Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny
Raccoon's Baby Sittin' Service
MrsCat, I'm bringing back your kitten
I'm completely done with baby sittin'
She cried all day
Not worth the pay
And , so sorry, we couldn't find her mitten
For the "Tell Me About It " contest
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
One Day I'Ll Get There
Hi ho! Hi ho! Off to the gym I go,
but a friend rang me wouldn’t you know.
Now I’m sorry to say,
I can’t make it today.
That makes it three thousand days in a row.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, for him, humorous,
He's Bent
I feel terribly sorry for Rodger
He developed a kink in his todger
It looked such a sight
when bent to the right
that his poor wife ran off with the lodger!
Submitted to Any poem (not for contest)
Sponsored by Broken Wings
1st January 2016
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
nonsense,
Farewell
My dabble in limericks is finally done
I'm sorry to say that this is the last one
The master is back
His name is sir Jack
So kick off your shoes we're about to have fun
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
nonsense,
Panic
I feel sorry for my good mate Billy,
Who chewed on the hottest of chilly.
His mouth copped the blast,
Now with body parts caste...
His wife frantically searches for Willy.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
write,
A Five Minute Poem
To create in five minutes, I wish
to come up with a nice yummy dish.
A limerick I do,
dear Russell, for you.
And I'm sorry it can't be de-lish!
(having problems getting this to post! Hopefully
third time is a charm)
Written 5/11/13 for Russell Sivey's Five minute Challenge Poetry Contest
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
funny
Apology Unaccepted
I’m sorry, “He cried!” But everyone knows,
how horribly comical ego goes.
No less in a public place,
driving car in girlfriend chase,
Seinfeld picked that nose in one of his shows!!
For and in honor of Barbara Gorelick and contest
Apology Accepted
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
animal, funny, sports,
Highlander Jockey
There once was a Highlander Jockey
Like his stallion, brazen and cocky
Sorry for being coarse
I am hung like my horse
So boastful, and all walkie talkie
* Written 20/05/14 *
Written by
Sara Chansarkar
Categories:
bird, nature,
Sorry,Birds
Tiny little birds perched on cattail stems
Enjoy the swings gentle breeze brings them
I aim my phone for a picture
Off they fly, irked at the gesture
Pardon me birdies, for creating mayhem
Written : 07/17/2016
Contest:"One Stanza-One Only" by Broken Wings
Written by
Faleshia Murphy
Categories:
funny
Cookie Jar
Who stold my cookies out the cookie jar
Who ever you are you won't get far
They took my big chewy chocolate chips
I got my Ice cream all ready to mix
OOPS sorry I left them in the car
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Sorry, Gotta Go Pee
Laughter is infectious, laughter is the key
To a long happy life, with smiles guaranteed
A life filled with joy
For all girls and boys
Sorry, must end this, gotta go pee!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
clothes, funny, humor, senses,
Who Knew the Hazard of a Shoe
A salesman helped gal with a shoe
When sound of a trumpet broke through
I’m sorry she said
As her face turned red
But salesman laid dead from the pew
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
angst, forgiveness, girlfriend-boyfriend
My Sweet All Sour
" I am sorry!" as I told you before.
You keep saying that I must do more.
Should I break down and cry?
Should I curl up and die?
Either way- you still walk out the door.
Written by
Jo Saunders
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Norrie the Narwhal
There once was a Narwhal named Norrie
Who went for a drive in a lorry
They crashed into a truck
His horn lanced it, bad luck
And the holey truck driver is sorry.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
family, father,
Slap Stick It To Me
He’s sorry and wished it undone
But dad’s home—there’s no where to run
The spanking's intense
Father never relents
And imprints his hands on his son
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
emotions, england, girlfriend,
Going To Leicester
A Yankee lover for Leicester
unsure pronounced it Likester
sorry the agent did smirk
none for likester you jerk
but plenty if she's in Lester.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sorry,
Where Did I Go Wrong
Where did I go wrong, I was an innocent dude
Then limericks took over and became a bit crude
Must apologize my friends
Oops! Wet my Depends
Can't get rid of these bawdies to which I allude
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Squished Our Cat Flat
How about that just sat on our cat
She screeched bloody murder, so sorry bout that
Love this dear sweetie
Made me all weepy
With my hulking big body, I squished our cat flat
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Mario Petralia
Categories:
humorous,
The Hulk
There was a big bloke called The Hulk
Who was much too proud of his bulk
He trained every day
Til muscles gave way
Then sorry and sore he did sulk
Written by
Sunita Shailam
Categories:
forgiveness, humor,
Latte
I'm late I'm late.
Late for a date.
Sorry I am cappucino minus the foam.
Don't think I was out there to roam.
Only baristas guess this is my fate.
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
My Wife Laura Bunks Down On the Floor
My wife Laura bunks down on the floor
"Sorry you have no sexual spore"
She says, her eight legs up
"You're a mere human pup"
"I know sure some troubles are in store"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sorry,
My Reputation Is In Danger
Okay, I'm back to this innocent old dude
My reputation was in danger of being poopooed
I'm an okay Jack
Back on track
But can't promise I won't be once again crude
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Fathima Dawood
Categories:
friendship,
Advice
I refrain from uttering for I know what it would mean
I am sorry but I definately would not intervene
Such heartbreak such confusion
My heart is so full of delusion
Yet I will not convene!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sorry,
Jack Is Late
I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date
My friends must be wondering is Jack so late
Still alive and kicking
As my nose I'm picking
Will be soon coming at you, just put on my skates
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
africa, food, funny, tiger,
Chuck Your Manners In the Ocean
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari