Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: character, tribute,

The Tin Man

The Tin Man of Wizard of Oz is kind but don't know it because though shiny and smart he's made with no heart- but finds one to pump up his cause!

Poem Details | by David Drowley |
Categories: animal, humor, poetry,

Dorothy

There once was Glenda with slippers to share.
Dorothy liked better Prada devil’s pair.
She ducked behind Oz’s curtain
To do what is uncertain,
But the Lion put a crib in his lair.


Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: fun,

Off To See The Wizard

A straw man said he could do no thinking, and I doubt ... he can do any blinking; well, if he had thunk before, he wants to do somemore- so, off they dance ... Dorothy's shoes clinking !

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: evil, funeral,

the United States of what???

Who'd convert our earth to a sty?
What narcissist fool loves to lie?
Thus the insane Trump 
Will command a dump
Not U.S.A. but U.S.I.

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous,

The Tin Man Of Oz

That wicked old witch made me the Tin Man

   Sans a heart, I'm like a rusty tin can

      I creak like a screechy hinge

         Making my many friends cringe

            A spritz of oil keeps me going again


Poem Details | by Connie Pachecho |
Categories: fantasy,

Dorothy And Toto Outta To See The Wizzard

Wizard Of Oz Limerick Poetry Contest
Charles Messina


Dorothy and her dog Toto collide
Up they go on a magic carpet ride
From Kansas home, they whirled
To a make-believe world
They were in Oz to find the other side

Poem Details | by Md Johnson |
Categories: dog, funny, humor,

Yellow Road Bricks

Toto could pull off some really neat tricks
He could do more than bark at green chicks 
  With the lift of a leg
  After slurping a keg
He could make miles of yellow road bricks


Poem Details | by John Anderson |
Categories: anxiety, child, fear,

Wizard of Oz - So Scary

As a child I became frightened and froze,
When I watched where yellow brick road goes.
For the witch in the sky,
Made me quiver and cry,
"Turn it off! I can’t stand her crows!"

Poem Details | by Srinivas Veepuri |
Categories: 4th grade,

At its peak


For some, broken sink is an antique!
It appears to them very unique!!
It's a dangerous disease,
Can’t cure it with guarantees!
Thriftiness is observed at its peak!!

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, political,

BYE-BYE BRANDON

Alas he still bore the “code” POTUS
When they realized “his ship will not float us”
So they gave him the shoe
With a swift “bloodless coup”
Convinced that nobody would notice

Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: dog, home, leadership, pets,

Toto Takes Command

Toto knew the Girl understood that
her beaucoup would be trimmed of it's fat

They could use straw and tin
and the shoes she was in

but for SURE they were losing the cat..!

Poem Details | by David Crandall |
Categories: silly,

Disconcerting Ozian Beings

The Wizard of Oz leaves me chilled 
(take those weirdos, the Lollipop Guild), 
but West Witch's flunkies,
those strange flying monkeys,
leave my poor lion's heart terror filled.

Poem Details | by Ann Peck |
Categories: cute, film, friend,

The Wizard of Oz

Dorothy's friends comprised a quite motley lot
Wanted Wizard to fix things that were shot.
         Thought Wizard surely must know
          best fixes for poor ego
 Wizard said, "Are these guys the best you've got?"

Poem Details | by Crystol Woods |
Categories: childhood, cute, fear, funny, innocence,

Clean Up in Aisle Two



Through my little fingers I'd peek
When I was a kid I would freak
Watching wicked witch melt
Frightful fear I then felt
That I wouldn't bathe for a week!

Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: humor,

Some People Without A Brain Do An Awful Lot Of Thinking

The Scarecrow, he was born without a brain 
And the Tinman got all rusted from the rain 
Because the Tinman had no heart 
And because the Scarecrow was smart 
Instead of walking to Oz, he'd taken a train

Poem Details | by David Drowley |
Categories: anxiety, fear, humorous, image,

Porcelain Face

There once was a Marm with a dripping cold
Whose bright idea she feared would unfold:
Her deep scribed porcelain face
Was far harder to replace
Then a soaked sink her plumber could not hold.

Poem Details | by Thomas Harrison |
Categories: america,

Trials and Tribulations

Despite trials, and we’ve had many,
with tribulations, felt lost at sea,
we get up each day
with an effort to say,
for our freedoms we’ll fight, to be free.

