Written by
Kristin Carter
Categories:
imagination, life, nature, places,
I Met This Charming Moonbeam Last Night
The arms of the willow started to sway
and this curious glow rippled my way.
While flirting with my feet,
nature played a song so sweet.
The lake our dance floor 'til the sun's first ray.
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,
Don'T Disturb the Hive
Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap
Try to stay on your running feet
Honey in the hive
The bees are alive
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, imagination, introspection, life, nature
Just Desserts For Unfaithful
.
Any pretty woman turned his head
He liked them all so it is said
Then one day to his surprise
They no longer caught his eye
His sexual desire totally died
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
nature
Cut, Cut, Cut
From upon a ladder’s high ledges
It’s time to trim up the edges
Each critical slice
Makes topiary nice
And forms the most pleasing hedges
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, snow,
It's Snow Joke - Bawdy Limerick
In winter when snow softly falls
Sid snowman clutches his snow balls
He says I feel chilly
There’s frost on my willy
I hope it melts when nature calls!
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
character, corruption, creation, imagery, life, nature,
Being Human
A golden made tank but with a small leak
among one’s nature’s crew, mistakes still speak
speed of perfection is slow
on morals, will always owe
on a board so white a faint ink can sneak.
Written by
David Drowley
Categories:
humor, nature, people, places, poetry,
Irish Knave
There once was a crude Irish knave
Who hid deep within Fingal’s cave.
He felt it safe there to flee,
Thinking “naught could get to me”
Until swept away by a wave.
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
allusion, love, nature,
He Found His Love In Deep Water
he found his love in deep water
there she was a roasted beauty queen lying on the beach
he moved towards her, inch by inch and then he met her reach
she came out of her shell
and that broke the spell
perfect, she was a hermit too living on rock bottom's breach
connie pachecho
3/11/17
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
nature,
Jan's Pans
She writes of the stuff in the loo,
amused by the odour of poo -
she has me in fits
describing her sh.ts
(though others believe it's taboo...)
written 19th March about Jan Allison for Margarita's Paean on Poets contest
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, dog, earth, nature, water,
Ruined Fur Coat
Cassidy was a curious dog;
One day he walked into a bog,
Coming out, he looked about,
He couldn't see and began to pout;
Because he’s a sludge caked dog!
Written by
Ken Rone
Categories:
cool, humor, humorous, nature,
Lil' Richie
A butcher named Richard McCall
Attended a naturist ball.
But at registration,
Due to refrigeration,
His name tag read "Dickie McSmall".
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
nature, spring,
Early Spring
The first crocus appeared, showing much pluck
in spite of the cold, trying her luck.
But then the wind hit her
and the wind was so bitter
that the crocus thought "This just sucks!"
Written by
John Anderson
Categories:
beauty, introspection, nature,
Bent is Strong, Straight is Weak
In nature, being adroit and straight is rare,
It's curves and bends that fill the air.
See rivers that twist,
Trees bent to resist,
For strength lies in being bent, not straight.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,
There's No Place Like Home
Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone
Written by
Matthew Horstkotter
Categories:
nature,
The Beach At Midnight
The stars so bright
On this moonlit night
The waves roll to shore
Nights like this I want more
The beach at midnight
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny, nature
It's a Gas, Gas, Gas
My eco car runs on natural gas
Naught to sixty, what a blast
It runs like a dream
Refueled by baked beans
All free from a humans ass
Written by
Timothy Brumley
Categories:
funny, nature
The Aunt Dance
An Italian once courted my Aunt
Who was bitten by ants in his pants
So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"
"I got the gonorrhea!"
That's when he learned the frying pan dance!
Timothy IBrumley
Written by
Joe Inka
Categories:
nature
Plight of the Pickrel
There was a fat pickrel from Perth.
Saddled with little self worth.
He befriended a perch.
Who lived bye a birch.
Then ate him ,increasing his girth.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,
Cosmology Vs Cosmetology
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Written by
Sherif Goda
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, nature,
Natural Beauty
The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare
Written by
Mick Talbot
Categories:
nature, pollution,
Mother Nature - Not Amused
Oceans, woods, abused, confused!
Mother nature not amused!
Her bellies aching.
Mistakes we're making!
Time pollution was defused!
There is an old man of the ocean,
To marine life is his devotion.
We have to put right,
Marine waters plight.
Or suffer our own devolution!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
beautiful, sad,
Survival of the Fittest
Watched a nature program about Africa last night
And the animals that roam free what a glorious sight
Survival of the fittest
Can make us grimace
As the prey succumbs in a fight for their life
Hard to watch!!!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Susan Mills
Categories:
nature
Do Do Birds
A birdsnest hairdo
Birds sit in the dew
Said the bird, "let us fly!"
Said the other, "lets sing a lullaby!"
So they flew overtop singing and did
big do do!
Written by
Michael Smith
Categories:
imagination, nature, satire,
Goat Cheese Boat
There once was a man,
Who carved him a boat.
It was out of the cheese,
That he milked from his goat.
The first one he failed,
So he made him a note.
Never use Swiss,
Because it won’t float!
Written by
James Marshall Goff
Categories:
inspirational
Eponymous
There once was an eponym maligned
Whose gender was quietly confined
Now away with your fears!
Turn those tears to cheers!
As nature intends your defined!
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