Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
fun, humor,
On the Isle of Man lives a Ninja girl
Daring in her act, makes your toesies curl
She has a pretty face
And sips her tea with grace
Be not taken in – she’s no fragile pearl.
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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
girlfriend-boyfriend
Rock Girl
You are scissors, and all you can do
is to cut all those paper hearts through.
But I’ve hardened my heart
and before you can start
to destroy me, I’m going to SMASH you!
(Gosh, PD, they won't even permit the ~sign in the title!)
Poem Details | by
Niketa Mckenzie |
Categories:
funny, lost love, love,
Their once was a girl in love
She knew he was sent from above
They danced, they sing they did everthing
But then he deflated in the tub
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
friendship, happiness,
Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE:
to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D.
Those born this day SEVEN
have blessings of Heaven
in wit, charm and poetry!
Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD:
You three guys are tops with me!
Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
funny,
**REAL CEREAL TRIX**
This girl Rio's, packed lunch in a cereal bowl
Her language almost sounds like espanol
Adding chocolate chunks to her munch
Funny how she ate, cinnamon toast crunch
The real TRIX is to add corn, in anything, NIKKO!
hahha kidding!
dedicated to RIO~aka NIKKO
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
funny,
A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't be known as, Sue Ridge.
Poem Details | by
Robert Johnson |
Categories:
fun,
A sweet little girl named Alex.
Always put words in italics.
Plain print wouldn't do.
So when she was through.
They were known as Alex Italics.
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
friendship, sad
There’s a peach of a girl named P.D.
Who is a friend of both you and me
She’s gone away
I already miss her today
Her kind words and Queen Slam poetry
*If you find another sad limerick let me know*
Poem Details | by
James Marshall Goff |
Categories:
funny
with one foot short I was hamper’d
believin' my life was 'ncumber’d
when quite by surprise
'peared a girl with cross-eyes
and proclaim’d I was doctor order’d!
01/18/11
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Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
humor,
Deb an Aussie girl swears by vegemite
Now personally I don't think she's right
She's got in her head
It's the only spread
But for me nothing on earth beats MARMITE
Written 3rd January 2022
Dedicated to Deb.
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
funny,
There was a young blonde from Stroud
Whose hair made her stand out in a crowd
Til my nail caught in a curl
I declare this ain't no girl
her trousers were standing out proud
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
girlfriend,
I still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all night...
for the Baggage contest
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
dance, green, humorous,
There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.
9/18/18
(Colleen - an Irish girl)
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
inspirational,
The British sky is seldom blue
And love divine is seldom true
But come on, girl!
Give life a whirl
There'll never be another you!
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
adventure, boy, crush, girl, humor, romantic, youth,
He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
It wasn’t just fun
He was on the run
A hostage date was --quite clever
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
daffodils,
The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with flaws here and there
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
confusion, friend, horse,
I knew a filly, thought she was bovine
Whenever she talked, out came this line
‘I am man’s best friend’
This girl would deadpan
'He drinks my milk ~ He is udderly fine'
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
giggle, girl, grandfather,
At one-hundred grandpa dreams of a fling
Scoring the streets for a saucy young thing
He's mastered a line
That works every time
'Come to my playground, and learn how to swing!'
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
growing up, woman,
Jane was the fastest girl in her small town
By age sixteen she'd been passed all around
Jane went dancing one night
Drank way too much, got tight
Woke up next morn ~ a woman of renown
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
freedom,
She rises, my little girl, a small crown
Of blooms, purple jumper, and white blouseDown
Town, she holds a yellow, blue
Flag on broom stick and walks through
Stepping on toy tanks she found all around.
3/5/2022
Poem Details | by
Denis Bruce |
Categories:
birth,
I was a young girl from New York
And I plugged my hole with a cork
A young boy plied me with beer
The cork it did pop
My knickers did drop
And that is why you are here
(Thanks to my fondness for pork)
Poem Details | by
Mc Mc |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a girl named Lilly
who often liked to be silly
she put a spoon upon her nose
then she wrote a bit o' prose
and called it mexican chilly !
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it
Just not clean enough for contests---lol
Poem Details | by
Mohamed Omar |
Categories:
funny,
There was a girl, of I thought
I loved her so much, a ring I bought
Thinking of happy marriage
To propose I summed up all my courage
Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to tie the knot.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
football, fun, games, silly, soccer, sports, woman,
A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!