Limerick Poems About Angels | Angel Limerick Poems

Featherless Angels

How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes

nerd dad

once a child with a rattle

enjoyed crawling around cattle

till its mother found out

and to her ex did shout

you lost your custody battle.

Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?

The Rightman

THE RIGHTMAN
i'LL not apologize for being white, 
nor being male, nor being right 
The world is how we've made it be 
enjoyed by all, for all to see, 
and made by male and right and white.
© Vee Bdosa

Jennifer Aniston

If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer
Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner
Kind of a dream
Don't have much steam
But I'd give it a go, sure love to wrestle her

Sister

My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.

A Lady Named Liz

Once knew a lady named Liz
She could have made it in show biz
With the voice of an angel
She had me disabled
In a pop can Liz was the fizz

© Jack Ellison 2013

For What Purpose

Contradictory remark consists of abusive material.
destruction in relations to develop blaming serial.
Love and trust fires hate and jealous for what purpose!
good friend or partner become enemy with anger dose,
relation cracks as earthquake disaster a concrete building.

The Nigerian Dream 6

A world class country
Where corruption remained an enemy
Bribery a foe to the leaders
Good roads and better pipe borne water
Constant power supply.

Angel Versus Devil

The angel said, "Show her how you care!"
But the devil produced a lewd stare
In just a while
She gave a smile
A happy her pappy didn't share!

Nuts

There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts

The Nigerian Dream 5

THE NIGERIAN DREAM 5
Good leadership and oneness
Prosperity and equity in all Aspect
Peace and orderliness in absence of injustice
Terrorist free country,
Subject to her responsibilities.

Angel Singing

Is it an angel that I hear singing?
Or is it tinnitus in my ears ringing?
The voice is so high
Its making me cry
It’s my underwear, it's tight and wringing

I Am the Carpenter

I am Joseph the Carpenter, husband of Mary,
I am the Carpenter, we were the chosen of many,
Angel Gabriel visited the Virgin Mary, Mother
Of Jesus, I was accepted as His legal Father,
We became parents sadly, our Saviour to bury.

My Dream Girl

Held by an angel like a tender tool
rubs gently on my skin like a soft wool
she’s just her own type
her smile now my skype
as I blindly enjoy being a big fool.

Limerick: Once Our Senorita From Sevilla - 9

Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 9

Once our Senorita from Sevilla 
Lied about going to Colombia
Rivals said : You know why !	
Others : Her life’s a lie !
Our Saint confessed lie in Iglésia !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Limerick: Then This Wily Woman From Franco's Spain - 3

Limerick : Then this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain – 3

Then this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain
Got the old suction pump jerking again
She pumped herself so hard
They said she set record
Till sewers now run through her to the Seine.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Where's Your Shirt

Standing listing, leaning against the wall.
Danced lotsdrank shotsFriends out having a ball.
Bud bumped bouncer, lost his shirt,
imbibed too much and chased a skirt.
Group hugUber callAnother good pub crawl.

-Angel Fatale-

Limerick: Once This Wily Woman From Franco's Spain - 2

Limerick : Once this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain – 2

Once this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain
Found refuge in Napoleonic Domain
Antics at home found out
In new home given clout
All criminal codes waived to let her reign !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Be Good This Year!

Be an angel:  They are so cute
And totally sinless to boot
Anything but like a devil
Spreading wickedness and evil
Please then let that compute!

My First Limerick

My First Limerick

An angel fell from above
With her had fallen in love
After her I had met
And sun soon would set
Over cliff me she did shove.

How is that for my first one?

Jim Horn

Jan

JAN

I know a sweet lady named Jan
She helps others whenever she can
She's sweet like sugar candy
And her advice is so handy
Her husband is a fortunate man

Rock and Doris Day

Rock Hudson and Doris Day, stars way back when
Doris sang like an angel, was in love with her then
Was only a young'un
But wanted to be her hon
As for Rock, I could match him beginning to end

Batter Up

I post on the Soup for all to see
and am no angel nor claim to be.
  I am kind and all that
  but carry a big bat
so beware how you remember me.


              

this is the story of dowd

famished though inside a cloud

yearned for a toaster

found him a poster

sorry no dining allowed.