Written by
Michael Wise
Categories:
family, food, horse, humorous,
My Sweet Aunt Mabel
There is my sweet Aunt Mabel
sitting across the table
ever since her divorce
she eats like a horse
so we put her up in a stable
Written by
Bryn Strudwick
Categories:
adventure,
Roy Rogers
center>ROY ROGERS
Roy Rogers on Trigger his horse
Was a regular tour de force
He made it his quest
To clean up the West
Then end with a love song of course
2nd May 2022
High Noon poetry contest
Sponsor - Joseph May
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
horse,
A Winner At Last
I owned a racehorse that was renowned,
as only fit to be knackery bound,
bit it’s not a disgrace,
for it won its first race -
although inside the gut of a greyhound.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
confusion, friend, horse,
A Filly, Bovine
I knew a filly, thought she was bovine
Whenever she talked, out came this line
‘I am man’s best friend’
This girl would deadpan
'He drinks my milk ~ He is udderly fine'
Written by
Tania Kitchin
Categories:
character, western,
Rip
Yellowstone's best is known as Rip
A wild one with a steel hand grip
A cowboy rancher's dream
He makes trespassers scream
A horse trainer so well equipped
5/4/22
Contest: High Noon Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
( howmanysyllables.com - 88668 syllable counts)
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
word play,
Horse Play
Cornered in a vulnerable position;
kicked and pummeled into submission.
That mad horse had its way,
I lay dazed on the hay,
but am found in a stable condition.
Written by
Skat A
Categories:
adventure, animal, dedication, funny, imagination,
Zoo Unicorn
ZOO UNICORN
Seeing the posting of the zoo unicorn
Could not wait to go see his horn
My eyes just could not believe
The boy I had been deceived
Poor horse got thrown a lot of popcorn
a Linda-Marie = (contest) =
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
sports
Horse Racing 100th Poem
Have you been to a race with a horse?
There are many who like them, of course.
Who wins? We don’t know.
We can win, place, or show.
Any nearby racetrack is the source.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
horse, humorous,
A Horse-A Horse: My Kingdom For a Horse
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Wast penned by The Bard of Avon of course!
Richard's steed Surrey lay dead
Slain by a crossbow 'tis said
Dick pled for another 'til he was hoarse!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
(Not for the contest)
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Charlie Horse
There once was a feller named Charlie Horse,
Who was unmercifully teased of course.
But he took it all in stride,
With a modicum of pride,
Damning his zany name 'til he was hoarse!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Written by
Richard Pickett
Categories:
friendship,
A Poet, Named Robert Dufresne
There is a Poet, named Robert Dufresne,
I laugh at his Poetry until I'm insane
with Brick Townsend, he plays,
a collaborative game
But Bill Lipton's Horse is a pain.
Written by
Kim Shaw
Categories:
horse, humor,
Lord Fartwither's Horse
I must pity Lord Fartwither's horse
as it struggles to just stay the course
both his nostrils he flares
as he bites and he glares
For Lord Fartwithers butt was the source!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
cowboy-western,
Bow-Legged Pete
There once was a lanky cowpoke named Pete,
Who, when he walked got tangled in his feet!
He'd spent years ridin' his horse,
Becomin' bow-legged, of course!
Looked like a pair of pliers pacin' the street!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
All Rights Reserved
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
crazy, humor,
Limerick: Once a Dark Horse In a Handicap
Limerick : Once a Dark Horse in a handicap
Once a Dark Horse in a handicap
Led head, tail and hoof in the last lap
All eyes on winning post
Cameras clicked the most
Horse lost in the negative, so clap !
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
MD Johnson
Categories:
funny, humor, silly, , cute,
I Meant To Say
I said he’s dumb when I meant to say smart
Should have said “she’s cute” instead of “she’s tart”
Confusing my words,
Like one of those nerds
I always put the horse before the cart
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
funny,
A Dog
A dog went to the vet today
He saw a horse eating hay
got a fleabite
and set alight
and asked for an action replay!
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014
10.16.2014
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Hungry King
The grand old king of Sweden's
Appetite needed a lot of feedin,
Two cows and a horse
Were on his main course,
His appetite is no longer needin.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
animal, funny, sports,
Highlander Jockey
There once was a Highlander Jockey
Like his stallion, brazen and cocky
Sorry for being coarse
I am hung like my horse
So boastful, and all walkie talkie
* Written 20/05/14 *
Written by
Mike Roberts
Categories:
funny,
Santa's Discovery
This year dear old Santa Claus
says his sleigh will be drawn by a horse,
for when the crafty old denizen
discovered deer can be venison
he planned to use it as his main course.
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
funny, hello, horse, ireland, race,
Grey Diamond
There was a young jockey from Ireland
Booked to ride the race horse, grey diamond
he wanted to be seen
painted grey diamond green
and kissed the Blarney Stone for Ireland.
15/03/2017.
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
adventure, allusion, life,
Flogging a Dead Horse
To the unknown in outer space, sending a missile
on a wrong direction, problems should go on exile
converting broilers to layers
supported by so much prayers
hoping the mistake will turn out to be a sweet bile.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sad,
Tally-Ho
Tally-ho, the young steeplechase rider cried
As his horse stumbled over the barrier he up and died
The rider went flying
He heard as he lay dying
“Welcome cowboy” he heard a voice from the other side
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Riding Bareback
Once knew a gal named Juliette
Who always wanted to perform a duet
On the back of a horse
Riding bareback of course
Delivering mail for the pony express
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Grand Canyon Jump
This is an ode to Sally-Jo,
Her silver spurs and the horse she rode,
As their mighty leap slowly unwound
They jumped the Grand Canyon in a single bound,
But it was deemed wind assisted as a hurricane blowed.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
My Jenny Horse
Now I think I have to concede
My Jenny horse eats too much feed,
Loves her chaff, loves fresh grass,
But through the barn door she can't pass,
Clearly a case of food stampede..