Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
farewell, humorous, perspective, political,
oh for a second departure
Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
history, political,
What's this
He has an ego so swollen
And says elections were stolen
The "Big Lie" he'll spiel
Has MAGA appeal
For those with brains up their colon
Written by
Hilda Greenhough
Categories:
animal, political,
Poll
A farmer drove into town.
Some posters made him frown.
They said, "Go to the Poll".
He said,"In the pasture below?"
"Right now, they're standing a'chowin'".
(To understand this limerick, you must understand that a polled cow has no horns from birth)
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, political,
Guiding Star O'Er Washington
I pray a bright star will shine in the air
O'er Washington to guide some wise men there
Bringing gifts of commonsense
And harmony to dispense
To a nation that is in disrepair
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, lust, political,
Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of Rump
A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!
Fictional write for fun
7th June 2016
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
golf, political,
Plunk Flunk
Trump went to the golf course today
But nobody wanted to play
When someone yelled, "Fore!"
Trump thought they yelled, "Whore!"
And proudly stood in the ball's way
Written by
John Smith
Categories:
political,
Bye Gadaffi
Gadaffi! That hole in your temple
will put a full stop to your trample
of the poor Libyans
So, now the Syrians
say, "Assad, step aside; that's a sample."
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
political,
Vee Pee
I fervently pray I shall never see
Another like the incumbent Vee Pee
I cringe hearing her cackle
Such a useless debacle
Two peas in a pod are JoJo and she
Written by
John Smith
Categories:
satire
Expensesgate
Political life isn't cheap
moats are costly to clean when their deep
big bucks for a porn movie
and a duck house thats groovy,
it's enough to make Gordon Brown weep.
Written by
Sandison Jumbo
Categories:
america, humor, political,
Thumping Hilary
Thumping Hilary
Hillary had thought trash of Donald Trump
And prayed him, that America should dump
She spent time on the jabber
That he was a ‘Pee’ grabber
The election came; Trump gave her a thump!
July 4, 2017
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
political,
Canadian Dumpster Fire - POTD
So, Justin Trudeau's gonna retire
(something Canadians did desire)
But he's left a big mess,
and Trump's causing stress!
It's a political dumpster fire!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political, usa,
Frilly Red Knickers Show Time
(aka "Trump's Bottom Line")
Cartel Jesus launched an old crone
High over Trump's Wall on a drone
Our Border Patrol
Went out of control
Snapping photos with their iPhone!
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
political, satire,
Potty In Politics
The Congress it seems had no bathrooms.
They just held it or country was doomed.
They passed regulations
for eliminations
then out of both their chambers they zoomed.
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humorous, political,
Repetition Is Not Truth
A once esteemed party was fain
To cry ‘Racist!’ again and again
Not now and again
But NOW and AGAIN
Til it made neural paths in their brain
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, political,
No Lie Zone
When Putin is telling the truth
The frogs queue up at the Kissing Booth
But the Russian Bear
Growls, "You should take care!
Vlad squirts cyanide from his tooth!"
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Take Out
Tom Cunningham says its not rash
For Russians to take out their trash
And the longer they wait
The more stink in their fate
But the buggers all want more cash!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
jobs, political,
The Apprentice
Here's hoping Joe Biden gets hired,
It’s what all his voters desired,
He can then say to Trump,
(the arrogant lump),
Hey Donald, I'm Potus - ‘YOU’RE FIRED !!!
20/05/20
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
america, political,
Heil - the American Nationalist Greeting
After you pass our barbwire gates
Welcome to the United States!
A non-white face
Gets sprayed with Mace
But if you have cash, we'll be mates!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
happiness, health, political,
A Tension
Aye, COVID-19 is here to stay
And we are all living day-to-day
So why must I ask
That you wear your mask?
No one wants what you're giving away!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political, religious,
Lame Blame Game
Trump orders everyone to church
Or Governors will get the birch
Americans will pay
On Memorial Day
With God to blame, Trump ends his search
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
environment, political,
The I's of Texas
We have a vehicle on Mars
Down on Earth, no gas for our cars
No heat overnight
No water in sight
in Texas, they're just seeing stars!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Who's Crazy
The Orange-hair Man makes great cents
Under the Treasury fence
They call his tunnel
"Trump Resorts Funnel"
We all want dollars but get Pence
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
age, betrayal, political, silly,
start the bidding
While D.T.'s old image was bold
His weird rants seem hoary and cold
If campaign funds fade
The next asset trade
Is having Melania sold
Why would he throw away caution?
Seems like he’s got brain exhaustion
While human slave trade
Appears retrograde
This artifice needs an auction
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
'tis the Season
Trump Towers in Old Istanbul
Influenced our President's pull
Brown skins do not matter
So let the Kurds scatter
And enjoy the Turkey Shoot Cull
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political, poverty,
Trump's Great America
Plentiful Pizza closed its door
Too many people wanted more
With dough in the air
The cook did not care
Open or Closed, she was still poor!