Limerick Poems About Success | Success Limerick Poems
Written by Funom Makama
Categories: bible, blessing, business, life, success, surreal,

Blessing Time

Gone is the time to fear any omen
bubbling like a city of fine women
fate never assumes
as bad luck so fumes
the hour has come as life says amen.


Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor,

Hindsight

Hank was a maker of stilts
and sold stunning quilts.
Trade was a success
but caused folks duress
when workers on stilts wore kilts.



Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: star, success,

Shine and Twinkle

An aspiring actor named Max Finkel
  Felt that his star would soon shine and twinkle ~
    He just needed one small part
    That would provide him a start ~ 
  Played a 'Hobo:' Max tinkled and stinkled


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Way To Success God Had Shone

Way To Success God Had Shone

Instead of being bare to the bone,
And also by myself and left alone;
Bothered being;
Not worth seeing;
Wish way to success God had shone.

Jim Horn


Written by Jerry T Curtis
Categories: adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,

Girl From Nantucket

I once knew a girl from Nantucket 
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it


Just not clean enough for contests---lol



Written by Tom Quigley
Categories: basketball, hero, sin, stars, success,

Steph Curry

Steph Curry is taking hoops to a whole new level,
Say the rabid Oaktown fans as they revel.
The way he throws it in the hole
from downtown off a pick and roll
Makes me wonder if he's signed on with the Devil...


Written by Sheri Fresonke Harper
Categories: caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion, sports, success,

Slow Golf

Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
     we offered them beer,
     later we found cheer--
 they stepped aside to let it outflow.


Written by John Posey
Categories: on writing and words, success,

Young Poet Ben

There was a young poet named Ben Whose poetry never did win, Then his talent, I’m told, Began to take hold, Now Ben’s awards never end. Written By John Posey 12/31/12


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: life, student, success, teacher,

Compliment To My Teacher

Sending out exercises and instructions so sound
discipline and good guidance steadily going round
in times never to imagine
words linked back to origin
ensuring from grass root, Life's graceful path has been found.


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: satire, school,

How Young People Can Get Ahead

School work leads to thrilling careers
Say hooray hip hip--give three cheers!
A student's new skill
Brings success just until
The bill for the loan's in arrears!


Written by Jun-Jun Villanueva
Categories: funny,

' No Farting Allowed ' - a Scene In a Car With Friends

~*~ ========================== sultry aestival zephyr's puffing as elated lilt's playing - I'm huffing abdominal heftiness yeah! it exploded! SUCCESS! OOOPS!!! earphones plugged in ears they're laughing. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

Final Instalment ,A Hypothesis

Once there was a teacher by name Jenish Anthony "the Holy"
represented success by the simple equation  “E=C2” coolly
“E” success in any endeavor of value
“C” uncompromising pursuit of a value 
Bloody this hypothesis of Jenish"the great teacher" is no folly!


Written by Jide Badmus
Categories: hope, inspirational, philosophy,

Light a Candle

light a candle
let it glow with hope
let its thin film of smoke 
disperse the dark clouds
let it drizzle and frizzle out your stress, 
let it wash off the stench of sweat
let your pregnant hope 
deliver twins and triplets; 
multiple tales of success.


Written by Susan Viscione
Categories: animals,

Woof

There once was a dog,

who started a blog,

he reported the news,

with barking reviews,

then toasted success with egg nog.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: art, celebrity,

Sketching Famous People

Think I'll get back to sketching famous people When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal My success rate's way up there Much more than my share Twelve hundred last time, that was totally surreal © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: life, success,

Breath of a Breakthrough

Pains and sweat, the body is in need of a scratch
in failure’s holocaust, victimized in its catch
nearly giving up all and beg
then comes the matured egg
after much trials is the long awaited hatch.


Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: games, success,

Quitters Never Win

On the football field young Davy hurt his knee
Lots of excruciating pain, yes-sir-ee,
He is never a quitter
Says he is never fitter
Continuing playing to win is the key.


May 11, 2021
for "Quitters Never Win" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Margarita Lillico


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: dedication,

My Impish Mind

Limericks by definition are supposed to be naughty But I'll try to be more sophisticated and not so bawdy Not promising success An impish mind I possess Have a feeling they'll still be more than a wee bit saucy © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Keith Bickerstaffe
Categories: funny

Dressed For Success!

...for Juvie's 'moose'


Her moose is loose and wanderin',
her peace of mind he's squanderin',
if he don't get back here
sometime later this year,
she'll just hafta do her own launderin'!


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: life, success,

Influence Lock and Key

Security from power’s bars makes one stay alone
luxury so sweet, but a hope for a better clone
beyond the need to succeed
but the pleasures are flaccid
wealth simply prevents freedom from rendering a loan


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Different Stages of Undress

Can always guarantee myself success Just write about different stages of undress The female form's a delight My naughty passions ignite But in public these feelings I must suppress © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Wendy Watson
Categories: humor, word play,

Short Measure

A leprechaun fond of his sport
Took heed of each skill he was taught,
But hard as he tried
Success was denied
He'd always end up falling short!


12.03.21


Limericks In Honor Of StPatrick's Day Poetry Contest
Sponsor : L.Milton hankins

syllable count : 8 8 5 5 8 (checked by ear!)


Written by Besma Riabi Dziri
Categories: addiction, humorous, school, technology,

Learning

There was a student who wanted to be smart
He cherished learning and studied hard
He worked seriously on his own
And success was his only hope
He realized he couldn't without his phone be smart.

February 6th, 2017


Written by Drjim Martin
Categories: inspiration,

Instant Success

Instant Success
DrJames EMartin
©November, 2013

There is a way to succeed
If simple instructions you heed.
Don’t ever time squander,
From right paths don’t wander,
And never be caught up in greed!


Written by Keith Bickerstaffe
Categories: humor,

Dressed For Success

Her moose is loose and wandering,
her peace of mind he's squandering,
if he don't get back here
sometime later this year,
she'll just have to do her own laundering!

                  ********

...my friend Juvie and her missing muse!