Written by
John Watt
Categories:
boy, food, mother, mother son, teenage,
O Teenage Metabolism, Where Art Thou
When I was a teen, I would munch
My way through the whole Sunday brunch.
I'd destroy that buffet,
Then as we walked away,
I would ask my poor mother, "When's lunch?"
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
dog, humorous,
Pugnacious
My son has a new dog called Brandy
By jingo that pup is so randy
He caused quite a to do
When he humped my left shoe
No wonder his legs are so bandy!
07-07-17
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
baby, body, humorous,
Poor Wee Man
My unfortunate uncle named Rick
Was endowed with a very small wick
But he was still quite able
To impregnate aunt Mable
Who gave birth to a son they called Dick
2nd April 2017
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
irony, wedding,
Dress to impress!- bawdy humour
My sister got married in white
Gran commented, “That isn’t right -
You are no virgin bride
That’s YOUR son by your side
You should have kept your legs shut tight!”
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
baby, clothes, fashion,
A New Son Named Arch
Prince Harry and wife's new son is named Arch
He was born in May instead of in March
He looks kind of cute
In his new white suit
I guess Meghan went easy on the starch
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Three Who We Love and Laud
Three Who We Love and Laud
There are three we do love and laud;
Spirit with Son whose father is God;
Together all our sins they have shod.
Jim Horn
Do you disagree with any of this?
Or maybe a point I might miss;
Never found,
Or around,
That appeared to look ludicrous.
Written by
Ray Dillard
Categories:
satire, sports,
Let the Ball Lie
The little boy said to his father,
I wish I could drive the ball farther.
He said to his son,
By time we are done,
Your ball will "lie" just past the others.
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,
A Fathers Desire
Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
beach, children, summer,
Too Excited
My swimmers on, to the beach I ran,
Across the hot, white, squirming sand,
The first wave faced knocked me rotten,
My dad had told me but I'd forgotten,
Jump the waves son if you can.
Written by
Panya Chanthavong
Categories:
baby, father son, kids, girl, love, mom, son,
The Only Girl
Hey Son, I wrote this to warn you
In your whole life, many girls are coming through
You might have only girl to love her much over
But you have to remember that do not hurt your mother
She is my only girl too...
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
spring,
Why Sammy Loves Spring
In the spring, Sammy loves planting trees.
With his son, he flies kites in the breeze.
But his favorite thing
Is at night performing
With his wife like the birds and the bees!
For A Brian Strand July 6 Poetry Contest
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, science, science fiction
"war of the Worlds" By H.G. (Hebert-Gautreaux) Wells
Martian Gumbo
One of dem Saucer land in da Bayou
Ole Boudreaux out huntin say "Jus who be you?"
Den he point him shodgun
And say "Lookee here son...
Jus found some green OKRA to seasonne my stew!"
Written by
Faleshia Murphy
Categories:
funnyson, son,
Zoo Mania
I Took my son on a trip to the zoo
There was so much for us to see and do
One roar from the lion
My son started crying
The trip was over I was scared to
FOR ZANY ZOO CONTEST
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
family,
Dan's Clan
There once was a young man named Dan,
Who married a woman named Anne.
Three kids plus one more,
Males a total of four,
Now it's Dan and Anne and their clan.
8/5/2013
(written in honor of my son Daniel and family)
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
My Son Scotty, the Wannabe Chef-Y
They've named a new dish of pasta and noodles
After my wannabe chef, makes dough by the oodles
They call it “la scotta”
To try it ya oughtta
Puts hair on your chest and makes you bug out your pupils!!!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
humor, humorous, money,
Running Costs
"I ran behind a bus", said Ben,
“Saved a good five dollars again”.
“Oh fool!” dad exclaimed,
“My son, I’m ashamed.
Chasing cabs, you could’ve saved ten!"
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
family
Irish Potato
Me great, great, great-grand pappy-died
His son, sailed away from fighting Ireland
In the wake of the potato famine, sought land
Farming his love, many sons his pride
Irish potatoes-boiled, mashed, salad and fried
Written by
Ethan Plummer
Categories:
confusion, family, love, me, me,
Gay Son
rip me open, inside out
straddler feeling, he came out
drag me along, make me bleed
fake your love, I don't feed
screams for help , I, the silent grout
Written by
Caryl Muzzey
Categories:
childhood, son,
Pickle Pucker
I handed toddler sour pickle
I bribed him with a shiny nickel
Took a little bite
And to my delight
His puckered face, gave me a tickle
Copyright © 2010 By Caryl SMuzzey
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
golf, humorous, war,
What Did You Do In the War, Daddy
"What did you do in the big war, Daddy?"
(Is often asked by a soldier's laddie.)
"I'm proud you asked me that son;
I packed a golf bag and gun,
Since I was the Gen'ral's guard and caddy!"
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny
The Deputy D.A. of John Day
In a frontier town of Oregon
lives a rascally son of a gun.
He’s taking on louses
that beat up their spouses.
I can hardly believe that’s my son!
For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest:
Lawyer Limericks
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
children, flower, funny, humor,
The Brave New World
He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
What Is In a Name
There once was a man with the last name Butts
He really must have been nuts
When a son he did sire
This name he did conspire
Seymore was the name a decisive cut
Not an original idea...
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
religion
God's Redemption
We saw in the garden the seed
Planted by man’s first evil deed
God sent his own son
To be the right one
To absorb sin so man be freed
© Jun 21 2010 for John’s “Human foible” contest
Written by
Jerome Malenfant
Categories:
math,
Leonhard Euler Once Said To His Son
Leonhard Euler once said to his son,
“Hey kid, c’mere, look what I’ve done!
The exponential of pi,
First multiplied by i,
Exactly equates to minus one”