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Written by Lindsay Laurie
Categories: education,

Problem Solving

What can two hydrogen; one oxygen be,
here’s a really good hint, it makes up the sea.
so now we should know,
water is H2O.
Now let us work this out; what is K9P?

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Sex Education For Kids

A day at the zoo can be tough
As animals tend to play rough
So mom said, "Whoa!
Its time to go!"
When bull elephants did some stuff

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: books, education, humorous, word play,

A Scholars Demise

There once was a man, a scholar became
He had a great many books to his name
They fell on his head
And then he was dead
They said, "He only had his shelf to blame"

Written by Bartholomew Williams
Categories: books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,

Learning - a Good Investment

A lazy student known as Burt, 
To parents and teachers was curt.
        With little knowledge,
        Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!


12/22/18

Written by Sandra Haight
Categories: education, life, school, wisdom,

Einstein - School of Hard Knocks


We all went to school in the past-
Remember what we learned when asked.
Yet, Einstein's reply
Kiss knowledge goodbye
We're smarter with skills we've amassed!

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, childhood, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, peace, people, uplifting, visionary,

You Stink

<                            Once came along a super ninja
                              Dagger Nunchucks Gi sword Wala
                              Hiding in the sewer
                              Got covered with manure
                              Fear not his weapons but hands haha

Written by Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories: childhood, education, funny, teen,

Job Interview

There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: education, life, native american, nature

Indian Giver of Life

.
The Indian Healer gathered willow
Dried medicinal bark like dried tallow
When fever came to the camp
Small dose when with fever damp
Relieves many of tribe from the deathblow

Written by Earl Schumacker
Categories: crazy, education, fun, society,

Gun Control

Gun Control

There once was a boy called Bum

Who shaped his finger in school like a gun

They told him he failed

Threw him in jail

His education is over and done

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,

teachers pet

my math teachers fav'rite cat

likes to wear a baseball hat

when the class stares it down

it will hiss with a frown

red sox man are where its at.

Written by Val Jennings
Categories: appreciation, blessing, brother, character, education, inspirational, prison,

Oh Brother

I once had a brother in prison.
He knew what in life he was missin"
So he spent out his days
in profitable ways
and learned because he could listen.

Written by Nyonglema Pisoh
Categories: education, future, irony, satire, youth,

Protection

Oh how awesome a condom, marvelous invention!
Stopping them from this direction and the other direction
But the risk when it bursts
More than just being bust
Is a disease riddled infant who'll need your protection

(c) Nyongelma

Written by Vee Bdosa
Categories: angel, creation, education, muse, truth,

The Rightman

THE RIGHTMAN
i'LL not apologize for being white, 
nor being male, nor being right 
The world is how we've made it be 
enjoyed by all, for all to see, 
and made by male and right and white.
© Vee Bdosa

Written by Robert A. Dufresne
Categories: education,

A Prophet : Defining the Term

A Prophet is not one who can predict future acts.
He’s given the grace to see and relate the facts.
To those who are blind, 
he appears most unkind,
And is susceptible to all kinds of attacks.

Written by Daljit Khankhana
Categories: caregiving, christmas, cowboy-western, education,

Belief

GOD: the goodness of determination,
a standard for better living creation.
to differentiate a civil or wild nation,
for smoothness a better flow no tension,
only patience, belief, trust asks to confirm.

Written by John Monteblanco
Categories: education, passion

Career Dreams

I always wanted to be a baseball player for the New York Mets
But I never wanted to try my best so I just looked like a hopeless stem
One day I'll show them all
I'ma be the only one standing tall
As for the dreams that can be obtained right now, I'm going full force at them.

Written by Jeremy Henderson
Categories: education

Education

it seems like i study alot
and history most have forgot
if we never learn
our planet will burn
educationour only shot

Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: education, funny, people, philosophy, satire, thank you,

The Standard of the High Life

The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap

Written by Black Eyed Susan
Categories: education, girlfriend-boyfriend, people,

Sick Trick

You complained, “Don’t come over today -
My throat’s sore, I’m tired, and achy.”
So why are you nude,
In bed with some dude?
If you’re going to lie, pull down the shades!

Written by Quentin Ehlinger
Categories: education,

Acknowledge

We all acknowledge that college
Is a font of much good knowledge
But we should also acknowledge
That there is much good knowledge
Way out and away from college

Written by Robb A. Kopp
Categories: education

Hope In Tomorrow

Today I tried and fell astray
With students I tried to convey 
With my Kids I pleaded
A degree is needed
Tomorrow is another day

Written by Komal Walimbe
Categories: addiction, books, education, funny, humor, humorous,

Reading a Book

Today I was reading one of the best books,
And was deep in the fantasy world until shook.
Then I glanced at the time,
Surprised to see it was already nine.
I can definitely say I am addicted to reading a book.

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: education, humorous,

Frankly Speaking

In hopes of gaining a heap of knowledge,

   Frank had blown a ton of dough for college!

      But to be perfectly frank,

         He'd have more bucks in the bank,

            If he was a plumber, he'd acknowledge!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

Bang Roseu the Bossu

Once there was a don called “Bang roseu”
His policy “vocabulary I bang when I speaku”
“Mutton, chicken coming going” he say 
“All roam like goats, dogs and hen” to say 
Bloody this boss is a guardian saint of education! bang roseu!