Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
celebrity, mystery, smart, tribute,
The consumate sleuth Sherlock Holmes
Hardly lacking the wit chromosomes
With the faintest of clues
To bemuse and confuse
Cracked crimes in the Welsh catacombs
AP: Honorable Mention 2023
Submitted on January 27, 2019 for contest LIMERICK 3 sponsored by JOSEPH MAY - RANKED 2ND
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Poem Details | by
Anna Hopper |
Categories:
age, engagement, humorous, social,
There once was a tweeter who didn’t tweet
An air of mystery, she decided to keep
Responses bounced
Bad twitter account
But still, she wouldn’t tweet a peep
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Poem Details | by
Charlene Plummer |
Categories:
music,
Vibrant elements of rhythm contrast,
Harmony, Tones,and sounds are Profound,
Instruments there are,
Music not by far
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
The proud princess of New Denny.
Supposed she was superior to many.
She mocked their low station
Said they disgraced the nation.
'Tis no mystery why she died at 20.
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny, mystery,
She wore red candy lips on Halloween
They didn't know she was a vampire queen
Her kiss was so sweet
Swept him off his feet
Sadly,no trace of him has ever been seen
Barbara Gorelick 7/21/12
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
mystery
There once was a builder called Wayne,
Who built a new house on a plain,
But his wife took fright
On their wedding night:
He’d forgotten the roof again.
*my theory on Stonehenge : )
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
clothes, humor, mystery, sexy, silly, words,
He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
mystery,
One of the greatest mysteries in the history of man
Why kamikaze pilots wore helmets, they didn't give a damn
For the Emperor, they cried
They were prepared to die
Unimaginable to us but for the glory of Japan
Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
funny, mystery
Got a stupid question, driving me beserk!
The reason I am asking is, because I'm such a jerk
When we get lots of snow,
I'm curious to know,
how does the plow driver, make it in to work?
Poem Details | by
Joseph Jeremiah Naye |
Categories:
allusion, dream, fairy, humor, inspirational, mystery,
The solemn night's silence was
broken,
As needles pierces with a shrieking
sound bespoken.
So the growl of the wolverine breakthrough
the moonless night,
Waking up in a jolt, drenched in sweat,
what a sweet plight,
Lo, it was only a frozen case of a
nightmare awoken.
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature,
An Indian man was laughed at
for his long beard and big hat,
but much truth came out
of his wise mouth:
the next day the river dried at sunset!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun, mystery,
Gonna find out the mystique of Mystic Rose
Meeting for coffee, will let you know how it goes
Her deep down secrets
And her plans most recent
To do her bidding as she administers mind control
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
horror, humanity,
It's hard to imagine what goes through the mind
Of someone willing to end their life for a cause defined
It's a mystery to me
I'm unable to see
Justification for this horrendous act of man's decline
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
mystery,
There once was a fellow called Nicolas
Was famous for his extreme wickedness
He push down old ladies
Made faces at babies
And committed these acts with much cheerfulness
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
mystery,
There once was this dude from Duluth
Who sported just one single tooth
Got into a fight
Knocked out his lights
Relating the tale, sure some of it's untruth
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
faith, religion, science
Creation is an unsolved mystery.
Men have pondered it throughout history.
Some say it is evolution.
What a logical solution!
But faith shows God is more than a banshee.
Poem Details | by
Christy Hardy |
Categories:
adventure, imagination, life, mystery,
Like a castaway on the cosmic sea,
life has been a mystery to me
what can I do now, or say,
but think of my yesterdays,
now my soul, and spirit will be free
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
children, funny, mystery, people,
What e'er became o' Angus McKess
Is a dark and troublin' mystery, no less.
But the cruel gossip bein'
He was reportedly seen
Skinny dippin', one night, in Loch Ness.
Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
mystery
To say God’s non-existent I draw a blank
It defies all logic if I might be frank
When a crisis that’s pending
Has a real happy ending
And an Atheist is grateful, who does he thank?
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Loud noises can sometimes make me fart
Methinks it causes an eruption to start
In my lower regions
The mystery deepens
It lies just beyond my most famous part
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
John Weber |
Categories:
mystery,
When issuing Globalist threats
it proves best to shed all regrets
of Dull Care lingering,
still busy fingering
all across those DNA frets.
Poem Details | by
Charles Henderson |
Categories:
funny
Ralph the Giraffe to the chimpanzee
“Where in the ZOO do guys go to pee”
“All creatures kept in here
Are mindful of career
Just go in action packed mystery”
© May 08 2010 For Linda’s Zany Zoo contest
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, education, fantasy, children, funny, imagination, introspection, life, mystery, places, science, science fiction, space, uplifting, visionaryme,
Na- Nu Na-Nu
greetings earthlings How do you do
I'm captain Zendor from planet Sur Render
shazbot someone crashed into my spaceship's fender
hit me so hard made me go krap-poo
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
animal, funny, future, humor, mystery, nature,
While watching man jog to his friend
A frog croaked a future portend
Man finished his jog
By sitting on log
And that’s how the frog met his end