Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick
Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick
His red nose was gleaming
Blue eyes they were streaming
I hope that Santa will give him some Vick
24th December 2014
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Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
funny,
Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."
Poem Details | by
Probir Gupta |
Categories:
emotions,
If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton
_______________________________
12/12/2016
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
funny, grandparents, longing, lust, night, nostalgia, silly,
On her nightdress candlelight flickers
While underneath she wears blue knickers
Grandpa recalls Kentucky
The last time he got lucky
Grandma just rolls her eyes and snickers
May 19, 2019
9-9-7-7-9
for Tania Kitchin's Bawdy Limericks Contest
Poem Details | by
Kayla Fielding |
Categories:
anxiety, blue, bullying,
Who am I?
My heart, it always cries
I guess I will never really know
which way does water flow?
who am I?
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
inspirational,
The British sky is seldom blue
And love divine is seldom true
But come on, girl!
Give life a whirl
There'll never be another you!
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
animal, humor,
A blue footed Booby called Dougal
had a beak that was shaped like a bugle
so it may have looked funny
but it held all his money
that Booby named Dougal was frugal.
11th September 2018
For contest 'Animal Limerick', sponsor Charles Messina
Poem Details | by
Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories:
valentines day,
Roses are red, violets are blue
Through my telescope I spy on you
But the idea was yours
Even the unlocked doors
Love thy neighbor is up for review
Feb 8, 2022
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
blue, love, red, sweet, together, uplifting, valentines day,
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew
Poem Details | by
Silent One |
Categories:
fun,
Johnny sat bored at a swimming parade,
became thirsty watching the retrograde.
Dipped his head in the pool.
but felt like such a fool.
Silly boy thought it was blue Gatorade!
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
freedom,
She rises, my little girl, a small crown
Of blooms, purple jumper, and white blouseDown
Town, she holds a yellow, blue
Flag on broom stick and walks through
Stepping on toy tanks she found all around.
3/5/2022
Poem Details | by
Tony Ajah |
Categories:
social, dream, dream,
A place that gives wings to my dreams
And hushes my fears, worries and screams
Where I’d develop stronger wings to fly
Rising so higher, touching the blue sky
That I dream and pray it ends not as dream
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
funny, religion,
The pastor was feeling quite blue,
Pennies on his plate were few,
So he gave a blazing rendition
On the church's tithing tradition
And the pennies on his plate soon grew.
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
animals,
Written by Gail DeBole
The white-handed Gibbon swung high
but he still was too young to fly
through the air between trees
'til along came a breeze
which carried him through clear blue sky.
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
love, sports
Football is my favourite sport
The two below are whom I support
Rangers and Everton, my teams
When they win I so beam
This game of games I import
Poem Details | by
Jimmy Anderson |
Categories:
funny
There once was a sports game called football.
Where the players knew how to trip and fall.
They were clumsy it's true.
You see they wore Panther's blue.
And the coach never knew what to call.
*for Royal Trevino's "My favorite sport (Limerick)" contest
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
humorous,
I'm just about deaf because of me wife,
Her very loud voice has caused all the strife,
It always goes up an octave or two
When she thinks I've made an incredible blue,
Trouble is I've been making mistakes all of me life.
Poem Details | by
Kate Sparks |
Categories:
funny, gender, humorous,
A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
love,
I found a new joy that's beyond explanation
A friendship so real, I make this proclamation
One that's so true
A real true blue
Quickly gave into the overpowering temptation
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Mike Dailey |
Categories:
fantasy,
Pinocchio’s wife had it good
She’d thank lucky stars if she could
For you see in the change
The Blue Fairy arranged
To leave the guy plenty of wood
Poem Details | by
Earle Brown |
Categories:
angst
Republican fountain flows black
on blue seas metamorphic rock,
draining the earth’s core dry.
Greed streams while oceans cry.
The sea is sick but I’m shell shocked.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
Once knew this man from Peru
His body odour was disgusting peewww
Whenever he passed
Flowers would gasp
As the air turned a violety blue
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
funny,
Sally went to a wedding its true
was told to wear something that's blue
so she wore panties with lace
should see the look on their face
when she took them off in the loo
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
hope, political
Like sheep on a steep rocky slope,
We need to have guidance to cope.
We might fall and slide down
To the sea and all drown.
Heed the ShepherdHe’s our only hope.
Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
funny, holiday, love
My valentine lover is so true.
She will never ever make me blue.
I give her candy.
She thinks it’s dandy.
She really wants a BMW.