Limerick Poems About Adventure | Adventure Limerick Poems
Written by Bill Baker
Categories: adventure, car, crazy, fun, race, sports, world,

Gumball Rally

We entered the Gumball Rally
My driver was “Backstreets” Tally
With his crazy fast car
We still couldn’t get far
Bad math, no gas, in Death Valley


Written by Poet Destroyer A
Categories: adventure, caregiving, celebration, confusion, desire, feelings, funny, humor, identity, life, october,

Sweet and Salty -Libra Tale

LIBRA  TALE

Sweet and Sour hectic sign
Love me, trust me, the stars align
   Balance of truth and dare
   Good and Evil, full of care 
Blind when it comes to blood line


 
:) PD



Written by Joseph Spence Sr
Categories: adventure, funny, imagination, life, nature, science, visionary,

Don'T Disturb the Hive

Run, jump, scream, duck, dodge and leap 
Try to stay on your running feet 
Honey in the hive 
The bees are alive 
Run, jump, scream, don't fall and leap!


Written by Debbie Duncan
Categories: adventure, ocean,

Ocean

I'm an ocean
deep and wide
you never know 
what's going to 
come inside

wrote 5/ 25/ 2018 Fri 4.15pm


Written by Bill Baker
Categories: adventure, boy, crush, girl, humor, romantic, youth,

Harley Date

He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
It wasn’t just fun  
He was on the run
A hostage date was --quite clever



Written by Bryn Strudwick
Categories: adventure,

Roy Rogers

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Roy Rogers on Trigger his horse
Was a regular tour de force
He made it his quest
To clean up the West
Then end with a love song of course

2nd May 2022
High Noon poetry contest
Sponsor - Joseph May


Written by Skat A
Categories: adventure, animal, dedication, funny, imagination,

Zoo Unicorn

ZOO UNICORN

Seeing the posting of the zoo unicorn
Could not wait to go see his horn
My eyes just could not believe
The boy I had  been deceived
Poor horse got thrown a lot of popcorn


 a Linda-Marie   = (contest) =


Written by Jerry T Curtis
Categories: adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,

Girl From Nantucket

I once knew a girl from Nantucket 
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it


Just not clean enough for contests---lol


Written by Sharon Smith
Categories: adventure, funny, health, people, places, boy,

There Once Was a Young Boy Called Tim

There once was a young boy called Tim,
Who decided the Mersey to swim,
Got in to his knees,
But started to freeze,
So decided it wasn't for him!


Written by Andy Grassia
Categories: adventure, america, animal, conflict, day, usa,

A Day At a Zoo

We went to the zoo
We met this tiger named sue
She was roaring at this man’s 
arm
She clearly meant no harm
Maybe next time he should 
cover his tiger tattoo


Written by Kp Nunez
Categories: adventure, funny, hilarious, holiday, humorous,

The Adventures of Jim the Trim - Holiday Cruise

On Jim the Trim's cruise, in a luxury liner
He was asked to be frisked, what a stinger!
You see, the alarm went off
He was taken and 'cuffed
Wee metal marbles, found in his boxer.











KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
18 April 2015


Written by Lycia Harding
Categories: adventure, courage, fear, growth, life,

Courage - Limerick

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of
 fear -- not absence of fear." - Mark Twain 


A courageous old knight found that there'd
still come times when anxiety flared
but he'd learned through the years
that to conquer one's fears,
one must not be afraid to be scared


Written by Tim Ryerson
Categories: adventure, funny

Brody and Quint

This old sea-rig is swamped and don't float
I TOLD you we'd need a bigger boat!
Now you are HIS prize
Sure ain't no surprise
That you're fish-food, you hard-headed goat!

"Jaws" - 1975


Written by Tom Bell
Categories: adventure, funny, husband, love, parody, passion, wife,

State Fair

There once was a woman named Shar,
Who went to her local State Fair,
Her husband came too,
Can't say no to you,
And they were quickly thrown out of there


Written by Joe Inka
Categories: adventure, music,

Musical Mojo

I once knew a fiddler named jo jo
He chose to live life as a hobo
He traveled with freight
Through city and state
sustained by that musical mojo


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: adventure, allegory, america, class, slavery, world,

Hawaiian Tropic of Cancer

With visual field microscopic
Some utterly blind and myopic
Consume to the max
As a luxury tax 
On those needing help philanthropic


Written by Joe Maverick
Categories: adventure, courage,

As All Time's In Short Supply'

A man without a job
Had scarce to fill his gob
Scanning the press did See
Much work in jeopardy..'
So his pack; on back did lob.

He'd take train to short supply
Where time; was stacked up high.'
As a man of Limerick town
He was never feeling down
For t'was surely worth the try!


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: adventure, funny, satire,

The Under Water Solution

When the money is mostly spent
Find the lowest terms for the rent
A car on a train
Protects well from the rain
But better yet let's get a tent


Written by Kevin Leake
Categories: adventure, humor,

Tarzan

There was a young man named Tarzan
Who could only speak jungle jargon
Until he met Jane
Then his heart was a flame
But all she could say was pardon





 © Copyright KC.Leake
9th April 2015
All Rights Reserved


Written by Earl Schumacker
Categories: adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship, technology,

Bill and Monica - Limerick

Bill And Monica - Limerick

There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear 
News said that was queer
Both caught on surveillance electronica


Written by Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories: adventure, fantasy, imagination, science fiction

Our Monuments Are Ours.

With precision we carved out the sand
here at home, down on your cursed land
We defy you to try
You will surely failWhy?
We used nothing that looks like your hand.


Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: adventure, allegory, beauty, funny, humorous, satire,

Victoria's Secret

With terrain and angles galore
Nature has objects to adore
But what is this glitch?
A non-working bra hitch
Hides the peaks we want to explore


Written by Katherine Stella
Categories: adventure, childhood, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, peace, people, uplifting, visionary,

You Stink

<                            Once came along a super ninja
                              Dagger Nunchucks Gi sword Wala
                              Hiding in the sewer
                              Got covered with manure
                              Fear not his weapons but hands haha


Written by Sue Mason
Categories: adventure

Help!

There once was a space man named Tommy
who became a little balmy
when he met some alien creatures
with very strange features,
he cried, "I want my Mommy!"


 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ for Carolyn's Alien Limerick Contest


Written by Doris Culverhouse
Categories: seasea, sea,

Jeckyll Island

There once was a boy from Jeckyll Island Sound
He roamed the beach and in the sand he found
A sea shell, a snorkel
A buried grand paw and a shovel
Adventure awaits in the sand mound.


For the sea tale limerick contest!!
~~~Ninth place win in the contest!!~~~~