Limerick Poems About Easter | Easter Limerick Poems

Ethical Rascal

Once there was a man called Easter Ethics
behaves in a mischievous teasing way, critic
“heat and fun motivates
if mutual trust is active”
bloody! ethical rascals amaze writers by critique.

Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.

Easter In Nonsense Alley

John and Jack Bunny are snoozin'
For Easter will keep them both cruisin'

Cute, puffy white tails
Big, tall ears like sails

Hippity hop!  Those kids are droolin'

October, 1582

The Julian calendar threw
Spring’s equinox path far askew 
But Gregory’s shift
Of ten days closed the rift
So Easter eggs roll now on cue

Poor Easter Bunny

I once met a sad Easter bunny
He cried as his choc eggs were runny
I said hop on your feet
And get out of this heat
Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny!



04~10~17

Limerick: Once a Tongue-Twisting Pop Man-Eater

Limerick : Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater

Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater
Went on rampage with just her Strummer
Tunes she hissed were so sweet
Crunched Frenchmen by the fleet
Watch Out ! ‘Merica ! for this Nor’-Easter !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

I Must Tell

I have a friend, who makes money,
By telling jokes, while being funny,
He doesn’t do very well.
By what I must tell,
His suit looks like the Easter bunny.

The Egg

The Easter bunny found an egg
Turn around and named it Kreg
She kept the egg together
Through all kinds of weather
But, the egg gave the bunny a plague

Refuge

Quote By Poet  "I am living on earth and waiting for heaven to open up."

I find my refuge in your word
reading until my eyes become blurred
Easter is almost here
face the world with no fear
always remember "Love" is your password

Butterfly On An Easter Bunny

Butterfly on An Easter Bunny

Thought that this was kind of funny;
Butterfly being on an Easter Bunny,
In backyard out on green grass;
Me by hope my love would not pass,
Who was always sweet as honey.

Jim Horn

Someone mentioned butterfly
being on an Easter bunny so
wrote this poem

Rampant Rabbit

I purchased a rabbit named Brandy
By jingo, that young buck was randy
It caused such a to do
When he humped my left shoe
Thank goodness the hosepipe was handy!

HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS

3/27/18

Chocs Away

I kidnapped the poor Easter bunny -
His chocolate eggs are very yummy
But I lost the plot
And ate the whole lot
I've terrible pains in my tummy

HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS!!!

3/30/18

supervisor edgar white

following a nasty bite

screamed since some find funny

me mauled by a bunny

all get to work late tonight.

One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!

I thought I saw a big Easter bunny
when it hopped it looked really funny,
so I put my beer glass down
and then began my big frown...
it's my wife at the bar wanting money!

Senility for sympathy begs,
but for me, being senile has legs,
for when Easter time,
I find it sublime -
I can hide my own Easter eggs.

There is a pole dancer named Honey
never danced in the nude for money
	her modesty renown
	all around the small town
the kids all call her Easter Bunny

On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid

It seems our Easter Egg dyer
Was a notorious liar
Our firing squad
Knew he was odd
But reacted when he yelled, "Fire!"

A lady from Burton on Trent
Would never have sex during Lent
Her husband would bleat
So how do we eat
And how do we pay this weeks rent

A Joey was spotted in wonderland
shaking hands with the invisible man
while "knees" just cackled and snorted
as the border was aborted
the Easter bunny took total command

My favorite meal is brekkie all day
Can happen three times a day and still, I'd say
How about a brekkie snack
Chocolate eggs, quack, quack
You know..Easter..when bunnies do play?

Loneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny

Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster
Violets are just a pain in my keister
Though I came here to say
Happy Valentine’s Day
I long to kiss your tulips come this Easter

An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny 
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny 
He was with his wife Jean 
She said- what do you mean? 
That's a squirrel that's hopping around, Hunny