Limerick Poems About Angels | Angel Limerick Poems
Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting, words,

Featherless Angels

How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,

nerd dad

once a child with a rattle

enjoyed crawling around cattle

till its mother found out

and to her ex did shout

you lost your custody battle.



Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,

Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?


Written by Vee Bdosa
Categories: angel, creation, education, muse, truth,

The Rightman

THE RIGHTMAN
i'LL not apologize for being white, 
nor being male, nor being right 
The world is how we've made it be 
enjoyed by all, for all to see, 
and made by male and right and white.
© Vee Bdosa


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: angel,

Jennifer Aniston

If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner Kind of a dream Don't have much steam But I'd give it a go, sure love to wrestle her



Written by Nikita Shah
Categories: sister,

Sister

My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

A Lady Named Liz

Once knew a lady named Liz She could have made it in show biz With the voice of an angel She had me disabled In a pop can Liz was the fizz © Jack Ellison 2013


Written by Jennifer Proxenos
Categories: jesus,

I Am the Carpenter

I am Joseph the Carpenter, husband of Mary,
I am the Carpenter, we were the chosen of many,
Angel Gabriel visited the Virgin Mary, Mother
Of Jesus, I was accepted as His legal Father,
We became parents sadly, our Saviour to bury.


Written by Daljit Khankhana
Categories: angel, caregiving, faith, friendship,

For What Purpose

Contradictory remark consists of abusive material.
destruction in relations to develop blaming serial.
Love and trust fires hate and jealous for what purpose!
good friend or partner become enemy with anger dose,
relation cracks as earthquake disaster a concrete building.


Written by John Chizoba Vincent
Categories: angel, beautiful,

The Nigerian Dream 6

A world class country
Where corruption remained an enemy
Bribery a foe to the leaders
Good roads and better pipe borne water
Constant power supply.


Written by Pat Adams
Categories: character, confusion, humor,

Angel Versus Devil

The angel said, "Show her how you care!"
But the devil produced a lewd stare
In just a while
She gave a smile
A happy her pappy didn't share!


Written by Jimmy Mccurdie
Categories: absence, allah, angel, art, bible, brother, cat,

Nuts

There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts


Written by John Chizoba Vincent
Categories: angel, beauty,

The Nigerian Dream 5

THE NIGERIAN DREAM 5
Good leadership and oneness
Prosperity and equity in all Aspect
Peace and orderliness in absence of injustice
Terrorist free country,
Subject to her responsibilities.


Written by Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories: funny

Angel Singing

Is it an angel that I hear singing?
Or is it tinnitus in my ears ringing?
The voice is so high
Its making me cry
It’s my underwear, it's tight and wringing


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: beautiful, fantasy, girlfriend, i love you, imagery, love, romantic,

My Dream Girl

Held by an angel like a tender tool
rubs gently on my skin like a soft wool
she’s just her own type
her smile now my skype
as I blindly enjoy being a big fool.


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: angel, humor,

Limerick: Once Our Senorita From Sevilla - 9

Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 9

Once our Senorita from Sevilla 
Lied about going to Colombia
Rivals said : You know why !	
Others : Her life’s a lie !
Our Saint confessed lie in Iglésia !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Written by Ryan Tyler
Categories: celebration, fun, good night, humor, humorous,

Where's Your Shirt

Standing listing, leaning against the wall.
Danced lotsdrank shotsFriends out having a ball.
Bud bumped bouncer, lost his shirt,
imbibed too much and chased a skirt.
Group hugUber callAnother good pub crawl.

-Angel Fatale-


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: angel,

Limerick: Then This Wily Woman From Franco's Spain - 3

Limerick : Then this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain – 3

Then this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain
Got the old suction pump jerking again
She pumped herself so hard
They said she set record
Till sewers now run through her to the Seine.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: angel, betrayal,

Limerick: Once This Wily Woman From Franco's Spain - 2

Limerick : Once this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain – 2

Once this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain
Found refuge in Napoleonic Domain
Antics at home found out
In new home given clout
All criminal codes waived to let her reign !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Written by Joshua Lacey
Categories: life

Be Good This Year!

Be an angel:  They are so cute
And totally sinless to boot
Anything but like a devil
Spreading wickedness and evil
Please then let that compute!


Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous,

My First Limerick

My First Limerick

An angel fell from above
With her had fallen in love
After her I had met
And sun soon would set
Over cliff me she did shove.

How is that for my first one?

Jim Horn


Written by Curtis Moorman
Categories: angel, beautiful, best friend, woman,

Jan

JAN

I know a sweet lady named Jan
She helps others whenever she can
She's sweet like sugar candy
And her advice is so handy
Her husband is a fortunate man


Written by Keith D Trestrail
Categories: humorous,

Batter Up

I post on the Soup for all to see
and am no angel nor claim to be.
  I am kind and all that
  but carry a big bat
so beware how you remember me.


              


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: nostalgia,

Rock and Doris Day

Rock Hudson and Doris Day, stars way back when Doris sang like an angel, was in love with her then Was only a young'un But wanted to be her hon As for Rock, I could match him beginning to end


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Heaven 2022

As soon as God lifted the veil
An angel appeared beyond pale
So bright lily white
My toes curled in fright
And even worse, she was a male!