Limerick Poems About Goodbye | Goodbye Limerick Poems
Written by Sharon Smith
Categories: animals, children, funny,

There Once Was a Pig

There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!


Written by Sandra Haight
Categories: education, life, school, wisdom,

Einstein - School of Hard Knocks

We all went to school in the past- Remember what we learned when asked. Yet, Einstein's reply Kiss knowledge goodbye We're smarter with skills we've amassed!



Written by James Fraser
Categories: angst, bereavement, dark, death, funeral, goodbye, grief,

The East End, Ends

It's goodbye to mad Frankie Fraser The East Ends gangster appraiser So loyal to the Kray's To his very last day One the Sixties ultimate erasures .


Written by Paul Callus
Categories: humor,

Dracula

Dracula was in a fix
Blood and sweets just do not mix
The dentist had no doubt
The fangs had to come out
Goodbye to vampire’s tricks.


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Author: Paul Callus ~ 13th April 2014
Contest: Be Bram Stoker for a day
Sponsor: Darren Watson
Placing: Honorable Mention


Written by Eboni Croney
Categories: boyfriend, break up, conflict, cry, first love, goodbye, teenage,

A Heart Misleaded

Met a guy who seemed perfect to me
For a period in time my heart could not see
He talked although his true feelings were not told
Every word of his turned into one that was cold
My heart could not take it so I set him free



Written by Dustin Craig
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster


Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: goodbye, humor,

A Man and His Chair

His favorite chair had a broken spring
He was quite fond of the ugly old thing
But his brand new beau
Said ” this thing must go!"
And that was the end of their short lived fling


Written by Diane Lefebvre
Categories: farewell, goodbye, humor, nonsense,

Tick Tac Mac

There was a young man we'll call Mac, who loved to suck on a tic tac. But one choked him today. What a price he did pay and he'll never, ever be back.


Written by Gary Wayne Hill
Categories: funny,

I Knew a Man

I knew a man from Kent, so did I Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try One day while in Dover He tripped and fell over And was last seen kissing his own ass goodbye


Written by Thabang Ngoma
Categories: future, science fiction,

Evolution of the Machine

How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world


Written by Jeffry Cohan
Categories: angst, health,

Free Cee One Or Two of the Six People Who Will Read This Might Find It Humorous

WAVE THE WAVES GOODBYE
there once was a beach in beleze
upon which a girl begged me "please"
so i put my hand
where nature had planned
and that's how i got this disease
  (c) copy write PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~


Written by Thane Kerric
Categories: abuse, addiction, loss, today, drug,

What Has Happened To Our Shows

Alcohol, drugs, and lies
   some of them die
   slaves to the stage
   fans filled with rage
   our favorites just say goodbye


Written by James Ph. Kotsybar
Categories: science

Wave Goodbye

An electron, so perfectly round
it could spin without wobble or sound,
was measured carefully
at  fixed velocity,
but its position couldn’t be found.


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: goodbye, spoken word,

Lucifer, Vamoose, Sir

The old Devil, his name is Lucifer
When I see him, I tell him, 'Vamoose, Sir' --
  The Devil grins his sly smile
  Pleads, 'Let me stay for a while' --
I chase him away with an ethnic slur


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: goodbye, leaving, love, marriage, relationship, romance, wedding,

Ciao Time

I wanted to tell you goodbye
But knew you would want to know why
When all said and done
You were lots of fun
But I'll wed when elephants fly!


Written by James Fraser
Categories: funny, people

Look At Me, No Honestly - Look At Me

There once was a person I knew Whose ego just grew and grew It came to the stage That I just turned to the next page Goodbye, your just so full of poo http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: inspiration,

Inspired Each Day

Inspired each day I'm alive on this sphere Try to be the best I can be, always sincere Live by the code A true loving mode Say goodbye to prejudice, eliminate fear


Written by Lim'Rik Flats
Categories: nonsense, political,

Goodbye Fidel

You had a helluva ride
a bit on the stubborn side
‘course over here
our worst fear
is to surrender pride


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous,

Bonzai

Does the word scrotum bring a tear to your eye As a boy were you ever hit there, said goodbye Gave away your Pokemon cards Ran out on the boulevard Then a filly grabbed it, changed your mind on the fly


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: care, cheer up, childhood, goodbye, mother, mum, my child,

Mama Dont Go

Her byes on happiness deracinate
feelings of protection evaporate
emotions, woeful
lack of hope, scornful
deep mourn for love to rehabilitate


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: baseball,

Wait Till Next Year

Wait till next year is a common baseball cry Disappointment abounds, as the fans say goodbye Not every year's a winner This one was even grimmer Maybe next year we won't need another alibi


Written by Michelle Faulkner
Categories: friend, funny,

Andy's Limerick

My buddy Andy is a real cool guy
He takes his paraglider out to fly
With photos he's a wiz
Andyland's his biz
To meat without scales he's said goodbye!


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: mental illness,

Never Ever Land

A lady who looked like she'd die
Just knocked on our door to say, "Hi!"
She wanted to cry
But did not know why
Then left without saying goodbye


Written by Jennifer Proxenos
Categories: poems,

Goodbye John

GOODBYE JOHN ^WW^

Now that our best friend has flown with his warrior
Wings far and high, we are certain a celestial courier,
Will send our thoughts prayers and poems,
Directly to him so that he’ll always know,
That he’s missed, RIP Dear John, sure you’re in euphoria!


Written by Lycia Harding
Categories: abuse, goodbye, leadership, leaving,

Note To Trump

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You snuck into our House as a fraud,
ran amok through our values rough shod

and made 'witch hunts' the sitch,
because YOU ARE A WITCH.

But now, you've been evicted, THANK GOD!

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11/25/2020