Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
celebrity, mystery, smart, tribute,
Elementary
The consumate sleuth Sherlock Holmes
Hardly lacking the wit chromosomes
With the faintest of clues
To bemuse and confuse
Cracked crimes in the Welsh catacombs
AP: Honorable Mention 2023
Submitted on January 27, 2019 for contest LIMERICK 3 sponsored by JOSEPH MAY - RANKED 2ND
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
age, engagement, humorous, social,
Tweeting
There once was a tweeter who didn’t tweet
An air of mystery, she decided to keep
Responses bounced
Bad twitter account
But still, she wouldn’t tweet a peep
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
anxiety,
A Horrendous Act
It's hard to imagine what goes through our minds
Of someone willing to end their life for a cause undefined
It's a mystery to me
I'm unable to see
Justification for this horrendous act of man's decline
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,
Cosmology Vs Cosmetology
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Written by
Charlene Plummer
Categories:
music,
Musically Mystery
Vibrant elements of rhythm contrast,
Harmony, Tones,and sounds are Profound,
Instruments there are,
Music not by far
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, mystery,
Candy Lips
She wore red candy lips on Halloween
They didn't know she was a vampire queen
Her kiss was so sweet
Swept him off his feet
Sadly,no trace of him has ever been seen
Barbara Gorelick 7/21/12
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Eating Cake
The proud princess of New Denny.
Supposed she was superior to many.
She mocked their low station
Said they disgraced the nation.
'Tis no mystery why she died at 20.
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
mystery
Wayne the Builder
There once was a builder called Wayne,
Who built a new house on a plain,
But his wife took fright
On their wedding night:
He’d forgotten the roof again.
*my theory on Stonehenge : )
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
clothes, humor, mystery, sexy, silly, words,
Have You Ever Imagined a Girl Without Her Clothes On
He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
mystery,
Kamikaze Pilots
One of the greatest mysteries in the history of man
Why kamikaze pilots wore helmets, they didn't give a damn
For the Emperor, they cried
They were prepared to die
Unimaginable to us but for the glory of Japan
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny, mystery
Snow Job
Got a stupid question, driving me beserk!
The reason I am asking is, because I'm such a jerk
When we get lots of snow,
I'm curious to know,
how does the plow driver, make it in to work?
Written by
Joseph Jeremiah Naye
Categories:
allusion, dream, fairy, humor, inspirational, mystery,
Wolverine Growl
The solemn night's silence was
broken,
As needles pierces with a shrieking
sound bespoken.
So the growl of the wolverine breakthrough
the moonless night,
Waking up in a jolt, drenched in sweat,
what a sweet plight,
Lo, it was only a frozen case of a
nightmare awoken.
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature,
An Indian Man
An Indian man was laughed at
for his long beard and big hat,
but much truth came out
of his wise mouth:
the next day the river dried at sunset!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun, mystery,
The Mystique of Mystic Rose
Gonna find out the mystique of Mystic Rose
Meeting for coffee, will let you know how it goes
Her deep down secrets
And her plans most recent
To do her bidding as she administers mind control
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
horror, humanity,
A Horrendous Act
It's hard to imagine what goes through the mind
Of someone willing to end their life for a cause defined
It's a mystery to me
I'm unable to see
Justification for this horrendous act of man's decline
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
mystery,
Extreme Wickedness
There once was a fellow called Nicolas
Was famous for his extreme wickedness
He push down old ladies
Made faces at babies
And committed these acts with much cheerfulness
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
faith, religion, science
The Creation Mystery
Creation is an unsolved mystery.
Men have pondered it throughout history.
Some say it is evolution.
What a logical solution!
But faith shows God is more than a banshee.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
mystery,
Just One Single Tooth
There once was this dude from Duluth
Who sported just one single tooth
Got into a fight
Knocked out his lights
Relating the tale, sure some of it's untruth
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Christy Hardy
Categories:
adventure, imagination, life, mystery,
Journey
Like a castaway on the cosmic sea,
life has been a mystery to me
what can I do now, or say,
but think of my yesterdays,
now my soul, and spirit will be free
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
mystery
Tis a Puzzlement
To say God’s non-existent I draw a blank
It defies all logic if I might be frank
When a crisis that’s pending
Has a real happy ending
And an Atheist is grateful, who does he thank?
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, mystery, people,
Loch Ness Mystery
What e'er became o' Angus McKess
Is a dark and troublin' mystery, no less.
But the cruel gossip bein'
He was reportedly seen
Skinny dippin', one night, in Loch Ness.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
My Most Famous Part
Loud noises can sometimes make me fart
Methinks it causes an eruption to start
In my lower regions
The mystery deepens
It lies just beyond my most famous part
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
John Weber
Categories:
mystery,
Bohemian
When issuing Globalist threats
it proves best to shed all regrets
of Dull Care lingering,
still busy fingering
all across those DNA frets.
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny
Too Tall To Cross His Legs
Ralph the Giraffe to the chimpanzee
“Where in the ZOO do guys go to pee”
“All creatures kept in here
Are mindful of career
Just go in action packed mystery”
© May 08 2010 For Linda’s Zany Zoo contest
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, education, fantasy, children, funny, imagination, introspection, life, mystery, places, science, science fiction, space, uplifting, visionaryme,
Holy Crap
Na- Nu Na-Nu
greetings earthlings How do you do
I'm captain Zendor from planet Sur Render
shazbot someone crashed into my spaceship's fender
hit me so hard made me go krap-poo