Poem Details | by Karen Jones |
Categories: appreciation, boxing day ,

Mike Tyson

I watched Mike Tyson fight
At 58 was no delight sight
But respect to him 
For going to the gym
I guess the money was right

Poem Details | by Julianne Williams |
Categories: absence,

Myself I can depend

My one-armed life which i everyday juggle

All the moments of weakness and parenthood struggles.

Although you are selfish and never are home

Besides a few tears and sometimes feeling alone 

Your absence changed nothing, Im sill holding my own


 





Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: food, funny,

MAGA Cheese


I really don’t know how long it has been
That parmesan comes shredded from businessmen
We need a president
To set the precedent
To help make America ‘grate’ again

Poem Details | by Robert James Liguori |
Categories: appreciation,

Thanksgiving with Glenn Limerick

Glenn plays music very loud
To a nice Thanksgiving crowd
I will sit and eat
While ears hear the treat
Everyone around is wowed

Poem Details | by Michael Tor |
Categories: funny,

Santa Gets Stuck In The Chimney Limerick

Santa got stuck in a narrow long chimney.
Struggled, wiggled for hours to get himself free!
He let out a Loud blast!
Landed on his Big ***!
His reindeer were laughing Hysterically!


Michael Tor




Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: scary,

Frozen in Fear

Twas exhausted night before Thanksgiving, 
after few eggnog Whiskeys, relieving. 
Awful chilling and spooky, 
Boo-hoo, the turkey soupy, 
Homegrown, fear fill eyes were unforgiving.

Poem Details | by Lorraine Peterson |
Categories: humor, meaningful, perspective,

Not broken

The sink is not broken,
Because it still works for me
I can still wash my hands
After I use it to pee

Poem Details | by Jim Healey |
Categories: christmas, humor,

Elves on Strike

Just before Christmas, the elves went on strike.
Santa told them to go take a hike.
But after exchanges,
the elves all got raises...
and a fleet of shiny new mini-bikes.

Poem Details | by sisira chowdavarapu |
Categories: absence, anger, betrayal, business, confusion, corruption, depression,

Tensity

I sometimes wonder about my dreams
I wanted to fulfill, but it's the themes
Which doesn’t match with the situations.
Strangely things I scramble functions,
But my soul can’t adjust, from inside it screams.

Poem Details | by Emily Midea |
Categories: 11th grade, anxiety, april, bible, birthday, break up, funny love,

Holiday Hijinks

Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!

Poem Details | by Jeff Kyser |
Categories: beauty,

Farrah Good Time

Her pinup, hung high on the wall,
caught many a lad in its thrall.
As he reached for that Fawcett,
hit the soap, slid across it.
Thank goodness the sink broke his fall!

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humor, political,

Mister Trump's New Job

Trump quit his jobs at McD's flippin' beef

   And drivin' a garbage truck both so brief

      When Donald was asked why

         He was quick to reply

            Got my job back as Commander-In-Chief

Poem Details | by Aniruddha Pathak |
Categories: political, usa,

Old don for a new dawn

In a public tanTrump the don won
As people opted for a new dawn.
Voted less a winner,
More against old banner,
Lo, Don Quixote’s returned as the don.
_____________________ 
Happenings |04.11.2024|USA, political

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: money,

narcissists united

He’ll alter America’s way
This oligarch donor has sway
Musk's fascist appeal
Exploits MAGA zeal
Yet plays Trump supporters as prey


Poem Details | by Karen Jones |
Categories: art, poetry,

Melanie

There is a woman named Melany
Who committed a crime a felony
Despite her deep shame
She rose to unique fame
Bought her nude pics new hair and teeth

Poem Details | by Beryl Edmonds |
Categories: conflict, humor,

Still Holding my own

I guess you're upset, but you've cracked me up How will you manage when needing a scrub Still holding my own So put down the phone It'll cost you too much to buy a bath tub.

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

Holiday Limericks

Clyde yearned for a kiss 'neath the mistletoe

   But not a gal took notice of his woe

      The ladies just twittered

         As by him they skittered

            His fly was unzipped and ALL was aglow

Poem Details | by Esther Nduta |
Categories: betrayal, emotions, heartbroken,

Shattered Dreams

With reluctance the call she received
Though she had not perceived
That the call could have her forever changed
Perceptions and expectations revised
As the message she received