Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
There Once Was a Pig
There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
education, life, school, wisdom,
Einstein - School of Hard Knocks
We all went to school in the past-
Remember what we learned when asked.
Yet, Einstein's reply
Kiss knowledge goodbye
We're smarter with skills we've amassed!
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
angst, bereavement, dark, death, funeral, goodbye, grief,
The East End, Ends
It's goodbye to mad Frankie Fraser
The East Ends gangster appraiser
So loyal to the Kray's
To his very last day
One the Sixties ultimate erasures
.
Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
humor,
Dracula
Dracula was in a fix
Blood and sweets just do not mix
The dentist had no doubt
The fangs had to come out
Goodbye to vampire’s tricks.
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Author: Paul Callus ~ 13th April 2014
Contest: Be Bram Stoker for a day
Sponsor: Darren Watson
Placing: Honorable Mention
Written by
Eboni Croney
Categories:
boyfriend, break up, conflict, cry, first love, goodbye, teenage,
A Heart Misleaded
Met a guy who seemed perfect to me
For a period in time my heart could not see
He talked although his true feelings were not told
Every word of his turned into one that was cold
My heart could not take it so I set him free
Written by
Dustin Craig
Categories:
confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,
Mediocre Man
There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
goodbye, humor,
A Man and His Chair
His favorite chair had a broken spring
He was quite fond of the ugly old thing
But his brand new beau
Said ” this thing must go!"
And that was the end of their short lived fling
Written by
Diane Lefebvre
Categories:
farewell, goodbye, humor, nonsense,
Tick Tac Mac
There was a young man we'll call Mac,
who loved to suck on a tic tac.
But one choked him today.
What a price he did pay
and he'll never, ever be back.
Written by
Gary Wayne Hill
Categories:
funny,
I Knew a Man
I knew a man from Kent, so did I
Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try
One day while in Dover
He tripped and fell over
And was last seen kissing his own ass goodbye
Written by
Thabang Ngoma
Categories:
future, science fiction,
Evolution of the Machine
How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world
Written by
Jeffry Cohan
Categories:
angst, health,
Free Cee One Or Two of the Six People Who Will Read This Might Find It Humorous
WAVE THE WAVES GOODBYE
there once was a beach in beleze
upon which a girl begged me "please"
so i put my hand
where nature had planned
and that's how i got this disease
(c) copy write PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~
Written by
Thane Kerric
Categories:
abuse, addiction, loss, today, drug,
What Has Happened To Our Shows
Alcohol, drugs, and lies
some of them die
slaves to the stage
fans filled with rage
our favorites just say goodbye
Written by
James Ph. Kotsybar
Categories:
science
Wave Goodbye
An electron, so perfectly round
it could spin without wobble or sound,
was measured carefully
at fixed velocity,
but its position couldn’t be found.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
goodbye, spoken word,
Lucifer, Vamoose, Sir
The old Devil, his name is Lucifer
When I see him, I tell him, 'Vamoose, Sir' --
The Devil grins his sly smile
Pleads, 'Let me stay for a while' --
I chase him away with an ethnic slur
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
goodbye, leaving, love, marriage, relationship, romance, wedding,
Ciao Time
I wanted to tell you goodbye
But knew you would want to know why
When all said and done
You were lots of fun
But I'll wed when elephants fly!
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny, people
Look At Me, No Honestly - Look At Me
There once was a person I knew
Whose ego just grew and grew
It came to the stage
That I just turned to the next page
Goodbye, your just so full of poo
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
inspiration,
Inspired Each Day
Inspired each day I'm alive on this sphere
Try to be the best I can be, always sincere
Live by the code
A true loving mode
Say goodbye to prejudice, eliminate fear
Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
nonsense, political,
Goodbye Fidel
You had a helluva ride
a bit on the stubborn side
‘course over here
our worst fear
is to surrender pride
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Bonzai
Does the word scrotum bring a tear to your eye
As a boy were you ever hit there, said goodbye
Gave away your Pokemon cards
Ran out on the boulevard
Then a filly grabbed it, changed your mind on the fly
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
care, cheer up, childhood, goodbye, mother, mum, my child,
Mama Dont Go
Her byes on happiness deracinate
feelings of protection evaporate
emotions, woeful
lack of hope, scornful
deep mourn for love to rehabilitate
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
baseball,
Wait Till Next Year
Wait till next year is a common baseball cry
Disappointment abounds, as the fans say goodbye
Not every year's a winner
This one was even grimmer
Maybe next year we won't need another alibi
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
friend, funny,
Andy's Limerick
My buddy Andy is a real cool guy
He takes his paraglider out to fly
With photos he's a wiz
Andyland's his biz
To meat without scales he's said goodbye!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
mental illness,
Never Ever Land
A lady who looked like she'd die
Just knocked on our door to say, "Hi!"
She wanted to cry
But did not know why
Then left without saying goodbye
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
poems,
Goodbye John
GOODBYE JOHN ^WW^
Now that our best friend has flown with his warrior
Wings far and high, we are certain a celestial courier,
Will send our thoughts prayers and poems,
Directly to him so that he’ll always know,
That he’s missed, RIP Dear John, sure you’re in euphoria!
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
abuse, goodbye, leadership, leaving,
Note To Trump
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You snuck into our House as a fraud,
ran amok through our values rough shod
and made 'witch hunts' the sitch,
because YOU ARE A WITCH.
But now, you've been evicted, THANK GOD!
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11/25/2020