Limerick Poems About Soldiers | Soldier Limerick Poems
Written by Vera Duggan
Categories: age, conflict, courage, death, soldier, war,

Anzac Day

It's Anzac Day today
Or lads were sent away
To fight a war
And what the hell for
Because they had to pay


Written by John Lawless
Categories: humor, sensual,

High and Tight - For Contest

High and Tight – for contest

His soldier stood up – ramrod stiff
when he caught the first sensuous whiff
piqued his passion to plunder
scented cheese from down under
sweet downstairs aroma of Quiffe.


4/256/2015

submitted to – LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor – Jan Allison



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

He Had Charisma

A soldier by the name of Patricia Was teased by the guys in the militia Instead of a grenade They made him a maid In his army fatigues he had charisma © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: history, international, ireland, religion, silly, soldier, war,

Irish History Lesson

An Army of soldiers from Prussia
Were ordered to add P to Russia
But down fell the snow
Where they stood to go
So Saint Patrick preached, "Let God flush yuh!"


Written by Romeo Naces
Categories: philosophy, political, social,

Unprofessional Soldier?

If to you professionalism of a soldier

             is robotic obedience to orders for murder,

                                then count me out,

                                    I'm not a lout,

   I'm much more than that silver dog tag's serial number !



Written by Kevin Shaw
Categories: betrayal, pain, sad, soldier,

Beggar of Old London Town

Beggar of Old London Town

A beggar man of old London Town,
Sadness on his face, heavy frown.
Gave him kindness and food,
Lighten his heart and his mood,
Old Soldier who fought for the Crown.


Written by Lim'Rik Flats
Categories: nonsense,

Collateral Damage

Daddy was a soldier, always had an itch
Down along the bayou, daddy served a hitch
Wouldn’t you know?
He loved Madam Laveau
Guess that makes me a son-of-a-witch


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Bright and Bolder

Bright and Bolder

We have heard someone bright and bolder
Will always end up being the best soldier
Sure Shines a lot,
And a great shot;
Will remain in their spirit even when older.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Soldier and Poet


Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous,

Being Both Best and Fairest

Being Best

In land thought they were the fairest
When told became totally embarrassed
So when piano they started playing
Choir sand and around were parading
Saying we are both fairest the best.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Proud Retired Soldier as well as Poet


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: character,

He Had Charisma

A soldier by the name of Patricia Was teased by the guys in the militia Instead of a grenade They made him a maid In his army fatigues he had charisma


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy, religious,

For Sermon Had Hunted

For Sermon Had Hunted

Again and again we had hunted
For copy of his sermon we wanted;
Much feeling in it would be found;
Adore each word and its sound;
Great knowledge to sermon amounted.

James Prestigious Religious Horn
Retired Veteran and Soldier


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Privates

How do you define the word “privates” A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that Being quite naughty A wee bit saucy Cause sexually, I'm really quite a great catch


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy, humorous,

Again Off the Bat

Again Off the Bat

Again, another thought came off the bat;
Trump has truly become a spoiled brat;
What he wanted to him was always given;
Never desired poor behavior to be forgiven,
And both his body and lip sure seem so fat.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Soldier and Poet


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

We Placed a Perfect Wreath

We Placed A Perfect Wreath

On unknown soldier tomb we placed wreath,
Body remains are buried below and beneath;
That we respect,
In manner correct;
All that was left are broken bones and teeth.

Jim Horn


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Pivotal Point

Pivotal Point

Private a point that is pivotal,
In Army and will fill each bill;
Truly necessary and very vital;
Soldier, bravely bares the title;
So beans had to tell and spill.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

In response to limerick about
PRIVATES.


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: perspective, political, religion,

Paul Edicts

A soldier of the Viet Cong
Decided to visit Hong Kong
He wanted to see
Xi strangle the free
Because compromise is SO wrong!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Privates

How would you define the word “privates” A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that That's quite naughty Also a bit saucy Coz sexually, it's well known, I'm a real good catch


Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: humorous, soldier,

Big Surprise

A young fellow soldier from Kentucky
He considered himself rather lucky
Stationed at FtKnox,
Opened a vault box
But, alas, it was empty … how sucky!

written October 11, 2021


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: age, autumn, farm, happiness, humor, humorous, retirement,

country living

an actor he was typecast

a soldier hit by a blast

but as of today

he's out mowing hay

farming a dramatic past.


Written by Bamanga Bashir
Categories: adventure, inspirational,

Mushroom

Once I passed by a road wearing 
     a uniform like soldier 
   it was kind of a day 
    I could not remember 
    later on when coming back home 
   I found a mushroom and interpreted 
   that it was all either lightening 
     or darkening.