Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,
Don'T Disturb the Hive
Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap
Try to stay on your running feet
Honey in the hive
The bees are alive
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
history, humor, science,
Thomas Edison
Tom sat there eating the last of his bread,
wondering if the next day he'd get fed,
felt like a dumb cluck,
down on his luck,
till a light went off the top of his head
11-19-16
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
fantasy, funny, parody, science fiction
B Horror On a Beach Day.
Soon the curious swelled to a mob.
as they gathered to gape at the glob.
Someone prods with a stick.
as another screams: " Quick!"
"We must run for our lives! It's the Blob!"
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
funny, humorous, math, science,
Einstein's Bent Lines
Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
It remains a tough climb
To imagine space-time
With its axes not fixed but all pivoty.
Written by
Mike Youds
Categories:
funny, science fiction,
Star Whores
Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)
Written by
Rick Ireland
Categories:
humor, science,
Statistics
The best way to see variation
is computing a standard deviation.
But variance is preferred
By all the non-nerds
Who can't do a rootification.
Written by
Terry O'Leary
Categories:
science,
The Probe
We've LANDed a PROBE on a COMet
and FOUND it was MADE of green VOMit.
Well, CREAtures withIN it,
deCIded to THIN it,
serve PROBE a pea SOUP, then emBALM it.
posted: 15 Nov, 2014
Written by
Brett Estes
Categories:
fun, poems, science fiction,
Rey: a Star Wars Limerick
There was a woman who lived on Jakku,
who lived in a robot and ate stew,
she met some droids,
and fought people on steroids,
and flew a frater too.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,
Cosmology Vs Cosmetology
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,
A Fathers Desire
Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, science, science fiction
"war of the Worlds" By H.G. (Hebert-Gautreaux) Wells
Martian Gumbo
One of dem Saucer land in da Bayou
Ole Boudreaux out huntin say "Jus who be you?"
Den he point him shodgun
And say "Lookee here son...
Jus found some green OKRA to seasonne my stew!"
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, imagination, science fiction
Our Monuments Are Ours.
With precision we carved out the sand
here at home, down on your cursed land
We defy you to try
You will surely failWhy?
We used nothing that looks like your hand.
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
science fiction,
My Satanic Phone
I once had a satanic phone,
When anyone called, it would groan.
It made up a lie,
Told my girlfriend Di:
‘He’s out…giving the dog a bone.’ *
*Slang for sex
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, health, humorous, science,
The Twist of the Needle
Vaccines are all carefully made
To fight what should make us afraid
Some hate the syringe
And now they should cringe
As hosts the bad germs could invade
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
business, funny, humorous, science,
Chelyabinsk
A hot opportunity knocks
Buy and sell incoming space rocks
We love asteroids
But are covered by Lloyds
In case our own blocks suffer shocks
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, science fiction
Men In Black
Who are these notorious grim-faced men
Government spies, aliens, perhaps Satan
What color shows the real you?
Pray it is a brighter hue!
Just please don’t put on that black suit again
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
science,
Fine Head, Great Posture
Fine Head, Great Posture!
By
Tom Wright
There once was a scientist from down under,
Who was predisposed to error and blunder?
In an attempt to clone,
He begat only bone,
And he became known as the Sidney wonder.
Written by
Thabang Ngoma
Categories:
future, science fiction,
Evolution of the Machine
How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world
Written by
Nicholas Rush
Categories:
freedom, funny, funny love, love, peace, science, silly,
Asighd From Sighence
Ah, sighence, indeed quite a puzzly puzzle.
The hypothermical leaves you chilly with a muzzle.
Solvent? I think not,
Stirring up the pot,
Overflow of info, gear up you better guzzle.
Written by
Dominique Webb
Categories:
fantasy, home, house, humor, imagination, science, science fiction,
The Life Form, the Living Door
Their once was a living door called Able,
That did curve and bend, very capable,
When I approached to go through,
Facilitating and friendly just like you,
And I so often wished that Able was datable.
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
Religious Institution
Once there was a man called Simon “the Institution”
Debated “shift from religious institutions to educational “
protection of individual conscience
protection of group rights, a science
Bloody these goals need a lot of research!
Written by
Renee Kelly
Categories:
adventure, character, fun, science fiction,
Sing a Song of the Doctor
There once was a man most ancient
Who, more often than not, was complacent
He flew through the stars
From Gallifrey to Mars
Protecting we humans most nascent
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
faith, religion, science
The Creation Mystery
Creation is an unsolved mystery.
Men have pondered it throughout history.
Some say it is evolution.
What a logical solution!
But faith shows God is more than a banshee.
Written by
James Ph. Kotsybar
Categories:
science
Wave Goodbye
An electron, so perfectly round
it could spin without wobble or sound,
was measured carefully
at fixed velocity,
but its position couldn’t be found.
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
adventure, animals, history, science,
Tyrannosaurus Bob
Tyrannosaurus Bob is who I am.
You herbivore dinos had better scram.
When I have an appetite,
I will give you a big bite.
I never settle for just eggs and ham.
It’s Jurassic time.
Dinosaurs are on the earth.
The big reptiles rule.