Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anger, drug, food, hate, integrity, mental illness,
An interesting party we have going here
The comments we like for dessert
Are iambs that writers here blurt
But eating foul crunch
That slaughtered lambs munch
Tastes toxic like trumped-up bad dirt
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
You'D Better Not Pout
You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’
Too large, in a colour you hate
It simply won’t fit
You’ll never wear it
No nookie mate now you can wait!
12~28~14
A Quintain Christmas - Andrea Dietrich
~awarded 3rd place~
Written by
Mick Talbot
Categories:
life,
Inspired By Jan Allison - I Know An Amazing Poetess Named Jan
I know an amazing poetess named Jan
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I know an amazing poetess named Jan
And composing limericks she sure can
Especially about teachers
Who rightly hate cheaters
Exposing them is her very good plan!
Written by
Judy Ball
Categories:
animal, cat,
Three Cats In a House
Three cats did share the same house.
Two sweet but one was a grouse.
Two got along great but the third t'was love/hate.
But there isn't a mouse in the house.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
natural disasters,
Eve Line
When you walk around in the nude
The whole world will say you are rude
Some may hate you
Some may date you
But no one will say you're a prude!
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
relationship,
Love and Hate
LOVE and HATE it can often be said
in relationships, share the same bed
if you're really quite shrewd
you can work out her mood-
either lipstick or bruise on my head!
Written by
Nate D.
Categories:
girlfriend-boyfriend
.~69~. /Zodiac.Race/
~69~ /zodiac sign/
There once was a hermit crab named Nate
Who enjoyed the solitude of his hate
Meeting a lovely lady
A sexy Texan, name P.D.
Finding true hate, trying to online date
(Zodiac Sign Contest)
Written by
Vicki Acquah
Categories:
funny, hilarious,
The Clowns For Contest
Once there were clowns in a circus,
Whose clown's knew not of their purpose.
None, laughed at their tricks.
Nor their slaps and kicks;
Because Nuns hate fracas,n ruckus.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, prejudice,
Prejudices Will Not Be Tolerated
Of being prejudiced Clyde was accused,
Leaving his reputation a tad bruised.
"If I'm hateful, so be it,
But I hasten to admit,
I hate pizza with anchovies", he mused!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, health, humorous, science,
The Twist of the Needle
Vaccines are all carefully made
To fight what should make us afraid
Some hate the syringe
And now they should cringe
As hosts the bad germs could invade
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
hair,
A Big Idea - Contest
He wants a big idea that he can share
How about a contest about "hair'
short, curly, long or straight
Your own colour that you hate,
Try dyeing it, show that you have flair.
Penned on May 182015
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
angst,
Clericalism
Little is known when ignorance apparent
yet those that use it as a weapon arrant,
when implanting seeds of hate
with paradoxical bait,
surly to most of us oh so transparent.
© Harry J Horsman 2015
Written by
Chris Matt
Categories:
introspection, life
My Own Worst Enemy
Battled the mirror since the age of eight.
This on going war inside me I hate.
We all act like its a sin.
I have a slim chance to win.
Today the fight starts to lose weight.
**By Chris Matt
**”Me Against Myself Contest.”
**June 28, 2011
Written by
Daljit Khankhana
Categories:
angel, caregiving, faith, friendship,
For What Purpose
Contradictory remark consists of abusive material.
destruction in relations to develop blaming serial.
Love and trust fires hate and jealous for what purpose!
good friend or partner become enemy with anger dose,
relation cracks as earthquake disaster a concrete building.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
abuse, betrayal, bullying, crazy, hate, horror, mental illness,
Life With Trump Xiv
Tarzan could yodel with a beat
A whale can sing melodies sweet
But Donald is mean
His mouthpiece the machine
That disseminates hate with a tweet
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
After Taxes - Pet Hate
After taxes, our money's all spent.
We can't save for our own retirement.
I've got a big axe
to grind! Income tax
isn't paid by our own president!
Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
new york,
The Old Broad Way
They say the neon lights are bright
hate the day but love the night
Dancers flame
Fans acclaim
The show goes on —old broads take flight.
Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
life, lost love,
All the Days We'Re Apart
You think you have killed my heart
Ending everything like my thought
Little do you know
My hate does it show
I feel better all the days we’re apart
Russell Sivey
Entrant into Sidney ~ LeeAnn's "A valentine Limerick~..." contest
1/16/2012
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
funny,
Fisherman's Joy
Fisherman’s Joy
DrJames EMartin
©May, 2013
The fish avoided the bait.
The fisherman was filled with hate.
His patience was thin,
He could simply not win,
Tomorrow he would sleep in late.
Written by
Adam Hapworth
Categories:
funny,
Years First Swing
My white ball resting upon its tee.
I approach it this first time with glee.
Swing the club and, SMACK!
Club head hits my back.
Ball still here? Worms near by hate me!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
food,
Hoss Spital
Whilst the doctors discussed her fate
Her belly inflated with hate
Flat out on a gurney
For one final journey
From hospital food that she ate
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Anoying Buggers
Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
anger, hate, marriage,
Having a Wife
He knew it is trouble having a wife
But being single would be double strife
So he married a lady
Whose character was shady
So sad, as cat and rat, they lived their life!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
love,
A Loving Mate
In this ugly world of mistrust and hate
A redeeming factor is when love resonates
Above all else
Even a lifetime of wealth
Can't compare to the caring of a loving mate
Written by
Joe Maverick
Categories:
absence, abuse, analogy, conflict,
Greater Hate Hath No Man
At a bunker in coastal Ukraine
Filth and death; now sadly do reign
With wide open wounds
Many might well die soon
Yet They've never of covid complained