Limerick Poems About Squid | Squid Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny

Atticus

There’s no one as funny as Atticus
To go fishing he wrote out a syllabus
He outlined his day
Made a magnificent play
Yet caught with his squid more octopus

©  Sep 27 2010      Charles Henderson
Placed 7th in Carolyn Devenshire's "Sea Tale Limerick" contest

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friendship,

Not In Her Genes

Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a handsome marine
Got married had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes

(All in fun sweet lady)

© Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: youth,

The Squid Eating Contest

The Squid Eating Contest
By
Tom Wright

There was a young man from Madrid
Who excelled at most all that he did.
But in a contest for eating,
While others were seating,
He choked to death chewing a squid.

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: birth,

Not Her Genes

Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a  handsome marine
Got married, had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes

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Poem Details | by Jeff Kyser |
Categories: silly,

Fresh Sea Greases

There’s a version that comes in an ointment,
but go sparingly on the anointment!
The calamari squid
set you back a few quid.
Ooh, those tentacles - no disappointment!

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H/T to Coming Up Roses by Rico Leffanta

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Not Her Genes

Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a handsome marine
Got married, had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes

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