Limerick Poems About Sorry | Sorry Limerick Poems

Farewell

My dabble in limericks is finally done
I'm sorry to say that this is the last one
The master is back
His name is sir Jack
So kick off your shoes we're about to have fun

Panic

I feel sorry for my good mate Billy,
Who chewed on the hottest of chilly.
His mouth copped the blast,
Now with body parts caste...
His wife frantically searches for Willy.

A Five Minute Poem

To create in five minutes, I wish
to come up with a nice yummy dish.
A limerick I do,
dear Russell, for you.
And I'm sorry it can't be de-lish!

(having problems getting this to post! Hopefully 
third time is a charm)

Written 5/11/13 for Russell Sivey's Five minute Challenge Poetry Contest

Apology Unaccepted

I’m sorry, “He cried!” But everyone knows,
how horribly comical ego goes.
    No less in a public place,
    driving car in girlfriend chase,
Seinfeld picked that nose in one of his shows!! 

For and in honor of Barbara Gorelick and contest
Apology Accepted

Highlander Jockey

There once was a Highlander Jockey
Like his stallion, brazen and cocky
Sorry for being coarse
I am hung like my horse
So boastful, and all walkie talkie




* Written 20/05/14 *

Sorry,Birds

Tiny little birds perched on cattail stems
Enjoy the swings gentle breeze brings them
I aim my phone for a picture
Off they fly, irked at the gesture
Pardon me birdies, for creating mayhem

Written : 07/17/2016
Contest:"One Stanza-One Only" by Broken Wings

Cookie Jar

Who stold my cookies out the cookie jar
Who ever you are you won't get far
  They took my big chewy chocolate chips
  I got my Ice cream all ready to mix
OOPS sorry I left them in the car

Sorry, Gotta Go Pee

Laughter is infectious, laughter is the key
To a long happy life, with smiles guaranteed
A life filled with joy
For all girls and boys
Sorry, must end this, gotta go pee!


© Jack Ellison 2015

Who Knew the Hazard of a Shoe

A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew

My Sweet All Sour

" I am sorry!" as I told you before.
You keep saying that I must do more.
Should I break down and cry?
Should I curl up and die?
Either way- you still walk out the door.

Norrie the Narwhal

There once was a Narwhal named Norrie
Who went for a drive in a lorry
They crashed into a truck 
His horn lanced it, bad luck
And the holey truck driver is sorry.

Slap Stick It To Me

He’s sorry and wished it undone
But dad’s home—there’s no where to run  
The spanking's intense
Father never relents        
And imprints his hands on his son

Going To Leicester

A Yankee lover for Leicester
unsure pronounced it Likester
sorry the agent did smirk
none for likester you jerk
but plenty if she's in Lester.

Where Did I Go Wrong

Where did I go wrong, I was an innocent dude
Then limericks took over and became a bit crude
Must apologize my friends
Oops! Wet my Depends
Can't get rid of these bawdies to which I allude


© Jack Ellison 2015

Squished Our Cat Flat

How about that just sat on our cat
She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that
Love this dear sweetie
Made me all weepy
With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat


© Jack Ellison 2015

The Hulk

There was a big bloke called The Hulk
             Who was much too proud of his bulk
             He trained every day
             Til muscles gave way
             Then sorry and sore he did sulk

My Wife Laura Bunks Down On the Floor

My wife Laura bunks down on the floor
"Sorry you have no sexual spore"
She says, her eight legs up
"You're a mere human pup"
"I  know sure some troubles are in store"

Advice

I refrain from uttering for I know what it would mean
I am sorry but I definately would not intervene
Such heartbreak such confusion
My heart is so full of delusion
Yet I will not convene!

Jack Is Late

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date
My friends must be wondering is Jack so late
Still alive and kicking
As my nose I'm picking
Will be soon coming at you, just put on my skates


© Jack Ellison 2015

My Reputation Is In Danger

Okay, I'm back to this innocent old dude
My reputation was in danger of being poopooed
I'm an okay Jack
Back on track
But can't promise I won't be once again crude


© Jack Ellison 2015

Latte

I'm late I'm late.
Late for a date.
Sorry I am cappucino minus the foam.
Don't think I was out there to roam.
Only baristas guess this is my fate.

Sledgehammer

Sledgehammer was so enamored 
Of my wife Elizabeth Bard
'I am a modern beau
Never, I cannot go slow'
Oh Sorry, he was caught offguard