Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
Fun Minions
Fun minions give children a thrill.
Take note of one thing, if you will.
Like a Xanax, the minion,
In one actor's opinion,
Resembles a big yellow pill!
Written Feb24, 2016 for the Minions Poetry Contest of Silent One
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, on work and working,
In the Gravy
The sea was unusually wavy,
When a cook in the Royal Navy,
With a roll of the ship,
Accidentally slipped,
Inundating his captain with gravy.
Written by
Timothy Brumley
Categories:
family, funny, mother
A Clean Hacienda
There once was a woman named Linda
Who would keep a clean hacienda
Till four children she bore
And then bore she one more...
She now has a different agenda!
Timothy IBrumley
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
snow,
Snowman
the melting snow makes me feel silly
my carrot nose is now my willy
children laugh think its fun
hat is covering my bum
next thing they'll be calling me Milly
penned 3/1/20!8
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Censored
Soup Censors will never weigh risks
Of publishing physical frisks
For children must know
Wherever they go
Saint Francis rode three asterisks
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, people,
Super Chief
An Indian chief, named Bold Eagle,
Once lived with his faithful old beagle.
He maintained his station,
Without reservation,
In a style that was in tents, but regal.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture, peace, war,
Tomorrow
Yesterday Asians, Jews today
Yet Native Americans pray,
"To settle a score
Grant us love, not war,
So children can go out to play!"
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
There Once Was a Pig
There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Battle of Little Bighorn
General Custer couldn't muster
Enough men to form a cluster,
Indians shooting straight and true,
I think it might've been the Sioux, ---- pronounced Soo
Had Custer in a fluster.
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
food, children, funny, sea, sea,
Pasta, Pasta, Everywhere
Oh, vermicelli, rigatoni!
Lost on a sea of minestrone
The sea beneath my feet,
And nothing else to eat,
I live on cheese and macaroni.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,
There's No Place Like Home
Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone
Written by
Sima Mittal
Categories:
children, kids, funny, woman,
The Chocolate
The Chocolate!
She is a deliciously smart gal,
For each and everyone's her pal.
Be it in the brownie or cake,
Or the icy cold milk shake.
She sure can change everyone's morale!
Written by
Edward Ebbs
Categories:
family, funny, life,
Beers and Tears
Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer
Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011
Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
children, humorous,
Dennis the Menace
Dennis the Menace is his Mother's bane!
He drives his neighbor George Wilson insane!
A saint
He ain't
But he's a loveable imp though a pain!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Kids Growing Up
Their needs need addressing,
In the morning when they're dressing,
Brush their hair, clean their teeth,
Whenever will I get relief,
When they're older it'll be a blessing.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Tutti Fruity Smoothie
Tutti fruity, tutti fruity,
I just made a creamy smoothie,
Full of fruit of all kind,
What a way to just unwind,
My fruit smoothie is a beauty.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
crazy, children, funny,
Pizza Mad
Pizza, pizza, pizza roony,
I want one with the works very soony,
Gibbidy,gabbidy,gibbidy gock,
I'll get the money out of my sock,
But they said, no pizza, you're too loony.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Hat Crazy
Louise Gratton always wore a hat on,
Even on her bicycle when she sat on,
They were various colours and design,
Her millinery skills always fine,
Now she's making one to put her cat on.
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
childhood, children, funny
Pretty Little Ladybug
See the pretty little Ladybug
In summer she'll sit on your mug
Pose in her polka dots
Delighting tiny tots
Play a tune and she may cut a rug
~*~
Note: Nor for a contest...just fun : )
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
I Can'T Wait
I love the way it spins around,
Milkshake mixer's whirring sound,
Lots of milk, chocolate flavour,
What a drink it is to savour,
Better still as it goes down.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Candle Maker
Candle maker Iva Bentwick's
business couldn't take a trick,
So he changed his name
to one not so lame,
Now business is pretty slick.
alternate last line: Now many candles are being lit.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
bird, children,
Stork
There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
That went for a wading walk,
With his long stout bill
He caught fish at will,
It sure made the other birds gawk.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
beach, children, summer,
Too Excited
My swimmers on, to the beach I ran,
Across the hot, white, squirming sand,
The first wave faced knocked me rotten,
My dad had told me but I'd forgotten,
Jump the waves son if you can.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Flying Reindeer
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Billy Cart
Zooming, zooming, zooming fast,
I'm racing by in my billy cart,
Had to swerve to miss my dog,
Smashing into a fallen log,
Now I have to wear a plaster cast.