Written by
Terry O'Leary
Categories:
funny, romance,
He Tickled Her Pink
There once was a raven haired Shrink
who had orange Juice Tequilas to drink
while her scarlet souled Beau
sucked her tinted red Toe
and she paled when he tickled her Pink.
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
bird, funny, gothic, humor, humorous, poets,
The Circle
(Limerick}
The Circle of witches all heard a loud knock
"Come in!" Said a voice behind a big rock
But it wasn't "the Raven"
And sure wasn't a Haven
So all run out just wearin' socks and no frock!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
September 10, 2014
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
bird, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, raven, silly,
wayward raven
once an old raven named moe
wanted to be a young crow
friends did surmise
he'd end up in pies
so flew him away in tow.
Written by
Sara Chansarkar
Categories:
humor,
Then and Now-Cheese and Whine
Oh, I love your raven lustrous silky hair
He used to say, touching it with such care
Now—strands clog the bath vanity
Why don’t you donate it for charity?
I give him my deepest pulverizing stare
Written on:08/02/2016
Contest:'Cheese and Whine' by Phillip Garcia
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
bird, muse,
The Raven
The Raven
Blast that raven raps at my chamber door,
Tags truth betold of my lovely Lenore,
Madame, for that she is naught,
Soft Missy girl, I be got,
Caws my pedophile claws forevermore.
2020 March 15
Howmanysyllables;
10,10,7,7,10.
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
america, funny,
Route 66ish No 15
Route 66ish No 15
While taking a walk in New Haven
This guy who was rough and unshaven
Ran nude through the park
For a bit of a lark
Then got pecked on the butt by a raven!!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
chicago,
Blood Bath
Chicago Bears are Raven mad
But Lions roar that's just too bad
With Rittenhouse free
To shoot you and me
Belfry Bats are cheering for Vlad*
* Vlad the Impaler aka Count Dracula
Kenosha is only 65-miles from Chicago,
the NRA's Shooting Gallery
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
fun,
Marilyn Monroe On Ice
Marilyn Monroe type, she’s a right bombshell
on ice, with windblown red dress, mademoiselle.
Raven gloves flying high.
Snow-white skates fleck blue sky.
Pony show’s feral and free for her clientele.
11/7/2020
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
relationship,
Looky Nooky
A stripper known as Raven Madd
Looked pleased to show off what she had
But why should I care
When she does not share?
To look but not touch makes us sad!
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Poe's Raven Rhapsody
Edgar Poe, with a raven so grim,
Tried to teach it to play a small hymn.
It squawked "Nevermore!"
Then fell on the floor,
"That's not music," he wailed, "limb from limb!"
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