart
So from the get-go
They wanted to know,
"What's colder than Donald Trump's heart?"

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,