Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
baseball, food, humor, imagery, word play,
Hotdogs On the Run
With Baseball hotdogs on the run
Caught up in, excitement and fun
Watch where you go
Before you know
You might slip and fall on your bun!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
abuse, baseball, basketball, bullying, culture, golf, hockey,
Hawkers
Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed
Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life,
Life's Like a Baseball Game
Don't know if you've noticed but life is like a baseball game
You start out as a rookie, then get through the middle frames
You start to notice the signs
It's the bottom of the ninth
Seems like a quick game but hope for extra innings remains
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
baseball, september, sports,
Sleepy Sport
In our heads the season was far from over
so we played a game in late September.
He said, "before the sun sets
can we not take a rest?"
"But we already are, this is baseball remember?"
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
baseball, celebration, firework, freedom,
Independence Day
Come let's celebrate the fourth of July
With baseball, hot dogs, and Mom's apple pie
We're sure to ignite
Fireworks at night
So head on over, we'll light up the sky
Written by
Chaim Wilson
Categories:
april, baseball, winter,
Oh To Hear 'Play Ball'
Baseball is on my mind more,
When frigid winds freeze to the core,
Opening day,
Seems eons away,
Snow shovels strike out, wood bats score!
Written by
Sandy Ivy D
Categories:
funny,
Sympathy
I knew a man with a sailors hat
Fat and chubby, smelled like a rat
kissed him out of stupidity,
now he's down on one knee,
Somebody give me a baseball bat!
6-4-12
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
loss, sports
The Disappointed Baseball Player
Not all my hits are home runs,
many of them miss the bat;
specators respond with boos...
right there I expect to lose,
and getting angry, I toss my cap.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,
teachers pet
my math teachers fav'rite cat
likes to wear a baseball hat
when the class stares it down
it will hiss with a frown
red sox man are where its at.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
baseball,
Stealing Home
A memory I'll NEVER forget, by crikey
Jackie stealing home, my hero almighty
Eleven at the time
Baseball's ultimate crime
Forever and always etched in my psyche
(With the old Montreal Royals of the International League in 1946)
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Fairies and Gnomes
In the land of fairies and gnomes
Was a gnome often seen on the phone
An up to date fairy
With armpits quite hairy
Like all baseball players was spit prone
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
sports
Mariner Fan
We're glad the baseball season is over.
For Mariner fans, no fields of clover.
Won half as many as we lost.
Tickets too high at half the cost.
Next season look for a big makeover.
For Linda-Marie's Sport Limerick contest won #4
Written by
Robert Heemstra
Categories:
baseball,
Opening 2013
Opening day is finally here
fans will be drinking most of the beer
Red Sox and Yankees will meet
that game should be a real treat
you’ll see how rookies deal with the fear
Written by
Reay Mackay
Categories:
baseball,
Fishy Baseball
A catcher with much on his mind
approaches and asks are you blind?
control is the issue
and these are the Fish who
embody the worst of mankind.
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Ace In the Hell
God said, " Baseball between us sounds swell"!
Satan replied, "Your team, just will not, do well"!
"I know Mantle and Ruth play for you
but there ain't a whole lot, they can do
cause the Umpires, are all down here, in Hell"!
Written by
John Monteblanco
Categories:
education, passion
Career Dreams
I always wanted to be a baseball player for the New York Mets
But I never wanted to try my best so I just looked like a hopeless stem
One day I'll show them all
I'ma be the only one standing tall
As for the dreams that can be obtained right now, I'm going full force at them.
Written by
Robert Heemstra
Categories:
baseball, sports,
So This Is Golf
wait a minute this isn’t baseball
I won't be able to hit that ball
bigger than marble
unpredictable
in hole it will fall
I'll swing in that hole the ball will fall
Written by
Tom Quigley
Categories:
baseball, memory, sports, time,
Raul Mondesi, Jr
Raul Mondesi is back from wherever he’d been hid
Storming into the Big Leagues and making another bid
But he played over a decade ago
Guess for me time hasn’t gone slow
And the rising star this year is Mondesi’s kid
3/31/16
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
baseball,
Jose, Edwin, and Josh
José, Edwin, and Josh are ready to claim the crown
Best team in baseball, they'll become renowned
Onward and upward
No stopping this herd
Forget the Yanks and Red Sox in their pretty ball gowns
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
baseball,
Batter Up
Batter up was the call from the Ump
Up came a fellow who was quite plump
The pitcher then threw
Strike one!, then Strike two!
He missed the third ball and fell on his rump!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
baseball,
The Jays Are In Flight
A baseball fanatic, I am, I am
Blue Jays are in flight, holy hot damn
Bautista and crew
The ball they tattoo
Winners down to the very last man
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
baseball,
World Champs
Spring training is starting way down south
This is the year, “Go Blue Jays” we'll shout
All the way to the Series
World Champs my dearies
Finally since 1992, a big celebration we'll flout
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
baseball,
Jackie Robinson
This guy's been a baseball fanatic since I was ten
Jackie Robinson was my hero, first man of colour back then
History in the making
He was shaking' and baking'
Most teams weren't accepting but my Montreal Royals were..amen!
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
baseball, song,
Seventh Inning Streach
Seventh Inning Stretch
Limerick
Written: by Tom Wright
6-30-2016
I once knew a man, first name Harry,
A “Cubbie” fan, last name was Carey
He sang at each Cub game,
When the 7th inning came,
And was never mistaken for a canary;
“Take me out to the ball game”
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
baseball,
This Epic Battle
Texas is renowned for cowboys and cattle
And riding bareback without any saddle
Not winning ball teams
But inevitably it seems
Hopefully the Jays will win this epic battle
© Jack Ellison 2015