Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
I took my date to see Mick Jagger
But later she started to stagger
Said "I have some bad news"
Then she puked on my shoes
So I just decided to bagger
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
We're sad to hear the news of your loss
I know there's some lines you never cross
Still you hoped and you prayed
In the end you still paid
Cuz it was over at the coin toss
Congrats Buckeyes!...sorry Irish***
Poem Details | by
Christopher Delegans |
Categories:
anti bullying, innocence,
They deployed the force and unleashed the hounds
Yet their troubles grew by leaps and bounds
Through the chase I stayed unseen
Slipped through the cracks and stayed clean
Now I’m a shadow no one surrounds
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
My friend Danny was soon to be wed
I implied he'd be better off dead
He mused, then winked at me
And walked into the sea
I hope it wasn't something I said
Poem Details | by
Chetta Achara |
Categories:
political,
Poor old Schumer and our poor old Nancy
Biden gave them not one pardon fancy
He was stabbed in the back
And thrown out like a hack
Now with Donald their futures are chancy
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets, satire, silly,
A sentence or two, nothing more.
Five rhymes, and then back out the door.
A meter that’s strained,
Some topic profaned:
Ah me! What’s a limerick for?
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
voice,
There once was a lady named Liz
She could have made it in the biz
With the voice of an angel
She had me disabled
In a pop can Liz was the fizz
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
What earthly things do I have to say
The world's still round same stuff each day
Happy as a pig
So what the frig
Why can't we all act happy in life's happy play
Poem Details | by
Maureen Mcgreavy |
Categories:
business, crazy, drug, health,
Sanity meted in batches
With healthcare served up in patches
It’s a dumpster dive
Just staying alive
To rely on raccoons playing with matches
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
When I look in the mirror each morning
This dude stands there sending me a warning
Smarten up there dude
Stop acting like a boob
Or a lump on the head you'll be adorning
Poem Details | by
Beryl Edmonds |
Categories:
candy, crush,
My cravings flaming in a dumpster fire
Ridding me of my secret heart’s desire
Every chocolate bar
All candies in a jar
Gone so the raver in me can transpire.
Poem Details | by
Mawlid Ganim |
Categories:
allegory, language, technology,
Not easy to earn and learn name and game
Technical thieves are well known to the fame
Artificial ignorance
Or dwarfish intelligence
Winner all over the world becomes lame
Poem Details | by
Karen Jones |
Categories:
allusion, art, fire, poetry,
Once you were object of my desire
Kisses that lifted me higher and higher
Your mask came off
Fantasy was then lost
This love story is a dumpster fire
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
strength,
Already longingly thinking 'bout spring
Kinda early but winter's not my thing
Love warm and sunny
Not cold and crummy
Listen... listen... the robin's do sing>
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
Oh what a sight when a star twinkles
And ice cream all covered in sprinkles
But life becomes clearer
Right there in the mirror
Where all I can see are my wrinkles
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
abortion, animal, bird, england, flying, funny, humor,
The pigeons of Trafalgar Square
Are feathered, yet lacking in hair.
They'd look erudite,
With wigs powdered white,
But wouldn't get up in the air.
Poem Details | by
Jerrold Prothero |
Categories:
clothes, fashion, fun, funny, history, humor,
The man who a Pharoah would be
Must dress for success to the T.
The hair 'neath his chin
Must wrap round his shin:
It cannot be just to the knee!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
love,
Return of warm days and nights
Very joyous times filled with delight
Gentle times to sway
Loving games at play
Softly bring one to soaring heights
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
courage,
Knew a delicate flyer called a flutterbye
She'd fly backwards not like obvious butterflies
Kept bumping into things
But on AGT she could sing
Sang opera brought a tear to my eyes
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
Widowed Parker faced old age with grace
Brought a prostitute back to his place
Once she did what he said
She slipped out of his bed
Where he died with a smile on his face
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
car,
there was an old man named Ford
who thought history was absurd
he said it was all bunk
then his company produced a junk
and the Edsel historically became the car most abhorred
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
wisdom,
You look “a bit peely wally”
In Scotland means “pale or ill” by golly
“Ah dinnae ken” means
“I don't know” it seems
”Far div ye bide” where do you live
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
animal,
Bunch of horses, cause for elation
An elegant display of sophistication
Beyond belief
Totally unique
Definitely a scene not to be outdone
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
environment, fire, natural disasters, nature, storm,
Transmission lines found underground
Ain't cheap wires that cause fires when downed
Zounds! For these we'd pay
And kneeling we pray
LA's not a gray buried mound
Poem Details | by
Lin Lane |
Categories:
fire,
Flames licked the dumpster on First Avenue
Firemen arrived, so did the men in blue
Four vagrants were all aghast
Burned to a crisp, their repast
They'd fired up the bin for a barbeque
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Had brekkie at our local coffee joint
Key word is fast but it doesn't disappoint
Two minutes tops
It was teeming with cops
Think I may have heard a plethora of oinks
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
dog, humorous, political,
I know an ambitious politician
His nose in the sky like a patrician
Looks down on all others
As voters, not brothers
Appointed ‘Chief of Dog-doo Emissions’
Poem Details | by
Jim Healey |
Categories:
political,
So, Justin Trudeau's gonna retire
(something Canadians did desire).
But he's left a big mess,
and Trump's causing stress!
It's a political dumpster fire!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Happy as poop got results of my brain scan
Had a hard time finding it when the scanner began
It sputtered and screeched
Till my bum it did reach
Outta place but “all's WELL that ENDs well” exam
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
Mother Nature can be so unkind
A better weatherman you won't find
So how are we to know
If we're getting more snow
When Punxsutawney Phil just went blind
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
humorous,
To treat an ulcer that was peptic
My Doc gave me an antiseptic
Then he made it quite clear
That it goes up my rear
I think you could say I'm a skeptic
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humor,
there was a young rake named Denny
who partied from Wexford to Killkenny
his da’ amassed quite a large fortune
he passed away so they say from indigestion
and only left Denny a half-penny
Poem Details | by
Gretchen Wertlieb |
Categories:
fish, nonsense,
There once was a pirate who was bored
so she went for a walk and explored.
A patch on both eyes
and no warning cries
she walked herself straight off of board.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Got really great news pay attention it's juicy
Seems to lose weight
All you need do is wait
Eventually you'll be skeleton thin quite spooky
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
humor,
there was old man from Killean
who had taste for the potcheen
one day was so drunk
he stepped on a skunk
man, what a malodorous scene