Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
humorous,
A Turk living in old Istanbul
Drank raki until he was full,
He tried riding home on his donkey
But his steering was wonky ,
He somehow ended up in Kabul.
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Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
There was an old man named Lawter
He mutated an onion, a donkey and his daughter
The experiment went well
As you can tell
She now has an ass that make your eyes water
© 2000
Poem Details | by
Anna Makoujy |
Categories:
funny,
The once was a lass with no class.
She was the world's biggest horse's ass.
Yet the irony remains,
that the girl with all the brains,
listened to the lass with no class.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
TOO MANY BUTTONS TO PUSH
There's too many buttons to push each day
But there's one in particular, like a donkey I bray
I scream out yee haw
Sometimes get lockjaw
I'm totally scrambled like an egg soufflé
© Jack Ellison 2015
(Inspired by The Wulfman)
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, pain,
A tiger tooth puller named Keith
Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth
Donkey started to bray
Saying, "Don’t block my way
I’m needing urgent pain relief"!
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
animal, giggle, humor, uplifting, voice, word play, world,
Hold on to your many stripes
Before you blow out your pipes
I can hear you loud and clear
Stop acting so cavalier
Cool off then ride on one of the bikes
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humor,
There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye
Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply
One hee-haw from the ass
The Bengal let him pass
And kept on running til he reached Mumbai
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
She dined with a donkey,
And slept with a monkey;
Got up before dawn,
Gave birth to a son,
The matter was funky.
Poem Details | by
Terry Miller |
Categories:
humorous,
One day, a tiger and a donkey meet.
Said donkey, if I say you’re rather sweet;
Sir, will you let me pass?
Oh no, you silly ass,
I’m hungry, and it’s you I mean to eat!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand, “Ride your own ass”
Wondered what that would be like, sounds like a gas
Guess it's quite possible
But jeans need to be washable
Now I ask you whatcha think, I'm gonna take a pass
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
animal, confusion, farewell, food, funny, missing, relationship,
When my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
Poem Details | by
Craig Munn |
Categories:
family,
There once was a donkey named Jake
Who happened to be afraid of snakes
He see one one day
While eating some hay
And it was a leg that poor donkey would break
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
allusion,
Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow
Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the snow
Got stuck till spring
Warmth unstuck their things
Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Flo”!!!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
D'ya know what burns this guy's ass (donkey)
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odor is quite grossly
For creativeness, I go to the head of the class
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
conflict, fantasy, nature, tiger,
A donkey and his rider were attacked
By tigers leaving no time to react
Donkey said to tiger “Chill …”
Tiger growled saying “I will,”
“You’ll bring us riders daily per our pact!”
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
silly,
He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
celebration,
Set em up Joe, got a little story your mind it will blow
Bout a chick and her beau, making out in the blinding snow
Got stuck till spring
Warmth unstuck their things
Had sixty-eight kids and a donkey they named “Nomo”!!!
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
animal,
Donkey went to a small stream one day,
but a tiger stood right in his way.
Tiger roared and then fled.
Donkey filled him with dread
when he let out a bellowing bray!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
animal,
The stubborn donkey wouldn’t move
Firecrackers were thrown at his groove
He bucked wildly around
All over the town
His disposition suddenly improve
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,
A donkey, mule, sidekick and ass
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.
Poem Details | by
Denis Bruce |
Categories:
anger, silly,
There once was a donkey from Delhi
Who dared call a tiger's breath smelly
Tiger roared out in great rage
Which donkey could not assuage
And ended up in tiger's belly
Poem Details | by
Crystol Woods |
Categories:
humor, silly, tiger,
Came Tiger with sore, rotten teeth
To Doc Donkey to get some relief
“Smells like you've had treats,
Just what did you eat?”
Numbed Tiger said, “Ath, juth a pieth”
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
D'ya know what burns this guy's **** (donkey)
A flame about bum high sometimes ignites the gas
An explosion follows closely
The odour is quite grossly
For creativeness, I go to the head of the class
Poem Details | by
Reason A. Poteet |
Categories:
11th grade, animal, tiger,
There once was a young tiger named Roar
this bold greeting he gave to Eeyore...
"Hey you, shove out the way;
I got no taste for gray."
With one swift kick, donkey mopped the floor
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Priest Never Planned
Priest never planned on being a fool;
So followed God and His golden rule;
Took Bible from shelve,
And into he did delve;
Jesus road donkey and not a mule.
Jim Horn
(Or won't find mule in a swimming pool;
Was Trump who likes having a loose tool.)