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Limerick Poems About Alligator
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Alligator Tale
An alligator on a floating freighter
Ate the Captain and the navigator,
He also ate the crew
In a meaty stew,
In a feast which included the waiter.
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
angst, animals
It's a Miracle!
There once was a drifting skydiver.
He looked down below with grave terror.
He was falling in a tarn.
At an alligator farm –
So he prayed, then he ran on the water!
© July 11, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
animals, death, funny, imagination, life, nature
On the Southern Alligator Farm
Down south on the small alligator farm
Alligators grown to size to alarm
All the workers there too scared
Of young gators as they aired
Parachuted food to keep them from harm
(Inspired by Carolyn's picture but not entry.)
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny
It's Norm, Down On the Farm
There once was a parachutist called Norm
Who parachuted into an alligator farm
He said with a hell of a shout
"Blimey! it's time to bail out"
Before I'm the calm before their storm
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny
Chicken Fried
There was a young redneck from Chapel Hill
He was good at cooking up quite a meal
While known near and far
For stewed alligator gar
His specialty was chicken fried road kill
© Mar 13 2010 Charles Henderson
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
animal, boy, food, funny, girl, lust, relationship,
Florida Keys
There was a mean, old alligator
Who chanced upon young Master Baitor
Both of them noted
Pheromones floated
When traipsing by came May BLayder
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Played Golf Eating Sandwich
Played Golf Eating Sandwich
Played golf eating sandwich made with bread,
And something happened which we do dread,
In woods would end,
Where ball did send,
Then found a long alligator in field so we fled.
Jim Horn