Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
god, hockey, humor, sports,
march 17 hockey holy trinity
They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
funny, hockey, humorous,
Stanley's Cup
There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No sweat, I’m wearing Stanley’s cup.”
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
abuse, baseball, basketball, bullying, culture, golf, hockey,
Hawkers
Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed
Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
hockey,
Puck Muck
Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus he advised them he didn't give a puck.
Written by
Kristen Bruni
Categories:
sports
The Love of Hockey
The slice of the skates creates
An atmosphere of greats
They fly on the ice
Not the least bit of nice
A game of ego awaits.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
hockey, humorous, hurt,
Aladdin Without Paddin'
There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
He forgot to duck
And got struck by the puck
Now a cast is what Aladdin's clad in
Written by
Kory Calhoun
Categories:
funny
You Arrogant Puck
There was a tall brute who played hockey
Whose actions were deemed as quite cocky
His opponents saw red
So they stomped on his head
Now the twerp earns his keep as a jockey!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
A Family of Rolely Poleys
We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on my ass
Even then we'd be as tall as a telephone pole-y
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
A Family of Roley Poleys
We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on our ass
Even then we'd be just as tall with no hole-ys
Written by
Thompson Emate
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Lady From Kentucky
There was a lady from Kentucky,
Whose husband always played hockey,
She wrote poems on magic,
Until there was a tragic,
Her husband was turned into a key.
December 11, 2022.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
hockey,
Tim Horton's Coffee
As a teenager, hockey he breathed
A defenceman for the Toronto Maple Leafs
A star he became
Never knew his fame
After accidental death Tim's name was achieved
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
pride,
On Frozen Pond
As a wee one I was obsessed with hockey
On frozen pond paying no mind to frozen bodies
We pretended
To be legends
Scoring the winning goal, kinda cocky
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
hockey, humor, international, slam,
Un-American Activity
Hickory Dickory Duck
The defenseman stole the puck
He still didn’t score
The game was a bore
Hockey’s a game for Canucks