Written by
Hilda Greenhough
Categories:
autumn,
Smells of Autumn
Autumn begins with one fact,
Sounded by first egg to crack.
With eggs mixed In a batter,
The outcome won't matter
Because smoke is filling the shack.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october, silly,
witch bakery
there once was an old witch whose pies
were unique in flavor and size
she delighted her covens
when she opened her ovens
with dozens of old crusty guys.
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, humor,
Humdinger Spice Apple Pie
Humdinger Spice Apple Pie
Yesterday I baked a humdinger spice apple pie
Then my daughter called said she’d stop and give it a try
She was smacking her lips
Couldn’t take any tips
She told me I’m the queen of all the best apple pies.
Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie
Written by
Paige Kostyniuk
Categories:
autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,
Vlad the Vampire
There was a vampire named Vlad7
The Village all thought he was bad7
But the true story5
Just wasn't gory5
It turns out Vlad was just sad7
October 232019
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Tune Into S M I L E
Kinda mellow in the last wee while
Autumn gets me but don't loose my smile
Try oh so hard
No punch card
Tune into “S.M.I.L.E.” on your dial
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, beauty, color, drink, emotions, feelings, summer,
rosehip tea
in this mug red roses dance
ballet brew of excellence
petals entwine
sips that define
tasteful this rosehip romance.
Written by
Diane Lefebvre
Categories:
autumn, humor, silly,
Tony's Torrid Toga - For Contest
Tony wants to teach Mary some yoga,
While dressed in a short, little toga
He bends over the mat,
Where she just then had sat.
From jail Tony cannot now teach yoga.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,
halloween
tiny goblins running round
some in mothers dressing gown
witch cackle delight
was there such a night
in this hallowed little town.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
age, autumn, emotions, october, thanksgiving, tree,
autumn
opaque wings fairy sound
swirling hues gather round
glide without care
past our sad stare
final rest on the ground.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, best friend, body, halloween, humor, humorous,
halloween friend
to the skeleton within
slinking about in my skin
let me thank its feet
a halloween treat
that i do not bump my shin.
Written by
Christian Childs
Categories:
adventure, animal, autumn, bird,
A Fellow Named Joe
There was once a fellow named Joe
Who saved money for an expensive bow
The bow was awesome
Used to kill an opossum
Which won him a trophy in a show
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
A Fellow Named Jack
There once was a fellow named Jack
Who thought he was ahead of the pack
Till one day in autumn
He fell on his bottom
Bumped his head and his brains fell out at the crack
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, fun, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous,
trick or treat
we did something not too hard
put a scarecrow in the yard
now when kids trick or treat
theyll likely skip our street
or try my wifes stewed swiss chard.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
A Fellow Named Jack
There once was a fellow named Jack
Who thought he was ahead of the pack
Till one day in autumn
He fell on his bottom
And his brains fell out on the track
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, humor,
Humdinger Spice
Humdinger Spice
Yesterday my friend fell on the ice
Yelled quickly bring me a vodka splice
Then called I said
She hit her head
Bartender bring a humdinger spice.
Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
future,
No More Rides On a Sleigh
Mildest autumn on record up here
What will become of us in future years
Will we all melt away
No more rides on a sleigh
Just a horse and buggy, no muffs on our ears
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, dream, england, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
autumn guy
this is the tale of ed jeeves
notorious friend of thieves
each fall he will rise
to much darkened skies
and pilfer neighbors red leaves.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, travel,
A Genuine Excuse
Sam slept through his alarm once again
So dashed to catch the commuter train
But today he is fine
‘Autumn leaves’ block the line
He’s off the hook … his boss can’t complain!
2nd June 2016
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
autumn, weather,
Charges One's Motor
Seventy degrees in Canada in October
Think I've been drinking but I'm totally sober
Take it while we can
Cold weather's soon at hand
Enjoy! Enjoy! This sure charges one's motor
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
confusion,
Up To Our Ying Yang
What a wonderful setting beside a small forest
When autumn arrives with it's colourful chorus
Then surprise to us all
The leaves start to fall
And we're up to our ying yangs with a clean up abhorrent
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Blake Myers
Categories:
america, autumn, travel,
My Contst Pom
Bounti-fall
By: Blake Myers
Blowing trsss, sounding of rain,
It is that timn of yr again,
Crisp air, cool brzzz, soon to b night,
Hay and pumpkins always in sight,
If ol' scaircrow only had a brain.
Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
autumn, dark,
A Little Star Wars Autumn
I enjoy all four seasons to see
And yes, all the leaves that long to be
On the other side
Darth Vader resides
His light sabre destroys all the trees
Russell Sivey
Written by
Jeff W. Watson
Categories:
allegory, autumn, crazy, funny, halloween, october, silly,
The Clown
One Halloween I dressed up as a clown
At dressing up I was renown
I went around town
With a very big frown
But the candy turned my frown upside down
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
autumn,
When Ya Got It
It's apple time again, literally falling from the trees
And pumpkins are ready for carving a likeness of me
The name is Jack
Humility I lack
When ya got it, put it out there, yourself to please
(Grin)
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, dog, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, retirement, silly,
retirement
dog catcher ferguson jeeves
found a new job raking leaves
since he turned eighty one
neighbors now have more fun
he's no longer spreading fleas.