Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,
I Am Christian
My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
food, technology, time,
Fast Food Kitchen
When at home its often fast food I crave,
might even be leftovers that I saved,
always in a race,
open and shut case,
thank God for my nuke everything microwave!
12-20-16
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humor, insect,
Veto the Mosquito Wbm
When God made the beasts, in days of old
It seems He lacked quality control
That surely would veto
The cursed mosquito
And preclude all that itching untold
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
environment,
Total Control
Digital identification
We are puppets of their creation
Such is the twilight zone
Everyone on their phone
Becoming the slaves of each nation.
This poem written by a historic
Thankful to God to have lived
In another generation.
‘Long Live Rock‘n’Roll.’
© Harry J Horsman 2022
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
religion,
Update
I thank you for sharing your views
On Christians, Islamics, and Jews
Who love the same god
Like Apple's iPod
Divinely designed to confuse
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture,
Straight Flush
Humanity so loved the poppy
That it made a chemical copy
But God knows what we need
And it isn't more weed
Which seems to make everyone sloppy!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
god, hockey, humor, sports,
march 17 hockey holy trinity
They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
death, humorous,
Waiting For God: Oh
At my breakfast table, a ghost
Has just opened all of my post
What’s his caper
That’s my paper
He’s now got his teeth in my toast
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting, words,
Featherless Angels
How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Sitting There Saying a Prayer
Sitting There Saying a Prayer
While I had been sitting there,
Started suddenly to say a prayer,
When I would,
And also could;
God is always with many to spare.
Jim Horn
Getting a head start for Sunday.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
religion,
Proof There Is a God
A priest made the sign of a cross
Then knelt to pray to his boss
A pigeon flew by
And baptised the guy
To prove prayers do not gather moss
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Sinner Or An Offender
Sinner Or an Offender
Even if a sinner or an offender,
True love is sure to be tender;
Never avoid,
And enjoyed;
God is great with His splendor.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
God Break Me From My Ridgid Stance
God Break Me from My Ridgid Stance
God break me from my ridged stance;
Chance allowing me to escape trance,
I had been in,
Again and again,
And enlightened when You enhance.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
analogy,
Road of God Seems So Long
My God your road seems so long;
What I did do is sing Him a song;
Sins confess;
He will bless;
In Your arms know that I belong.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
God Created Things With Wings
God Created Things With Wings
God had created things with wings,
And the best out of us always brings;
Like a lamb,
Happy am,
When we will hear a bird that sings.
Jim Horn
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
health, usa,
Ama Anthem
American doctors all suck
We're in it to make a fast buck
Your meds cost a bunch
So eat pills for lunch
And pray God has blessed you with luck!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political, religious,
Lame Blame Game
Trump orders everyone to church
Or Governors will get the birch
Americans will pay
On Memorial Day
With God to blame, Trump ends his search
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
religion,
Seminiferous Seminary
A virgin out searching for God
Discovered that God was a fraud!
How can peace endure
Or girls remain pure
When males come equipped with a prod?
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
blue, love, red, sweet, together, uplifting, valentines day,
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
My Most Fabulious Friend
My Most Fabulous Friend
Found you to be my most fabulous friend;
Profound poem prepared and shall send;
And what my fate,
Is you to motivate;
God is great and know never has an end.
Jim Horn
For Akkina.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
relationship,
Eventide
When God was a burning bush
He happened to see Eve's tush
Butt wise to his games
Eve peed on the flames
And disappeared in a whoosh!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Way To Success God Had Shone
Way To Success God Had Shone
Instead of being bare to the bone,
And also by myself and left alone;
Bothered being;
Not worth seeing;
Wish way to success God had shone.
Jim Horn
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Three Who We Love and Laud
Three Who We Love and Laud
There are three we do love and laud;
Spirit with Son whose father is God;
Together all our sins they have shod.
Jim Horn
Do you disagree with any of this?
Or maybe a point I might miss;
Never found,
Or around,
That appeared to look ludicrous.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
health, humor,
Put In Putamen
The RN said he had to cough
In time with Rimsky-Korsakov
When God asked her why
She said, "My, oh my!
Don't you know he's Ben Joaquinov?"
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
In Prayer Will Plead
In Prayer Will Plead
In prayer to God will always plead,
Meet my requirements and do need;
Never boast;
Enjoy coast;
Help me to overcome all my greed.
Jim Horn