Limerick Poems About Science | Science Limerick Poems
Written by Joseph Spence Sr
Categories: adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,

Don'T Disturb the Hive

Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap 
Try to stay on your running feet 
Honey in the hive 
The bees are alive 
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!


Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: history, humor, science,

Thomas Edison

Tom sat there eating the last of his bread,
wondering if the next day he'd get fed,
felt like a dumb cluck,
down on his luck,
till a light went off the top of his head






11-19-16



Written by Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories: fantasy, funny, parody, science fiction

B Horror On a Beach Day.

Soon the curious swelled to a mob.
as they gathered to gape at the glob.
Someone prods with a stick.
as another screams: " Quick!"
"We must run for our lives! It's the Blob!"


Written by Ed Morris
Categories: funny, humorous, math, science,

Einstein's Bent Lines

Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
   It remains a tough climb
   To imagine space-time
With its axes not fixed but all pivoty.


Written by Mike Youds
Categories: funny, science fiction,

Star Whores

Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)



Written by Rick Ireland
Categories: humor, science,

Statistics

The best way to see variation
is computing a standard deviation.
 But variance is preferred
 By all the non-nerds
Who can't do a rootification.


Written by Terry O'Leary
Categories: science,

The Probe

We've LANDed a PROBE on a COMet
and FOUND it was MADE of green VOMit.
      Well, CREAtures withIN it,
      deCIded to THIN it,
serve PROBE a pea SOUP, then emBALM it.


posted: 15 Nov, 2014


Written by Brett Estes
Categories: fun, poems, science fiction,

Rey: a Star Wars Limerick

There was a woman who lived on Jakku, 

who lived in a robot and ate stew,

she met some droids,

and fought people on steroids,

and flew a frater too.


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,

Cosmology Vs Cosmetology

Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,

A Fathers Desire

Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.


Written by Tim Ryerson
Categories: funny, science, science fiction

"war of the Worlds" By H.G. (Hebert-Gautreaux) Wells

Martian Gumbo

One of dem Saucer land in da Bayou
Ole Boudreaux out huntin say "Jus who be you?"
Den he point him shodgun
And say "Lookee here son...
Jus found some green OKRA to seasonne my stew!"


Written by Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories: adventure, fantasy, imagination, science fiction

Our Monuments Are Ours.

With precision we carved out the sand
here at home, down on your cursed land
We defy you to try
You will surely failWhy?
We used nothing that looks like your hand.


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: science fiction,

My Satanic Phone

I once had a satanic phone,
When anyone called, it would groan.
It made up a lie,
Told my girlfriend Di:
‘He’s out…giving the dog a bone.’ *

*Slang for sex


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: funny, health, humorous, science,

The Twist of the Needle

Vaccines are all carefully made
To fight what should make us afraid
Some hate the syringe
And now they should cringe 
As hosts the bad germs could invade


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: business, funny, humorous, science,

Chelyabinsk

A hot opportunity knocks
Buy and sell incoming space rocks
We love asteroids
But are covered by Lloyds
In case our own blocks suffer shocks


Written by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: funny, science fiction

Men In Black

Who are these notorious grim-faced men
Government spies, aliens, perhaps Satan
     What color shows the real you?
     Pray it is a brighter hue!
Just please don’t put on that black suit again


Written by Tom Wright
Categories: science,

Fine Head, Great Posture

Fine Head, Great Posture! By Tom Wright There once was a scientist from down under, Who was predisposed to error and blunder? In an attempt to clone, He begat only bone, And he became known as the Sidney wonder.


Written by Thabang Ngoma
Categories: future, science fiction,

Evolution of the Machine

How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world


Written by Nicholas Rush
Categories: freedom, funny, funny love, love, peace, science, silly,

Asighd From Sighence

Ah, sighence, indeed quite a puzzly puzzle.
The hypothermical leaves you chilly with a muzzle.
Solvent? I think not,
Stirring up the pot,
Overflow of info, gear up you better guzzle.


Written by Dominique Webb
Categories: fantasy, home, house, humor, imagination, science, science fiction,

The Life Form, the Living Door

Their once was a living door called Able, 
That did curve and bend, very capable, 
When I approached to go through, 
Facilitating and friendly just like you, 
And I so often wished that Able was datable.


Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories:

Religious Institution

Once there was a man called Simon “the Institution”
Debated “shift from religious institutions to educational “
protection of individual conscience
protection of group rights, a science
Bloody these goals need a lot of research!


Written by Renee Kelly
Categories: adventure, character, fun, science fiction,

Sing a Song of the Doctor

There once was a man most ancient
Who, more often than not, was complacent
   He flew through the stars
   From Gallifrey to Mars
Protecting we humans most nascent


Written by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories: faith, religion, science

The Creation Mystery

Creation is an unsolved mystery.
Men have pondered it throughout history.
Some say it is evolution.
What a logical solution!
But faith shows God is more than a banshee.


Written by James Ph. Kotsybar
Categories: science

Wave Goodbye

An electron, so perfectly round
it could spin without wobble or sound,
was measured carefully
at  fixed velocity,
but its position couldn’t be found.


Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: adventure, animals, history, science,

Tyrannosaurus Bob

Tyrannosaurus Bob is who I am.
You herbivore dinos had better scram.
When I have an appetite,
I will give you a big bite.
I never settle for just eggs and ham.

It’s Jurassic time.
Dinosaurs are on the earth.
The big reptiles rule.