Limerick Poems About Farewell | Farewell Limerick Poems

The Time Has Come

Think it's about time to call it a day
Brain doesn't function in the same old way
Effect of my seizures
Good wishes my readers
It's been a magical ten years, so farewell I say

oh for a second departure

Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone 
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles

Five Happy Years

Joined The Soup back in two thousand twelve
My happiest five years, it's where good friends dwell
Some come and go
Sure miss them so
Sometimes return coz they find it a hard farewell

Farewell

My dabble in limericks is finally done
I'm sorry to say that this is the last one
The master is back
His name is sir Jack
So kick off your shoes we're about to have fun

Tick Tac Mac

There was a young man we'll call Mac,
who loved to suck on a tic tac.
But one choked him today.
What a price he did pay
and he'll never, ever be back.

drop in traveler

i once knew a girl named sloot

who liked to travel by chute

dropping into a town

she would leave with a frown

due to the awful commute.

An Expansion of a Question

A modicum of triumph.
A moment of no regret.
Is followed in sadness,
And bitter loose ends.
When you don't know whats wrong or whats right.
Why do we even fight? 
The weight of the world is oppressing and vile
Its takes a great deal just to make me smile.

Overstayed My Welcome

Nearing the end here, don't think it'll be long
My time is short may have sung my last song
Met some very sweet peeps
Love you guys heaps
Overstayed my welcome soon be moseying on

Limerick

There was a lady named Cass
Who on her deathbed passed gas
Respecting the dead
All stayed close to the bed
Hoping it would be her last

No One Nyukked

There was a poet whose limericks sucked
He tried to be funny, but no one nyukked
   At first he was sad
   But then he got mad
This is his last limerick --- just your luck!

bye bye bye corona

a virus named joe and his dad

were riding on back of a lad

when split into two

they fell in his shoe

farewell son a charcoal footpad.

150 Calories An Hour

Got some amazing news, the best news of all
Burn 150 cals an hour smashing your head on a wall
But not recommended
If survival is intended
Could wind up attracting relatives for a final farewell

Biden Won

There was a man named Donald Trump
Votes counted - he went into a slump
Election swore he’d lost
No matter what it cost
Afterall, Biden wasn’t such a chump







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November 19, 2020

Dear Spaniel Daniel

He left us and chased after rainbow and dove
And found his soul mate in the hills up above
Did we know the real Daniel
Our beloved cocker spaniel?
Farewell, our dear heart, adieu our true love

2/27/23

Sprinkles

The King lashed his horse with the rein
And galloped up front in the rain
When he lifted his sword
It was, 'Farewell my Lord'
For that was the end of his reign

Bluebeard - Inauguration

Did you know?  Did you see?  Did you hear?
Did you think?  Did you hope?  Did you sneer?
For today is the day
that Bluebeard goes away!
Bid adieu to his mountainous rear!

Sue's Curlicue

There once was a cute little girl named Sue
Smack dab down her forehead, a curlicue
   She so much wanted straight hair
   She planted an iron there
Now, instead of hair, she's got barbeque

John John

John John is my buddy, special as hell
And to think I was considering saying farewell
He never lets me down
Shoos away my frowns
A special buddy for sure, unparalleled

Zona Is Calling

Arizona is calling John John, time to mount your horse
Sure your bags are already packed, no need to be forced
Do you know that many
Are wallowing in envy
If you take me along, I'll worship you on all fours

Charlie, the Tuna

There once was an unusual tuna
Charlie dreamed of sailing to the luna
   Bought a huge water balloon
   But along came a typhoon
Farewell Charlie, wannabe Kahuna

My Motel

My weight is still plummeting, I'm happy as hell
Wasting away, to my fatness I say farewell
But it's the chance I take
For goodness sake
Young fillies will be bugging me for a night at my motel

Wave of Fantasy

The wave of fantasy - enswathing heat, 
Enigmatic, electric, bittersweet -
Ebbs then flows fast, 
Not meant to last -
Waves wistful farewell till next time we meet

February 6, 2023

~ Mrand MrsObsolete ~


A picker of pockets used to get cash
Now just credit cards, and never a stash
   Shed a tear for old pickers
   They're dying off quicker
Than bearded ladies without a moustache

Farewell to that playboy named Hugh,
Whose magazine enterprise grew—
He published gloss shots
Of naked sexpots,
Though men read the articles through.

Searching for a buried treasure in my dresser
Looking for undies that ain't fresh, just fresher  
Chances of fresh
No hope, my guess
It's overrated, but keep small animals at bay, however