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Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: humorous,

One Mermaid's Lesson

A merman had one stubborn daughter

who rebelled against what her dad taught her.

When she swam to dry land,

she could then understand

she was just like a fish - out of water!


For the Out of Water Poetry Contest of Sheri Fresonke Harper

Written by David Bose
Categories: humor,

Farmer Brown's Daughter

When Farmer Brown’s daughter grew busty,
The men pulling turnips grew lusty.
Brown then had to choose
Which shotgun to use
If one of those hands proved untrusty.

Written by Theresa Cw
Categories: fun, humor,

Humdinger Spice Apple Pie

Humdinger Spice Apple Pie

Yesterday I baked a humdinger spice apple pie
Then my daughter called said she’d stop and give it a try
She was smacking her lips
Couldn’t take any tips
She told me I’m the queen of all the best apple pies.


Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie

Written by John Fenn
Categories: daughter, funny, wife

Cockney

A cockney from over the water
Had a wife and a tasty young daughter
They would lead him a dance
And he stood not a chance
Cos they both never did what they oughta

Written by Funom Makama
Categories: father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,

A Fathers Desire

Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.

Written by Paul Schneiter
Categories: humor, marriage, wedding,

Enough Already

It was the sixth wedding for daughter Judy
who was quite plain and hardly a beauty.
Time came to give away the bride
whereupon her Father replied
"five times I've tried--I've done my duty."

Written by Nyonglema Pisoh
Categories: baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,

New Life

Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
 I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
 They say in a few weeks
 I'll be able to kiss  your new cheeks
 I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway

(c) Nyonglema

Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: child, children, daughter, dedication, fantasy, funny, people,

Lefty Louie

Once was a man named lefty Louie
Tried robbing corner store Oh phooey
Little did he come know
Ten sensei's Ready go
Here there nothing felt but Ka Pooey's






Tribute To 
Marshall Arts

Written by Martin Kloess
Categories: car, daughter, father, funny, humor, student,

People Help Survivors After Storm Drives Through a Town

The people who were still alive
Helped other survivors revive
All this didn’t bother
An excellent father
Who just taught his daughter to drive

Written by Charles Sides
Categories: funny,

The Birds and the Bee's

My oldest daughter, I named Colleen
She entered puberty at thirteen
The birds and bee's explained
Left me completely drained
Dad, I already know the sex scene

Contest Entry by Charles Sides

Written by Ralph Sergi
Categories: humorous,

Such a Pail

Such a pail 
I have a sweet beautiful daughter
Who is always fetching me water
Each day without fail
she has such a pail
When my daughter brings me the water

Limerick  Contest  December 24, 2015
Sponsored by Jan Allison

Written by William Robinson
Categories: food, children, funny, people,

Sweet Nellie Kelly

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who called their young daughter, Sweet Nellie.
And why was she so sweet?
Because all she would eat
Was just peanut butter and jelly.

Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: daughter,

Short Dance

A pretty colleen from Kilrea,
Went dancing on StPatrick's Day.
Not asking permission
Was grievous omission.
Dad broke the dance up straight away.

Written by Sean Kelly
Categories: funny, music

When Vince Took D Rap

A     poetry  writer  named  Vince
Had  some   lyrics ,and  tried  to  convince
His  young  daughter  to  say
That  rap  had  it's  day 
Now , poor  Pop  is  Hip Hop , ever  since

Written by Sarban Bhattacharya
Categories: father daughter,

A Silly Mistake

Jane's dad was a man of hauteur, 
He employed a guard for his daughter
But that bloke was her dream, 
She eloped with him, 
Her father didn't know this suitor!

Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun,

Clumsy

Clumsy was  Mumsy's daughter
                                       And she was  a globe trotter
                                                  While in Spain 
                                                     In disdain
                                        She kissed MrKumsy's otter

Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: funny, sports,

It Ain'T Cheap

My daughter, who inspired this poem, sent me the photo she generated with the poetry text (now some 12+ after the original publication).

The stable's my favorite spot
I can walk jump cantor and trot
With horse--my friend true
I take ribbons of blue
For the cost of owning a yacht!

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pets,

Annie Our Golden

Annie, our Golden, is a member of the family
Just like a daughter, it's really uncanny
After going out upon our return
Our love's enthusiastically reaffirmed
Her excitement explodes, our dearest sweet Annie


© Jack Ellison 2015

Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

The Lady

Once there was a lady by name Glory,
the daughter of a duke, John Gregory.
Stylishness! Admirable! Grace!
Precision! Behavior! Appearance!
Bloody notWoman of a “Big Family”.

Written by Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories: funny

Mutated Daughter

There was an old man named Lawter
He mutated an onion, a donkey and his daughter
The experiment went well
As you can tell
She now has an ass that make your eyes water

© 2000