Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
funny, garden, green, humor, humorous, silly, work,
The limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
animal, anxiety, courage, funny, humor, humorous, wisdom,
Preparing a most daring dare,
Of pinning a tail to a bear,
He just couldn’t choose
Which tail type to use,
And thought best to leave matters there.
Poem Details | by
Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories:
america, kiss,
The oligarchy but an orgy
We’ve never kissed a toad so warty
Hoping for a prince
Puckered with a wince
While they make the sieg heil sporty
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Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
drink, funny, humor, humorous, mystery, truth, word play,
A sleuth who thought truth too uncouth
Invented a villain named ‘Ruth’.
Her crimes, though quite quaint,
Compelled him to faint,
Reviving his nerves with vermouth.
Poem Details | by
Jerry Brotherton |
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Spend your lifetime regretting not,
all of those things that you ain’t got;
Because just like in birth,
when they cover you with earth,
you can only take what you brought.
Poem Details | by
Abdullah Alhemaidy |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
That broken car makes disturbance
an old big deceptive appearance
Some thinks it is pretty,
and best car in city
that what its dump driver announce
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
lonely, love,
The Internet is down what the hell shall I do
Talk to the walls? They just stare back nothing's new
The windows do giggle
And the curtains do jiggle
Think I'm going loopy but I still love all of youse
Having trouble letting go
Poem Details | by
Joe Maverick |
Categories:
appreciation, courage, fun,
In this poem..I write.'
of form i cant loose sight'
Its allowed to be slick.'
Even fun' pure delight?
I must use' every ruse; and tact-trick!!
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humor,
there was a young surgeon named Bob
who learned his craft on the job
on a post op exam
with stethoscope in hand
realized where he left his Swiss watch and fob
Poem Details | by
Marinus Jansen |
Categories:
anger, humorous, rude, student, teacher,
I once had a PE teacher from Lille,
who cruelly knew how to make me feel
like the sweaty, old rag
stuffed in her scuffed gym bag
to hide her cigs and butt plug of steel.
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
holiday, humor,
This leprechaun Fastly appeared
And said, will you be mine, my dear
He showed me his gold
That little man was bold
So, I snatched it up and disappeared
Poem Details | by
Tony Hargreaves |
Categories:
drink, food,
There was a pub called the Cross Keys
Well known for its pork pie and peas.
But the watered down beer
Gave drinkers no cheer.
And the seats were crawling with fleas.
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humorous,
there was a young man from Connaught
who never once had a deep thought
who fell into a well
said, man this is swell
I am in way over my head
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humorous,
there was a young man from Altoona
who went to the ocean to catch tuna
the boat lurched to starboard
he was flung overboard
and he met a shark that was out to catch humans
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
celebrity, dance, humor, kiss, pain, women,
Chubby Checker was doing the twist
Poor guy fell right down and broke his wrist
No dancer anymore
Chubby's wrist is sure sore
Ladies: Make it 'all well' with a kiss
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
change, giggle, language, word play,
Ro manse languages were once all the rage
But Mandarin's now taken center stage ~
Flankry, I can't stand it
The Chinese are bandits ~
It's rike leceiving kick in reft libcage
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humorous,
there was a young man named Sean
who pledged his undying love to Dawn
one day at the faire
he met a different woman there
and now he has run off with Fawn
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humorous,
there was a young man named Dennis
who staggered from a pub in Ennis
he thought he boarded a train
but woke up on a plane
and found he was headed to Venice
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
Let me tell you of my friend Wheezer
Spent all day just trying to please her
When she strung him along
He felt something was wrong
Now she keeps his nads in the freezer
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
I'm not sure 'bout your plan of attack
Take one step forward and two steps back
You say we can't be beat
It sounds more like retreat
So don't expect me in your war Jack
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
Stop your balderdash and poppycock
You're the biggest windbag on the block
Everything that you've said
Must have gone to your head
Cuz your head's as large as Plymouth Rock
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
hair, humor, husband, love, relationship, romance, soulmate,
A man, half a mountain of hair,
Gave Cupid a bit of a scare.
He wasn't a knave,
He just didn't shave,
A heart that was rare did he share.
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
anxiety, blessing, children, family, father, love, strength,
Though frazzled and flummoxed and frayed,
Still, none of it all would he trade.
The father of two
Knew not what to do,
But knew that in love he was paid.
Poem Details | by
Beryl Edmonds |
Categories:
desire, dog, valentines day,
I’m a doggie full of love divine
Searching for a darling Valentine
I’d be yours truly
If you would love me
And accept this canine heart of mine.
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humorous,
there is a young lass named Tracey
who always wears a solemn face
whenever asked why
she always replies
to keep the lusty lads from first base
Poem Details | by
Margaret Foster |
Categories:
humorous,
There once was a man who played in a band
But his trumpet was old, secondhand
He went into a store
To look at some more
But came out with a fine baby grand
Poem Details | by
Marinus Jansen |
Categories:
boyfriend, dance, first love, girlfriend, humor, lust,
I said, "If you truly adore me,
prove it now by tumbling for me."
She said, "I can't today,
cuz I just tumbled for Jay,
and that gave me a really sore knee.
Poem Details | by
Marinus Jansen |
Categories:
allusion, humor, rude,
There once was a young man from Luckett
whose dick was too big to decently tuck it.
Sometimes at the beach or by the pool,
in a flash, out popped his tool.
Those near him had to dash to duck it.
Poem Details | by
Jim Healey |
Categories:
america, humor, political,
So now out of Washington comes word,
of a proposal you just may have heard
of renaming Greenland
"Red, White and Blueland".
It's the new definition of "absurd".
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humor,
there was a young man named Price
who always took risks without advice
till one day he was peeved
when a letter he received
from his insurance saying your policy is doubling in price
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
chocolate, love, sexy, valentines day,
Like heaters with thousands of watts
Hot passion burns hearts into knots
Instead of this norm
To find love that’s warm
Form relations with chocolàtes
A honeyed and candied sweet taste
Entwined under lingerie laced
As valentine treat
Is the finest eat
Lucky tongues have ever embraced
Poem Details | by
Chetta Achara |
Categories:
perspective,
Democrats are becoming undone
We're watching them cry just for the fun
Their slush fund is dry
Oh me and oh my
Deep state clean up has only begun
Poem Details | by
Marinus Jansen |
Categories:
10th grade, family, humorous, mother, my children,
The mere mention of boogies and snot
would creep out our dear mamma a lot.
She'd cry out, "Bill, Jenny, and Steve!
Stop it. You're gonna make me heave."
Of course promptly stop it? We did not.
Poem Details | by
Mike Gentile |
Categories:
books, fun, humor,
“The Tiger’s Revenge” is a wonderful book
Unlikely are many to give it a look
Its author as stated
Seems mighty ill fated
His name, Sir Claude Balls, has left many men shook
Poem Details | by
Shadow Hamilton |
Categories:
humorous, love,
You know about Jack and Jill
when they went up the hill
not for water but as lovers
Jack with half mast trousers
holding Jill fell down the hill