Limerick Poems About Flounder | Flounder Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: marriage,

Crumbs On the Counter

Man and wife are at opposite ends of the scale
When it comes agreeing on what's important in life, we fail
Obsessed with crumbs on the counter
Berates him till into a battle they flounder
Life's too short to worry about crumbs for peace to prevail

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Beckon and Dead Reckon

Beckon and Dead Reckon 

I hear quaint calls that do beckon;
Determine direction must dead recon,
To find out angle where coming from;
Catch flounder, dolphin and some drum,
And need right equipment for detecting.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: confusion,

Aliens

What's the consensus bout the existence of aliens
My take on the subject is their all homo sapiens
Dressed in white sheets
With enormous big feet
Smelling like skunks and flounder simultaneous

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Poem Details | by Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories: fish, fishing, funny,

Limerick

there was an old flounder named May
who lived in the Chesapeake Bay
each day was a test
and he considered himself blessed
if he survived being made catch of the day

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sad,

My Mood

My mood is down for obvious reasons
Trying to stay strong but anxiety increases
With each passing hour
More and more I flounder
When will it end, my concern for her deepens

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: emotions,

Bizarre

Holy crapola, depends on who we are
Some grab the brass ring and swing from a star
Others flounder about
Dribble from the mouth
But at the very least, life's still quite bizarre

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