Limerick Poems About Grasshopper | Grasshopper Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: introspection,

Really Quite Shy

Outwardly I may seem like an outgoing guy
But if the truth be known, I'm really quite shy
It's all a big act
To counteract
The shyness I've had since to a grasshopper I was knee high

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Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun,

Dali Makes a Promise

Dali makes a promise
He won't kiss Giraffe's brace
clock melts bopper
A grasshopper
He chills makes volte-face

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Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Anoying Buggers

Uh grasshopper I hate what you do
My lawn you sit and you chew
My spray called zits
It kills bloody knits
With my slipper I whip your ass to Timbuktu

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Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: beauty, bird, food, humor, humorous,

The Magpie

The Magpie bird sings wonderfully,
Even it can dance nicely.
Once she saw a grasshopper,
Her heart bit was getting louder,
She caught that grasshopper softly.

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Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humorous,

Gourmet Grasshopper

A follow-up to Beryl Edmonds
"A Flying Romance" 02/11/24 


Gourmet Grasshopper

After the spider made lunch of the fly
A curious grasshopper leapt on by
He told the fly with gusto
I really now must go
to dine on my worm and centipede pie!

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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Red Grasshopper of New Zealand

New Zealand’s foaming red grasshopper
took a ride to Rome on a chopper.
Listened to Holly
With wife named Molly
Reminisced about the Big Bopper

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