Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
garden, humorous,
A snail has thousands of teeth
No wonder it is such a thief
It gobbles my plants
You should hear my rants
Slug pellets will give some relief!
I discovered from a quiz question that some species of snail can have over 25,000 teeth!
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Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, humorous,
Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.
Poem Details | by
Randy Imwalle |
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Poem Details | by
Michael Wise |
Categories:
funny, humorous, hyperbole,
I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my thigh
Poem Details | by
Mc Mc |
Categories:
animals, childhood
I had a pet ; it was a snail
It must have dried up,
because I can't find it's trail!
Poem Details | by
Anu Nayak |
Categories:
animal, funny, son,
my contst pom - compliant son!
Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!
12th October 2016
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun, humor,
She took lessons and learned to sail
But she sailed as slow as a snail
A wave tipped over the boat
She didn't know how to float
They wondered how she had prevailed
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 44
A slow moving, slimy old snail,
Was stuck upside down in a pail,
When someone kicked the bucket,
He slobbered "Oh 'flip' it!"
And left them a long snotty trail!!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humor,
He brought candy for his mate
But didn't take her on a date
She left him high and dry
Not even a good-bye
And found a newly snail-mate
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
Trump has smeared our Snail Mail with slime
Insisting it is not a crime
Ballots need inspection
To win an election
And Biden may die with more time!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humorous,
He ate a rabbit then grew a tail
Start moving around like a snail
Tried to chop it off
At a very high-cost
He laid his tail onto a train’s rail
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun, humor,
The king, with a taste quite frail,
Met his end munching on a snail.
It may sound absurd,
But that's what I heard,
A slow demise for a royal tale.
Poem Details | by
Josehf Murchison |
Categories:
animal, art, fun, light, magic,
Strawberry Snails Forever
There once was a strawberry pink snail.
She was sweet from her nose to her tail.
She crossed over the moss.
Never stopping or cross.
Eating bits growing out of the shale.
By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison