Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, inspirational,
What's In a Name
We boarded a flight to Hong Kong
Our pilot was called Sum Ting Wong
I’d a smile on my face
As his flying was ace -
His parents sure got his name wrong!
09 04 17
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Bad News
When the Doctors exam was through
he said I got good news and bad news its true
You've chosen the worst
to hear about first
they're gonna name this disease after you!
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
friend, funny,
And She's Not Bad Lookin Either
Her Soup name we know as PD
Her REAL name is Linda you see
And Irma as well
Trevino! I yell
From my rooftop...Can’t hear me? (Poor me)
For a very special and loyal friend...
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
car, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous,
Tim and His Kelly Green Mustang
I have a friend by the name of Tim,
He keeps in shape when frequents the gym.
His Kelly green Mustang he drove
And smack'd it into a cove.
The witches got him and ate one of his limbs!
Dorian Petersen
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014
October,5,2014
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Alice In Wonderland
Once there was a fairy by name Linda “fondly Alice”
Falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world pretty nice!
Literary nonsense genre
Influential fantasy genre
Bloody the fairy of my fantasy world “Alice”?
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
What a Name
A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't be known as, Sue Ridge.
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
friendship,
Skaterrific
There is a poet, her name is SKAT.
She read all my limy's, now that's phat.
When she was done reading.
It showed she had breeding.
So people, what do you think of that?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, insect,
Ouch
A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by a meadow lily
03~08~17
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
A Gift To the Ladies
Know a nice fellow his name is Tim Smith
The rumour that he's female is truly a myth
He's hearty and strong
In Hollywood he belongs
To young ladies of the Soup he's surely a gift
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Sister Jan
Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan
She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man
We're united by the funnies
We don't make much money
Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
funny, word play,
Backwards
The teacher said, "Listen to this,"
"Said backward, your name has a twist!"
One kid caught her eye
She said, "Simon you try!"
In a moment he said, "No mis!"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
love,
Laura Breidenthal
Her name is Laura, she blows me away
To describe her, a sweetheart, in every way
Probably three times her age
But no matter what stage
Always feel young when she visits my page
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Bryn Strudwick
Categories:
snow,
Frozen Joe
FROZEN JOE/
A hardy young fellow called Joe
Went out with no clothes in the snow
Certain bits turned to ice
And then snapped off – not nice
So he now spells his name J-o
30th December 2020
Winter Snow or Ice contest
Sponsor - Tania Kitchin
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Doctor Wrong
A physician can possibly maim.
Being ill-informed, one that I blame
Cares not for real knowledge
Despite years of college.
“Erroneous” should be his last name.
Jan11, 2019 for Joseph May's 'Limerick II' Contest Info
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, me,
Sex Change
Folks know me as ‘poetry Jan’
But soupers I once was a man …
In a very long op
My male bits got the chop
And I altered my name from Stan!
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY SOUPERS!!!!
1st April 2018
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
baby, humorous,
Name and Shame
Got married, my surname’s now Cotton,
Our baby’s name can’t be forgotten,
We called her ‘ Polly Esther’
(I’m considered a jester)
My family thought we were rotten!
11/06/20
Written by
Tom Pen
Categories:
cute love, desire, heart, love, muse, passion, together,
She's Pretty
I met a lovely lady and her name was Pretty,
I wanted her badly so I had to be witty,
She now resides in my mind,
Our lives forever entwined,
Now the song in my heart is this here little ditty.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
dedication,
Methinks It's a Cover
I salute MrTimothy Smith if that's his real name
Methinks it's a cover for his worldwide fame
He's actually known
Not just for limericks alone
He's world renowned for setting girl's hearts aflame
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
books, education, humorous, word play,
A Scholars Demise
There once was a man, a scholar became
He had a great many books to his name
They fell on his head
And then he was dead
They said, "He only had his shelf to blame"
Written by
Ken Rone
Categories:
cool, humor, humorous, nature,
Lil' Richie
A butcher named Richard McCall
Attended a naturist ball.
But at registration,
Due to refrigeration,
His name tag read "Dickie McSmall".
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
animals
The Meerkat
There is a strange animal in our zoo called a meerkat
That makes me laugh every time I look at
Although “kat” is in its name
It’s no feline just the same
So you can say the meerkat is no mere cat.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny,
Big Ben Blues
I courted a British lady
Whose name was Sadie O'Grady
She took off her drawers
I exclaimed ‘Oh good lord!’
You sure ain’t no LADY, matey!
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
humor, nonsense,
Popeye the Sailor Man
Popeye The Sailor Man
My name is Popeye the sailor man
I don't live in a big garbage can
I dis-like Spinach
strong to the finish
I'll cook your goose in a fying pan.
Written: 11/14/14
Theresa
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
funny, people, seasons,
Portrait of Lily Rainbow
Written by Gail DeBole
Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
After caught in the rain,
She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.
Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection
Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
computer, silly,
Computer
I fell in love with a computer
Not for the sex, for it is neuter
It came without name
Oh my! What a shame!
I googled one and up came Luther.
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Limerick Contest II
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Placed 1st
20th February, 2016