Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, on work and working,
In the Gravy
The sea was unusually wavy,
When a cook in the Royal Navy,
With a roll of the ship,
Accidentally slipped,
Inundating his captain with gravy.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
sea,
Charlie's New Ballad - No More Chicken of the Sea
The lawsuit by StarKist is valid.
Their long time promoter’s new ballad
warns fish to stay clear
of fisherman’s pier,
or end up in somebody’s salad!
Oldie For Carolyn Devonshire's Sea Tales Limericks
Entered Nov 20, 2020 for the 'QUIN-TO your five line' Poetry Contest
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
education,
Problem Solving
What can two hydrogen; one oxygen be,
here’s a really good hint, it makes up the sea.
so now we should know,
water is H2O.
Now let us work this out; what is K9P?
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor, sea,
Suzy May's Bikini Mishap
There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May
Went in the sea on a hot August day
She got out, there was laughter
And all stares were upon her
A freak wave had put her boobs on display...
Written by
Delysia Hendricks
Categories:
on writing and words, sea,
Drunk Pirates Don'T Do Poetry
Who be th' stenchin' verminous Horsman
what hollers t' th' seafarin' oarsmen
when th' mind's a-fog
where we fest th' grog
why be d'mandin' pennin's of bay men
***All errors are intentional and used merely to facilitate pirate speak.
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
food, children, funny, sea, sea,
Pasta, Pasta, Everywhere
Oh, vermicelli, rigatoni!
Lost on a sea of minestrone
The sea beneath my feet,
And nothing else to eat,
I live on cheese and macaroni.
Written by
Skat A
Categories:
sea
Shark Tale
shark tale
I once enjoyed a movie on a shark.
His bite much bigger than a dogs bark.
In the ocean JAWS scared more than fish.
A bite so deep no one could stitch.
With teeth so sharp, always leaving a mark..
S.K.A.TPOETRY
FIRST LIMERICK EVER..
Written by
Bartholomew Williams
Categories:
boat, fun, funny, humorous, light, sea, youth,
Seasick
A young man shipped out on the sea;
No care if ‘twas windward or lee.
But storms came along,
His stomach not strong,
Now sees ships only on TV!
Date: 7/15/18
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
animals, funny, sea
Avoiding Amputation
I watched the sailfish spring from the sea
Had no wings, an enigma to me
Why in flight did it embark?
Pursuit by a great white shark
Its sail would soon be an amputee
Written by
Deirdre Omaidin
Categories:
natural disasters
Fish Tail
A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep
for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
adventure, funny
Brody and Quint
This old sea-rig is swamped and don't float
I TOLD you we'd need a bigger boat!
Now you are HIS prize
Sure ain't no surprise
That you're fish-food, you hard-headed goat!
"Jaws" - 1975
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
animals, funny
The Sailors' Mermaid
The Sailors' Mermaid
There once was a manatee named Mary.
She, a mammal was not very hairy.
One day while at sea.
She said this shouldn't be!
So, she bought a blond wig from Sea-Fairy.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Poetic Form Limerick
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, health
Sea Sick
I wanted to go fishing in the ocean
Forgot the result of constant motion
You wouldn't believe
How much I heaved
Would give gold for a nausea potion
For the "Fishing" contest.
Written by
S.Jagathsimhan Nair
Categories:
love,
Blowing a Kiss
Blowing a Kiss
When irksome day, off tangles, comes unstuck
As the sun, behind a blushing sea, ducks
Thoughts of you I sorely miss
Pep me up to blow this kiss
To find you stooping , a red rose, to pluck.
S.Jagathsimhan Nair
For: PD's 'Any rose' Contest
4th Aug 12
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
life,
Decisions Always Before Actions
Mistake can’t cause a fetch of honey from a busy bee hive
ridiculous is an instant transit from sleep to a sea-dive
a decision lands one in distant Germany
or a palace of whores despite how many
don’t blame the devil after having the satisfaction live.
Written by
Sue Mason
Categories:
sea
Lobster Tales
There once was a crab in the sea
who always wanted to be
a lobster you know
so he had to grow
a tail almost as long as he.
...ooops, Carolyn's contest is gone..I missed it...
Written by
Earle Brown
Categories:
angst
I Cry Rivers For the Ocean
Republican fountain flows black
on blue seas metamorphic rock,
draining the earth’s core dry.
Greed streams while oceans cry.
The sea is sick but I’m shell shocked.
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
seasea, sea,
Jeckyll Island
There once was a boy from Jeckyll Island Sound
He roamed the beach and in the sand he found
A sea shell, a snorkel
A buried grand paw and a shovel
Adventure awaits in the sand mound.
For the sea tale limerick contest!!
~~~Ninth place win in the contest!!~~~~
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny
Atticus
There’s no one as funny as Atticus
To go fishing he wrote out a syllabus
He outlined his day
Made a magnificent play
Yet caught with his squid more octopus
© Sep 27 2010 Charles Henderson
Placed 7th in Carolyn Devenshire's "Sea Tale Limerick" contest
Written by
Quentin Ehlinger
Categories:
summer,
Summer Search
Where have they gone, all those great days of yore
When we used to meet down by the sea shore,
Those high clouds above, just drifting away,
The smell of the sea, the gulls at their play.
Why do some think that that was a bore?
Maybe they've never done that before!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
hope, political
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Like sheep on a steep rocky slope,
We need to have guidance to cope.
We might fall and slide down
To the sea and all drown.
Heed the ShepherdHe’s our only hope.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
passion,
A Sea of Heart Felt Emotions
Have I told you lately how much fun I'm having
In this sea of heart felt emotions I'm splashing
What would I do
Without all of you
My world would be empty and devoid of all laughing
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Sandy Tadros
Categories:
beauty, conflict, confusion, creation, imagery, spiritual, world,
Beautiful Chaos
The Galaxy; This cluster of stars
The sea; This concealed beauty and scars,
The inevitable suffering, the desired alleviation
All these could be seen through her eyes' nation!
She was a beautiful chaos, more beautiful than Mars.
Written by
Cindi Rockwell
Categories:
fishing, funny, myth, ocean, sea,
Catch of the Day
A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!
July 31, 2018
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
boat, funny, humor, sports,
Another Sailor's Tail Tale
They paddled till we reached the shore
Where I set them free to explore
Then back to the sea
This sailor did flee
They’ll not paddle me anymore