Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
car, for her, humorous,
Speedy Gonzalez - For Andrea
Andrea was late - drove at the speed of light
Traffic cops chased her - she got such a fright
The cop got out his book
Gave her a stern look
She’s off to traffic school so she now gets it right
Posted with full permission of Andrea (speedy) Dietrich
2nd April 2015
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
childhood, food, humor,
My Childhood Cereal
Waking up for school was hard enough,
still half asleep not ready for the bus,
breakfast on the dot,
snap, crackle and pop,
noisy Rice Krispy's helping us wake up.
12-5-16
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Making the Grade
A student without Double-Ds
Was always quite eager to please
Though lacking a bust
She was filled with lust
And boys knew she was The B's Knees
Why are bra sizes the opposite
of school grades?
Written by
Chris Matt
Categories:
school, sports
High School Football-Favorite Sport
Under the lights on Friday night.
High school football starting to ignite.
Merciless to everyone.
This is war, not for fun.
Winning state is a beautiful sight.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
abuse, bullying, funny, giggle, high school, humor, humorous,
replacement teacher
there was a teacher from crete
whose foot size was quite petite
well students did plot
and to school they brought
some shoes for oversized feet.
Written by
Bartholomew Williams
Categories:
books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,
Learning - a Good Investment
A lazy student known as Burt,
To parents and teachers was curt.
With little knowledge,
Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!
12/22/18
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
education, life, school, wisdom,
Einstein - School of Hard Knocks
We all went to school in the past-
Remember what we learned when asked.
Yet, Einstein's reply
Kiss knowledge goodbye
We're smarter with skills we've amassed!
Written by
Merwin Rylaarsdam
Categories:
school, weather,
School Closing
It’s true! I heard it myself!
No academic learning tomorrow!
The roads are too icy,
and travel is dicey
try to contain all your sorrow.
Written by
James Study
Categories:
humorous, sports,
A Basketball Tale
Basketball tip off at grade school game
My biggest lifetime shot at fame
Got the ball and took off
Heard the yells from aloft
Wrong way I went but good my aim
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
introspection, life, satire, school, social
Virgo Man)
I am a Virgo, on cusp of Libra.
My heart and mind stays in a penumbra.
My first words were these, so told.
“Me do it me self”, so bold.
I was strange in school, I loved algebra
Male
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, school, teenage, work,
All In a Day's Work
Sometimes my work is the pits -
Teenagers popping their zits
With consummate art
They burp and they fart …
I still love my job to bits!
17th November 2015
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, humorous, parody, school,
Alma Mater Ii
Accepted to medical school
Too old but in the entrance pool
Where is the back door?
There's my dorm with a drawer
Since I’m a cadaver quite cool
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
life
School-Time!
Going to school is so much fun
But can't wait until homework is done!
For every class hope for an "A"
And on the honor roll: Hip-hip-hooray!
In the game of life I can say I've won!
Written by
Faleshia Murphy
Categories:
funny
Going To School
My little one is going to school
The joy on his face and mine is so cool
His first day is monday
I hope he will be okay
While I'm at home acting a fool
Written by
Gen Cacho
Categories:
beauty, girl,
Artificial Beauty
i have this friend back in high school
she was known to be one of the most beautiful
people didn't notice it's just her make-up
and when a sudden rain came and wash her face up
poor creature, she was laughed by all
Written by
James Tate
Categories:
funny,
Laughter In School
When laughter was heard in the hall,
The principle thought it was gall.
When down fell his britches,
The class burst in stitches.
The principle burst through the wall.
Refer to Twain's statement: The human race has but one really affective weapon, and that is laughter.
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humorous,
The Hookie, Cookie, Rookie
The Hooky, Cookie, Rookie
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014
They say his nick-name is “Cookie.”
From school he’d often play hooky.
He was no fool,
Was actually quite cool,
It is evident he was no rookie.
Written by
Rhea Daniel Dear
Categories:
school,
My, My, What the Sickens
The story of school starting is here
It began with a bell and a cheer
Bob brought a talking chicken
My, my, what the sickens
Harridan Teacher silenced them with fear
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
satire, school,
How Young People Can Get Ahead
School work leads to thrilling careers
Say hooray hip hip--give three cheers!
A student's new skill
Brings success just until
The bill for the loan's in arrears!
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
childhood, education, funny, teen,
Job Interview
There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!
Written by
Earl Schumacker
Categories:
crazy, education, fun, society,
Gun Control
Gun Control
There once was a boy called Bum
Who shaped his finger in school like a gun
They told him he failed
Threw him in jail
His education is over and done
Written by
Faleshia Murphy
Categories:
funnyhome, home,
School's Out
Well here we are the last day of school
Let's hit the beach the park and even the pool
The kids are home for the summer
As I start to think I begin to wonder
They going to be home with me hey that's not cool
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
nature
A Lonely Owl
Once long ago on a school visit to the zoo
My little one had just begun elementary school
High up on a tree branch sat a lonely owl
With his huge eyes shut, he could pass for any old fowl
Suddenly, he opened them and questioned, “Who? Who?”
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, people,
Gone Fishing
There's a fellow named Robert O'Toole.
He's the principal down at the school.
He cut classes today,
So the gossips all say.
Went fishing for bass in the car pool.
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
sensual,
Limerick: Once a School-Girl Who Didn'T Like Babies
Once a School-girl who didn’t like babies
Once a School-girl who didn’t like babies
Thought it’d be better than having scabies
So she engaged a Boor
To bore through the stuck door:
That’s how she got both babies and scabies.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013