Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, pets,
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!
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Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
animals, funny, people, pets,
There once was a hunter named Frawley
Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh.
His dog, funny but true,
Would only hunt honeydew.
The dog was a true melon collie.
Poem Details | by
Anil Deo |
Categories:
allusion, animal, humor, pets,
Ray Gridley has a possible diagnosis
Alas, rabbits do catch viral myxomatosis
Since Jan's is a famous banging bunny
Who stays far from field and ANY honey
Energizer Bunny will bang on till unconscious!
(c)Deo, 04152017
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anti bullying, bullying, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,
a hairy thing roamed our streets
chasing cats for sport and treats
till it roamed too far
and dog catcher car
grabbed harry and chained his feets.
Poem Details | by
Lawrence Ingle |
Categories:
funny, natural disasters, pets
Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
dog, food, giggle, happiness, happy, humor, pets,
never been a better treat
liked smoked almonds and a beet
berry noodles fling
lemon ketchup wing
so say busy furry feet.
Poem Details | by
Lynn Dolly |
Categories:
food, funny, imagination, pets,
1221 Boiling Weather Drive
First customer gets a free beehive
With purchase ten bones or more
Food, drinks, desserts galore
Porcelain hitchhiker needs a ride
Poem Details | by
Richard Pickett |
Categories:
pets, sports,
There is a Pug dog named Jackson
and college football is his game,
with no time to spare
he's up in his chair,
to watch his favorite team Notre Dame
Poem Details | by
Milton Toran |
Categories:
humor, humorous, pets,
These walls conceal an ugly war
Kitty litter raids my floor
This tidy home I'm sworn to keep
A rugged broom's a tiresome sweep
Three cats are such a chore
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
animal, cute love, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,
to market find a carrot
sneaking home never share it
this our spaniel does
every day because
his lady friends a ferret.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
animal, dog, farm, funny, giggle, humor, pets,
once an old dog named percy
licked a farmer quite slurply
then a homeless cow
with mimicked bowwow
licked them both without mercy.
Poem Details | by
Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories:
animals, fantasy, pets, satire
Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)
Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.
Poem Details | by
Chaim Wilson |
Categories:
internet, life, people, pets,
Digital life discourages thinking,
Laptops encourage time sinking,
Really surfing-the-net,
Is indulging a pet,
For PC’s are pet squirrels chewing nuts who are linking.
Poem Details | by
Rhonda Johnson-Saunders |
Categories:
dedication, family, pets, sweet, sweet,
I have an old dog named Sweet Pea
More wily than sweet, you’d agree
Who runs the house?
Not me or my spouse
No, our dog, Sweet Pea, the queen bee
* For our little girl, Sweet Pea, after 15 years with us, she is a part of the family.
Poem Details | by
Matthew Anish |
Categories:
humorous,
There was a young man from China
Who couldn't think of anything finer
Than to smoke cigarettes - play with his pets
Eat out at an all night diner
Poem Details | by
Michael Hornschuch |
Categories:
pets
Left sock, Right sock where have you gone,
little skooter kitty, up before the dawn,
Now my day has started,
my socks have all but parted,
little skooter took em'
to make his bed upon.
Inspired by:
"Keys Please?" by Francine Roberts
Poem Details | by
Kathy Littrell |
Categories:
animals, funny, pets, cat,
A young robin my cat once befriended
Till one day the relationship ended
I came home to find
That my cat changed her mind
For from her mouth a feather extended
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pets,
Annie, our Golden, is a member of the family
Just like a daughter, it's really uncanny
After going out upon our return
Our love's enthusiastically reaffirmed
Her excitement explodes, our dearest sweet Annie
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
pets,
There once was a very old, old dog
Who'd lay by the fire of cracklin' logs
Dreaming mighty dreams
Of years gone by schemes
As his legs moved chasing wild mean hogs
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
animal, humorous, pets, , cute,
Peter purchased a cute 'micro pig'
Over time it grew ever so big!
It cannot be denied
That the seller had lied
If he’s caught he’ll end up in the brig!
01~02~16
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
animal, pets,
Billy
Written: by Tom Wright
2/9/2016
I once had a Billy Goat, past tense,
That feeding made very little sense.
So I sold him of course,
And had little remorse,
For I couldn’t keep him in the fence
Poem Details | by
D Bronowski |
Categories:
pets, philosophy,
I don’t understand the world, or what it is giving
Should I open my eyes and be there and then living?
I asked my dog and as memory recalls
He kept gently but thoroughly licking his balls
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
cat, cute love, dog, friendship, friendship love, love, pets,
Written by Gail DeBole
on March 7, 2020
Zeekie and Mildred were buds.
Neither thought the other a dud.
Friendship so true.
They each had a tattoo
As symbols of undying love.
Poem Details | by
David Sollis |
Categories:
animal, dog, funny, humorous, pets,
A fellow got into a
fix
Trying to teach his
dog some new tricks
His canine named
Rover
Refused to roll over
And seemed totally
blind to thrown
sticks
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
animals, childhood, funny, pets
There once was a dog by name of Tiger
She belonged to Kendricks who acquired her
Doris brushed her teeth each week
With Jr.'s tooth brush so meek
When he learned, said, "Why?"..(She)I did not want mine dirtied sir..
In honor of Brian Strand....