Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
animal, farm, funny,
Rear View Air
As soon as we got to the county fair
The country odor got through my nose hair
Coz above some milk pails
We encountered cow tails
Which filled our senses with their dairy-air
Written by
Judith Angell Meyer
Categories:
funny, imagination, song-
His Funeral
That he planned his funeral is factual
And being a prankster quite actual
He prerecorded his voice
So when we kneeled on the joist
He said, "Hi there! Don't I look natural."
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Gimme a Brake
A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
It didn't take long
to decide what was wrong
seems the space ship was made by Toyota!
Written by
Jesse Rowe
Categories:
bird, food, funny,
Fatso
They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.
8.31.18
Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Zoo Limerick
A struggle ensued at the zoo
when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.
Leo tried to attack,
but Jack fired right back:
"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"
For Geraldine Taylor's The Creative Collective Anthology Series - Comic Version
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny
A "brush" With Horror
Forget to brush; must maintain that gleam
Run to sink, grab a tube, no light stream
Such an odd taste in my mouth
Quickly I must spit it out
Oh, dear Lord, it’s Dad’s hemorrhoid cream!
(Sadly, a true story)
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
The Foreign Diplomat
While campaigning among South American civilians
he got news of the death of three Brazilians
He said he was vexed
then he asked quite perplexed
just how many is a brazillion?
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
funny, humorous,
The Adventures of Jim the Trim-At the Beach
On this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay
KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, pets,
Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!
A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
04/30/23
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, wedding
Runaway Train
An outdoor wedding, no sign of rain
The bride’s gown had a 10-foot train
Crossing the lawn to her bequeathed
Fido snatched the train in his teeth
And Pop watched eight grand go down the drain
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
butterfly, funny love,
Blushing Butterflies
Butterflies have the quietest wings
Defying the weight of their flutterings
Your red face has shown
What you did not want known
Your fight to keep them from escaping
10.02.2019
Writing Challenge, October - Butterfly -
Sponsor, Dear heart - Wiishkobi Ode
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fun, tribute, writing,
A Very Cunning Ham
There is a very cunning ham named Tom
Pens side-splitting limericks with aplomb
When Soupers are down
Tom removes their frowns
And their funny bones explode like a bomb
We love you, Tom!
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
crush, desire, funny, humor, ireland, sound, voice,
Irish Accents and Caps
Irish accents quake my female southland.
Males 'neath Newsboy Caps stimulate dreamland.
Irish yearns may want touch,
Did not seek to feel such.
Ireland trips could stimulate mate's backhand.
Written by
Thvia Shetley
Categories:
funeral, funny, sports,
A Golf Limerick
While a man was golfing in Fife
a funeral cortege was arife,
his head bowed in prayer
at this somber affair
to pay last respects to his wife!
Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
adventure, caregiving, celebration, confusion, desire, feelings, funny, humor, identity, life, october,
Sweet and Salty -Libra Tale
LIBRA TALE
Sweet and Sour hectic sign
Love me, trust me, the stars align
Balance of truth and dare
Good and Evil, full of care
Blind when it comes to blood line
:) PD
Written by
Nandita Das
Categories:
funny, math, nonsense,
Just Doesn'T Add Up
Pythagoras once fell off a ladder
And landed on a venomous adder
This adder couldn't add
Calculus made it sad
Algebra and theorems made it madder.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october, silly,
witch bakery
there once was an old witch whose pies
were unique in flavor and size
she delighted her covens
when she opened her ovens
with dozens of old crusty guys.
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Bad News
When the Doctors exam was through
he said I got good news and bad news its true
You've chosen the worst
to hear about first
they're gonna name this disease after you!
Written by
Niketa Mckenzie
Categories:
funny, lost love, love,
One Night Stand
Their once was a girl in love
She knew he was sent from above
They danced, they sing they did everthing
But then he deflated in the tub
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
friend, funny,
And She's Not Bad Lookin Either
Her Soup name we know as PD
Her REAL name is Linda you see
And Irma as well
Trevino! I yell
From my rooftop...Can’t hear me? (Poor me)
For a very special and loyal friend...
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
jealousy,
Wood Envy
Have I jealousy of my dear mate?
I don’t think I have any, but wait!
I sure wish I could pee
in the wood near a tree
like my husband does, standing up straight!
For Line Gauthier's Funny Limerick Contest
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,
Don'T Disturb the Hive
Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap
Try to stay on your running feet
Honey in the hive
The bees are alive
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, imagination, introspection, life, nature
Just Desserts For Unfaithful
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Any pretty woman turned his head
He liked them all so it is said
Then one day to his surprise
They no longer caught his eye
His sexual desire totally died
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
The Sneaky Ninja Wannabe
There once was a ninja named Dwight
who sneaked in my bedroom one night.
Bumping into my bed,
when he saw me, he said,
"I'd do better in here with some light!"
For the 'ALL YOURS (Jun 19)' Poetry Contest of Brian Strand
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny
Sports Limerick
There once was an Olympic swimmer
Who accidently ate Viagra for dinner
His Speedo grew tight
He was awarded that night
A gold medal as the pole-vault winner