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Written by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: love

Words Unspoken

He held my hand, not one word was spoken

Then a ring he offered as a token

     He could not ask for marriage

     For fear I might disparage

His eyes conveyed sentiments unspoken




* Entry for Adeleke's "Unspeakable Love" contest

Written by Tim Ryerson
Categories: funny,

Bottoms Up

I just hit rock bottom I fear
The landing sure tore up my rear
A BADLY bruised butt
But hey, ya know what?
I'm starting to LIKE it down here

Written by Tim Smith
Categories: nonsense,

My Fears

Claustrophobia no,not afraid of close quarters
Love sharks and crocks and all in the waters
There's one thing I fear
So listen up here
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia non-supporters





*****Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of big words****

Written by Tim Smith
Categories: humorous,

Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Limerick Contest

(Un)Happy Hour

Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed 
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer

Written by Funom Makama
Categories: bible, blessing, business, life, success, surreal,

Blessing Time

Gone is the time to fear any omen
bubbling like a city of fine women
fate never assumes
as bad luck so fumes
the hour has come as life says amen.

Written by Tim Ryerson
Categories: friendship, funny

The Flight of the Moonbee

(Hey, Moonbee! Wait up!...)

You're visiting friends on Titan I hear?
My starship's broke down (In the shop I fear)
Wow...SATURN'S a long FLIGHT
Hitch a ride? Well ALRIGHT!
Could you drop me off at the moon, my dear?

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: halloween, humorous, parody,

Walking Dead On Halloween

On Halloween night, the walking dead clones
Shuffle around with mumbled grunts and groans
But have no fear
When they come near
They would rather die, than turn off their phones!

Written by Line Gauthier
Categories: anxiety, evil, fear, tree, word play,

Eyes of Madness

I’ve seen the evil eyes of madness
Psychotic and vicious as can be
I thought to run
I thought to hide
Fearing for my safety climbed a tree



posted on February 13, 2019

AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Written by Valsa George
Categories: death, evil, fear,

Banshee

Still, I have a severe fright for banshee
Once I felt, I saw her under a tree
It made my poor brain sizzle
And on bed, made me drizzle.
At night, hearing a shriek, I had to flee.

Written by Eve Roper
Categories: scary,

Frozen in Fear

Twas exhausted night before Thanksgiving, 
after few eggnog Whiskeys, relieving
Awful chilling and spooky, 
Boo-hoo, the turkey soupy, 
Homegrown, fear fill eyes were unforgiving.

Written by Tim Ryerson
Categories: funny,

I Fear That Pinocchio -

Confessed to creator Geppetto
"Got a fetish, I think you should know
Often I fiddle
‘Round with my middle
Take a look-see how THAT baby grows!"

Sumitted for: Roy Jerden's contest

Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: health, humor,

Flushed

It’s time for my next colonoscopy
Oh, how I dread the cost to me.
Must I drink all that stuff?
Wouldn’t a pint be enough?
I fear my insides may be lost to me.

Written by Vince Suzadail Jr.
Categories: funny,

Beer

A glass of milk is something I fear
Please do not pour me a glass my dear
You'll be mad as a skunk
When I'm coming home drunk
But to tell you the truth I like beer.

Written by Lycia Harding
Categories: adventure, courage, fear, growth, life,

Courage - Limerick

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of
 fear -- not absence of fear." - Mark Twain 


A courageous old knight found that there'd
still come times when anxiety flared
but he'd learned through the years
that to conquer one's fears,
one must not be afraid to be scared

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: age, birth, birthday, celebration, humorous,

Leap Year Birthday

Leap year babes party every fourth year
When their birthday arrives they can cheer
But on a positive note
It would surely get MY vote
Getting old is something they won’t fear!

15th September 2016

Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor, insect,

Hived

There was a beekeeper named Jives
Who found a rash on his thighs.
The doctor said be at peace,
Nothing to fear in the least.
You simply have too many hives.

Written by Drjim Martin
Categories: funny,

Nervous Bride

Nervous Bride
DrJames EMartin
©May, 2013


Her wedding day was drawing near.
She tried to hide her fear.
The more she tried,
The more she cried.
Would anxiety ever disappear?

Written by Ralph Sergi
Categories: humorous,

Courage

Courage

There once was a man who was fearless
Confronting a fear he could care less
His courage was there
Like Samson with hair
Except on his head he was hairless

Courage-Andrea Dietrich Contest
July 4, 2015

Written by John Williams
Categories: children, funny,

Flying Reindeer

A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.

Written by Abe Lopez
Categories: animals

Fear the Monkey

Once upon a time in a zoo,
a monkey leaped and yelled BOO!
In a fright, I fell down
now I'm leaving with a frown...
I'm wondering who entertains who?

Written by Jack Clark
Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Hold This

Caesar to Brutus (in strife):
“I fear you’ve taken my Life …”
-	I thought you meant
-	It would be lent,
When you said: “Here … hold my knife”

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous,

Light and Hope Limerick

Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT
With HOPE of a wild sex filled night
But the tone of his wife
Made him fear for his life
Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight

L & H Contest – Sponsor Catie Lindsey
05~21~15

Written by Kim Merryman
Categories: fear, funny,

I Don'T Like Spiders

Spiders and I have a deal,
They don't come near me and I won't squeal.
But sometimes they forget,
Then I get upset,
And I squeal cause they broke our deal!


8/2/13

Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: car, humor, husband, love, wife,

The Awwwsome Driving Lesson

The neighbors were running in fear
As into front room car did steer
What fate had approved
His words soon removed
Your parking’s improving my dear