Poem Details | by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories:
cat, character, culture, hilarious, humorous, words, work,
Scotland in Pawn's Dreams
A visit to Scotland in Pawn’s dreams
Means grinding and riding little steams
Bout clouds know how to mark
Send battered skin as stark
And then kitty cat walks in sunbeams
5/5/2014
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Once knew a gal named Juliette
Who always wanted to perform a duet
On the back of a horse
Riding bareback of course
Delivering mail for the pony express
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Tahera Mannan |
Categories:
funny
Was that a man in the moon
Riding over the dune
Or is it a woman
Perhaps built like a man
Singing a lonely tune
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
humorous,
A Turk living in old Istanbul
Drank raki until he was full,
He tried riding home on his donkey
But his steering was wonky ,
He somehow ended up in Kabul.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Which Pete was “for Pete's sake” uttered
When mom got flustered, she always muttered
This time honoured phrase
From back in the day
Riding buggies for two that were covered
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
nursery rhyme,
Canis Lupus the Dufus
He did battle with three little hams
was embroiled in the Riding Hood scams
now slower of gait
he simply must wait
for a visit from Mary’s sweet lambs
John GLawless
3/30/2015
Not submitted to the contest
for obvious reasons.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Hear tell the state of Texas is freaking big
Almost the size of Canada, holy frig
Why not form your own country
Have your own funny money
With The Wulfman riding herd from the brig
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
baseball,
Texas is renowned for cowboys and cattle
And riding bareback without any saddle
Not winning ball teams
But inevitably it seems
Hopefully the Jays will win this epic battle
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
John Gondolf |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
There once was a reindeer named Dancer
who pulled by his partner named Prancer
when the pulling was done
it was time to have fun
while riding in Dasher’s pink Lancer.
December 10, 2018
Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny
To vascilate is never any fun
Either go with the other or the one
Riding the fence not the bull
Soon gives all a belly full
of Quickdraw McGraw with an empty gun
For wisdom catagory
Jul 29 2010 For John's Limerick contest
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
abuse, africa, america, angst, anxiety, political, poverty,
Policies, riding in pyromania
flaw after flaw, becoming a hernia
the head is intractable
which is not acceptable
rubs poor Bulgaria to please Romania.
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
journey, spoken word, star, success,
One step to another, high is the rank
in a constant supply full is the tank
riding success’ bike
blessing on a hike
scent of my perfume spreads in every bank.
Poem Details | by
Joseph Soper |
Categories:
funny,
Little Jimmy riding bike, somehow
Was run over by passing snow plow
He lost his left arm
Left leg bought the farm
And after a day, he’s all RIGHT now
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
I was riding a round in my truck
When I ran over an Irish duck
While holding a clover
He knew it was over
He simply ran out of luck
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
children, funny, people,
Super rodeo star, Buster Tyding,
Has, reportedly, gone into hiding.
Seems he fractured his pride,
Landing on his backside,
When thrown by the goat he was riding.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
animal, fate, giggle, health, horse, moving on, sports,
The horse I rode in on was, "Nellie"
Renown for the size of her belly
Although hot to trot
She farted a lot
And shook like a bowl full of jelly!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
future,
An eternal optimist I am, one day closer to spring
Hey, it ain't a lie, always look on the bright side of things
Could be a lot worse
Could be riding in a hearse
Little things count like the sound in your pocket of ching-a-ling
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
angst, anxiety, conflict, fun, humor, humorous, travel,
a virus named joe and his dad
were riding on back of a lad
when split into two
they fell in his shoe
farewell son a charcoal footpad.
Poem Details | by
Cal Barkley |
Categories:
animal, humor, humorous, journey,
Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Kentucky conjures up wide open spaces
Horses and cowboys and a land so spacious
Cowgirls riding rough
Roping cattle in the buff
The cattle, not the cowgirls, who are much more vivacious
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
freedom,
Cheer up my friends, it could be worse
You could be riding in the back of a hearse
So buck up Charlie
Just aim to parley
Your fortune in life to a bright golden purse
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Obama on Llama Horn Limerick
Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama
Jim Horn
Me LLama is Spanish of course.
Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
humor,
My dog chased people riding a bike,
and that is something people don’t like,
it got so bad,
it drove me mad,
so I swapped his bike for a trike.
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Sister Lucille enjoys skateboard riding
Weather and her arthritis providing
Lucille has skinned-up knees
From banging into trees
She has never mastered her colliding
Written July 14, 2022
Poem Details | by
Connie Pachecho |
Categories:
horse, humorous,
She rode with him to Shebuktoo
she rode up and down the hilly concourse
riding shot gun like on his big white horse
when he shot his gun high in the air
a huge blast of shouts shook the pair
in frenzy she bucked, too, arriving with a force
connie pachecho
2/24/17