Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
humor, language,
Her Italian has a mystique
My wife can three languages speak
With English hooray
She has a cachet!
Though her Crochet texts mimic Greek
Poem Details | by
Tony Hargreaves |
Categories:
child abuse,
A new priest arrived at their church.
In the pulpit he stands to preach
About moral standards.
His flock accept his words.
Young girls he then would groom and teach.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
2nd grade, boy, bullying, food, money, perspective,
DOGE boys Musk and Ramaswamy
Box their cold cuts with pastrami
They soon will behold
While napkins can fold
Budgets are not origami
Poem Details | by
Josehf Murchison |
Categories:
animal, art, fun, light, magic,
Strawberry Snails Forever
There once was a strawberry pink snail.
She was sweet from her nose to her tail.
She crossed over the moss.
Never stopping or cross.
Eating bits growing out of the shale.
By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
change, dance, humor, leadership,
Trump asked, ‘Ms. Harris, How ‘bout the next dance?’
Ms. Harris agreed, as if in a trance
Her feet were so light
Trump swung her way right ~
And then she begged him to live in the Manse!
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humor,
I was hoping for a little bit of tit
She was hoping for a little bit of tat
But when she turned 'round
My balls hit the ground
Because she was a he...with a bat
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
happy, political,
Happy New Year friends, let us jubilate
We gave Joe the boot, now let's celebrate
Happy days are here again
At last we are free of pain
Thank goodness, Joe's no longer chief of state
Poem Details | by
Jim Healey |
Categories:
christmas, humor,
A sprite little pixie from Guelph
has made quite a name for herself.
She took a long stroll
up to the North Pole.
Now she's Santa's Canadian elf.
Poem Details | by
John Read |
Categories:
age,
Growing old is not a big deal
Your only has old as you feel
Age you'll find
Is all in the mind
It's those aches and pains that are real.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
anger, evil, math, murder,
Three hot shots unlike normal men
Form and fill this diagram Venn:
Luigi the threat
Forms an ivied set
With Elon + Don from U Penn
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
rights, together, wisdom,
An act-as-they-wish guarantee
Leads brutes to think they’ll tread on me
But I too have rights
And might eschew fights
If backed by a fair referee
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
mother, nature,
She’ll scream like hell I’m your mother!
And introject There’s no other!
But your disrespect
Means all must expect
We’re nature’s target to smother
Poem Details | by
Jo Chamberlain |
Categories:
humor,
Rudolph's eyes were as huge as his belly
he couldn't step away from the deli
the rumbling started
soon after he farted
now his friends call him smelly Nelly
Poem Details | by
Melani Udaeta |
Categories:
dance, emotions, feelings, music,
Marvelous ancient music box,
prim guitarist on pointe shoes rocks;
A misfit figurine
not concerned how she’s seen;
Her erratic tempo is not Bach’s.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
evil, horror, irony, money, obituary,
2025’s manuscript
Tips off the rip-offs as we’re gypped!
When oligarchs die
They'll not greed deny
But flip us the bird from their crypt
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
chanukah, christmas, giggle, nostalgia,
Santa Claus sure is fine, and he’s dandy
On Chanukah he gives out the candy
He wants to light the lights
But instead starts a fight
In Mayberry that job falls to Andy
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
food, money, sick,
Once I ate a defective Oreo
I’d imported from Lower Borneo
I’d spent too much money
My stomach felt funny
Then my 'plumbing' gave it the old heave-ho
Poem Details | by
Beryl Edmonds |
Categories:
christmas, miracle,
Soon festive time will arrive
To remind us that Christ’s alive
Celebrate the birth
With much joy and mirth
Praise the miraculous sky dive.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
anger, power,
The savings could social work buy
Yet Defund Police we won't try
That plan seemed too rash
But Trump’s agent Kash
Would trash and defund FBI
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
death, environment, funeral, humanity, humor, mental health, natural disasters,
Brit's spy guy from Ian Fleming
Is Bond who goes chaos stemming!
When the web of life slumps
See how quickly he jumps
Sadly to die like a lemming
Poem Details | by
David Crandall |
Categories:
thanksgiving day,
I gave thanks for everything on my plate,
but in my paradoxical state,
I deeply regret
everything that I "et"
or is the pronunciation "ate"?
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
how i feel, political,
Good riddance to you Kamala and Joe
You both caused chaos adding to our woe
Your years of utter nonsense
Left us all bereft and tense
Adios, I'm happy to see you go
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
abuse, bullying, environment, money,
Musk has deployed a mother lode
Trump’s tariffs can't ever erode!
His influence gift
Means we get short shrift
And Earth is his private commode
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
books, humorous, writing,
Loo humour it is my forte
Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day
I’ve finished next book
Will you dare to look
It’s naughty – that’s all I will say!
Poem Details | by
Lunarya Mornelithe |
Categories:
analogy, angst, dream, heart, introspection, literature, voyage,
There once was a man made of tin,
Whose joints made a horrible din.
“I need oil,” he’d plea,
“Or a heart, possibly,
But rust ruins romance again!”
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
addiction, money,
Though urges could empty a vault
Obsession to splurge cannot halt!
Surge spending can’t pause
Ending it might cause
Our mental gestalt to default
Poem Details | by
Lise Clendening |
Categories:
sin, spiritual,
The world, like the sink, is broken.
Our spirits find ways, unspoken.
Washing away our sins,
Saving all souls within,
Eyes opened, and finally awoken.
Poem Details | by
Timothy Clark |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, allegory, allusion, imagination,
my cracks make me feel like a crank
not being able to hold water runs me insane
All i needed was a handyman
instead of being rigged until i leak again
im just a broken sink
Poem Details | by
Timothy Clark |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, anxiety, black love, depression, dream,
They think with only using words
How are they ever heard
no wisdom and willing to move without reason
they chisel away at what we call freedom
does that sound like a dream deferred?
Poem Details | by
Aniruddha Pathak |
Categories:
humor, life, school,
Why waste time at school and still miss the bus
When ignorance is instantaneous!
In this school we call life,
The best teacher seems strife
That gives great lessons, makes none whatso fuss.
__________________________
Tongue-in-cheek |17.11.2024|humour, school, life
Poem Details | by
Julianne Williams |
Categories:
character, imagination,
Close my eyes, home I feel
I cannot be dreaming, dreams aren't this real
Ruby red shoes, three clicks of the heel
I will never forget how they all helped me heal
My friend made of straw and the other Tin steel
Poem Details | by
David Crandall |
Categories:
silly,
Mad cow disease is my expertise,
and I dine on fine wine, quince and cheese.
In my august wisdom,
what I sure think is dumb,
is to spit without checking the breeze.
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
humorous,
Toto uncurtained Oz's stagey play,
his humbug wizardry didn't go astray.
In a balloon he vanished,
lone Dorothy felt banished,
on silver shoes she flew home all the way.
Poem Details | by
James Friske |
Categories:
water, work,
Excellence in plumbing leaves me numb
Mastery in apprenticeship of thumbs
A Dearth of splash guards
Replaced with glass shards
Invites me to leave instead of come
Poem Details | by
Nia Tunduwani |
Categories:
fun,
She says witches are ugly if bad
She's says like it some kind of new fad
Which makes me think
Did this princess in pink
Called me ugly and now I am sad